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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147828

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I was about to give in and go flying. But right before i pressed play i said, naaa it isn't worth it. Then i seen this.....

Blue Max has kidnapped someone named spencer!!!!! Get the police out, and watch out for his rifle. He is a heck of a marks man with that thing. And avoid the bomb cratters! We must save this spencer guy! Who knows what torture bluemax is doing to him!
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147840

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I don't know Kes, I've come to trust the Max. I can't help but feel if he has this Spencer kid, there's probably a good reason for it. I think we should just look the other way......




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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147843

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Have you looked at the top 100 page latley I think I counted like 20 blue maxs. You might need to get manfred to finds the blue max that did the kidnaping.
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147881

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Porkfinger wrote: I don't know Kes, I've come to trust the Max. I can't help but feel if he has this Spencer kid, there's probably a good reason for it. I think we should just look the other way......

Look the other way? Really? No sir, I'm on this one. I'm going out back, to start digging the grave. I figure if I help. I might not be next. Fall in line soldier. Grab a shovel. We got work to do.

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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147882

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Shovel? I'm driving the backhoe there now B)
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147899

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Yep max your really starting to go out I mean killing me like 35 times in like 10 minutes I mean that's just too far :( LoL :):)
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147900

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Porkfinger wrote: I don't know Kes, I've come to trust the Max. I can't help but feel if he has this Spencer kid, there's probably a good reason for it. I think we should just look the other way......

Look the other way? Really? No sir, I'm on this one. I'm going out back, to start digging the grave. I figure if I help. I might not be next. Fall in line soldier. Grab a shovel. We got work to do.


No, not again Von. You don't know what he's LIKE! I will not take part in another one of these violent escapades trying to gain favor, only to have it held over my head and pressured into the next one. It's too late for Spencer, it's not too late for me. You're a [M]ORAF now, he'll leave you alone.......until he gets hungry again. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry...wait, that's not right...




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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147917

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I'll help too, but only because someday I'll need help with a body too and I don't want any excuses!
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147942

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jasonmc wrote: Have you looked at the top 100 page latley I think I counted like 20 blue maxs. You might need to get manfred to finds the blue max that did the kidnaping.

What kidnapping? What list? Max who?
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147955

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Everyone, Spencer is ALIVE! It was all a hoax, put on by Blue Wax, Blue::Max, Blue [M]ax, Blue wig, and Blue.Max. If I missed one of you, my apologies. But Spencer is alive and well, saw him on world chat. Of course he had zero idea why I exclaimed "SPENCER UR ALIVE! ALIVE!"

These kids really need to get forum accounts....and watch Amber Alerts....




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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147957

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Porkfinger wrote: Everyone, Spencer is ALIVE! It was all a hoax, put on by Blue Wax, Blue::Max, Blue [M]ax, Blue wig, and Blue.Max. If I missed one of you, my apologies. But Spencer is alive and well, saw him on world chat. Of course he had zero idea why I exclaimed "SPENCER UR ALIVE! ALIVE!"

These kids really need to get forum accounts....and watch Amber Alerts....

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: TOO FUNNY MAN!!!


Wait a minute!!! U missed BLüE MäX the original and BLUE MAX and BLUE.MAX and BLüE.MäX
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147958

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And BlüE WäX!

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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147961

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TOOO MANY BLUE MAXES!!!!!
I'm dislexic as it is man, yall r making my brain scream and run for cover...... My poor brain :( it wont come out from under my bed now.
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147962

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Now that young Spence has been reunited with the his ransom-paying parents, I must address tKes. Blue Max "has went"?? Prof. Parrot and Ms. Luna would have virtual heart attacks. Oh the Humanity!
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147963

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O jeez not another grammar nazi. I is what I is. 0_o yea i cant even say it with a straight face. O well lol. I didnt feel like going through the dictionary and my old grammar book to look for the right phrase. I did know it was wrong grammar though ol, just too lazy to fix and to sick to care ;)
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147964

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I do have one question.......

How much was spencer worth????






I know im worth a headache or a sack of rice, whichever comes first.
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147965

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Aaaaawwww i missed all the fun and excitement. And i was just about to order the artillery regiments to open fire

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tKestrel wrote: I do have one question.......

How much was spencer worth????






I know im worth a headache or a sack of rice, whichever comes first.

Traded him back for a half smoked Marlboro and a dry bologna sandwich. :P
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #147974

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Yes Max I remember Spencer.... :P ..... Yall look a lot alike...... :whistle: :P
I could care....But I dont

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tKestrel wrote: I do have one question.......

How much was spencer worth????






I know im worth a headache or a sack of rice, whichever comes first.

Traded him back for a half smoked Marlboro and a dry bologna sandwich. :P

Dang thats low quality. That or u where desperate to get rid of him. I know how noobs can get on people's nerves lol
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #148004

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tKestrel wrote:

Porkfinger wrote: Everyone, Spencer is ALIVE! It was all a hoax, put on by Blue Wax, Blue::Max, Blue [M]ax, Blue wig, and Blue.Max. If I missed one of you, my apologies. But Spencer is alive and well, saw him on world chat. Of course he had zero idea why I exclaimed "SPENCER UR ALIVE! ALIVE!"

These kids really need to get forum accounts....and watch Amber Alerts....

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: TOO FUNNY MAN!!!


Wait a minute!!! U missed BLüE MäX the original and BLUE MAX and BLUE.MAX and BLüE.MäX


I know...my phone doesn't do those.....things over the letters....you know, those...things...




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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #148019

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I just hope you haven't insulted any of the Maxes or Waxes, they might come for you next :ohmy:

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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #148026

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World Chat has taken on a whole new meaning for me :P Never knew BlüE MäX waxes :blink:
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M4rtin wrote: World Chat has taken on a whole new meaning for me :P Never knew BlüE MäX waxes :blink:


Well you never hear him complain about razor burn or shave bumps....... WäX is quick and clean!!!
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #148067

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Oh god. I just threw up a little in my mouth. That was a horrifying visual :sick:

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Brazillian !!!!! With a. Z. :)

Where is Pedrinho BTW? Anyone seen him?

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Not in a while now that u mention it....... Hmmm maybe he's playing chess...
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BLüE MäX has went off the deep end! 11 years 9 months ago #148130

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Blue Max Young wrote: Brazillian !!!!! With a. Z. :)

Where is Pedrinho BTW? Anyone seen him?

I played with Pedro, Sunday.

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I have one question reading all this.
How many blue max names are names.
And how many are doubles.
One for game .One fpr forum .
And which is which. :huh:

By the way.
This ain't surprising.
He's gotta buy cat food! :whistle:

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Ok time for a football (soccer) chant in my best thuggish london voice.....

THERES ONLY ONE TRUE BLUE MAX
ONE BLUE MAX ITS TRUE
THERES ONLY ONE TRUE BLUE MAX
OH BLUE MAX MOM LOVES YOU!
DOGFIGHT!
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