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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150042

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ok...
So this is the first company in the dogfight world


its totally underground and has two entrances.

One is for visitors and other for officials.

The visitor one is from jolly roger.
Ask jack.
He'll tell you the way.

[ ask politely. I didnt ask for his permission. He might become angry ]

its just a heads up.

Info :

ceo : Science_dude

cfo :

coo :

chief engineer : 2Storm2

assistant engineer :

cyclotron operator : 2storm2

Entertainers : dr dave's girls

cafetaria : none. Visit jolly roger

train driver : Gizmo541

production bay head :

production manager :

RnD head :

research assistant :

lawyer :

security head :

WORKERS : NONE NEEDED ! Robots do all the work !

Robot head and manager : Jarvis the AI

all the above blank posts are vacant :woohoo:

PRODUCTS :

1) NON FLAMABLE ALCOHOL

Exclusive and free for jolly roger :woohoo:

2) flu injections for dr dave.

3) tables

4) bar stools

5) flying cars

6) under water car

7) toffes

8) lasers ( electron , hydrogen and nitrogen )

9) telescopes ( hubble , radio and other )

WE ALSO MODIFY UR PLANES :evil:

they do cost a lot.

Modifications include : twin turbo charger , 4-50cal guns , a hydrogen bomb , air freshner ( best against foul mouthed )


NAME OF THE COMPANY : QUANTUM GALAXY !



MORE PRODUCTS AND POSTS WILL BE ADDED AS CERTAIN PARTS ARE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION.


If u want some , come get some.

We can make anything u want. :woohoo:

ms. Tink is allowed in ONLY IF SHE ISNT ARMED WITH A FRYING PAN

THERE IS A BUNKER HERE, IF SHE GETS ANGRY :pinch:

Davy will be allowed without any security clearence.

Blue Max young must park his plane 5 miles away.
[ if he gets closer than that , everyone hide in the bunker and send ms.Tink out to face him ]

ms.Tink will be given a special bunker [ if any is empty ] if she has her frying pan.

NO MATTER WHAT , WE WILL NOT PRODUCE ANY FRYING PANS.

EVEN A MILLION BUCKS WONT CHANGE OUR MIND .

MASTERY BEYOND BELIEF

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150047

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AtharvBhat wrote: ok...
So this is the first company in the dogfight world


its totally underground and has two entrances.

One is for visitors and other for officials.

The visitor one is from jolly roger.
Ask jack.
He'll tell you the way.

[ ask politely. I didnt ask for his permission. He might become angry ]

its just a heads up.

Info :

ceo : Science_dude

cfo :

coo :

chief engineer :

assistant engineer :

cyclotron operator :

Entertainers : dr dave's girls

cafetaria : none. Visit jolly roger

train driver :

production bay head :

production manager :

RnD head :

research assistant :

lawyer :

WORKERS : NONE NEEDED ! Robots do all the work !

Robot head and manager : Jarvis the AI

all the above blank posts are vacant :woohoo:

PRODUCTS :

1) NON FLAMABLE ALCOHOL

Exclusive and free for jolly roger :woohoo:

2) flu injections for dr dave.

3) tables

4) bar stools

5) flying cars

6) under water car

7) toffes

8) lasers ( electron , hydrogen and nitrogen )

9) telescopes ( hubble , radio and other )

WE ALSO MODIFY UR PLANES :evil:

they do cost a lot.

Modifications include : twin turbo charger , 4-50cal guns , a hydrogen bomb , air freshner ( best against foul mouthed )


NAME OF THE COMPANY : QUANTUM GALAXY !



MORE PRODUCTS AND POSTS WILL BE ADDED AS CERTAIN PARTS ARE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION.


If u want some , come get some.

We can make anything u want. :woohoo:

ms. Tink is allowed in ONLY IF SHE ISNT ARMED WITH A FRYING PAN

THERE IS A BUNKER HERE, IF SHE GETS ANGRY :pinch:

Davy will be allowed without any security clearence.

Blue Max young must park his plane 5 miles away.
[ if he gets closer than that , everyone hide in the bunker and send ms.Tink out to face him ]

ms.Tink will be given a special bunker [ if any is empty ] if she has her frying pan.

NO MATTER WHAT , WE WILL NOT PRODUCE ANY FRYING PANS.

EVEN A MILLION BUCKS WONT CHANGE OUR MIND .


Ill take a frying pan for 300 trillion, made of adamantium, and id like my entire skeleton grafted with adamantium as well. So what do you say? 300 trillion oughta fund this little operation of yours for a while right?

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150048

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We have a deal


once we get some employees , i'll fix the date.


19 december ok ?

I'll ready the cyclotron and go to antarctica to bring some adamantium.


One question.

Do u want ur THAT parts of adamantium also ? :evil:

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150051

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I've always wanted to be a train driver,if that's ok with you.

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150052

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Done !

Just keep in mind.

Speed limit is 100 mph :evil:

here are the keys

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150062

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Can I be the chief engineer?

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150104

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U can.

Just a quick interview :evil:


very simple question. :evil:

can u use a screw driver ???



Who am i kidding ?? :whistle:

Welcome aboard !! :woohoo:


here is all u need :)


MASTERY BEYOND BELIEF

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150109

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Ok :)

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A POST FOR HEAD OF SECURITY JUST OPENED UP :woohoo:

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150247

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hey storm, u have been promoted to chief engineer/ cyclotron operator. :woohoo:

u r incharge of that huge particle accelerator :woohoo:

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Ok, Do I have to do anything for HD? :blink:

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yes.

U have to invent adamantium.

And make a frying pan from it for ms.realtink :pinch:


and store a few 100 pounds in the storage .

We have to inject it in HD's body :p.

Im not gonna do it.

Jarvis is.



By the way, did u meet jarvis the A.I. ? :?

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FIRST DOGFIGHT COMPANY !! 11 years 9 months ago #150278

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What r u smoking? Or maybe you should take something!

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i dont do drugs.

And i never will.

And i dont smoke or drink.

And i never will.

[ except that accidental sip of red bull and choclate, i dont drink alcohol )

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adamantium discovered !!
Ive made a frying pan :woohoo:

i'll give it to real tink

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