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The twelve days of Dogfight 11 years 10 months ago #146167

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Christmas is coming folks, and I just couldn't help myself. But we'll skip to the last verse and save the Pork man a hella lot of typing - feel free to add your own..

For my first Dogfight Christmas the MORAFs gave to me,

12 deaths while chuting,
11 bombers diving,
10 zeppelins spinning,
9 carriers sinking,
8 hangars blazing,
7 bombs a dropping,
6 deaths in dogfight....

5 BUUUURRRNNING WINGS

4 falling blues,
3 tanks shells,
2 angry quits,
And a bullet hole in my port wing!

Forgive me for rhyming "wings" with "wing" at the end there? I wrote this on the toilet at work in less than a minute.
Now everyone be extra good for the next month and put a new tablet on that Santa list ;)




SANITY IS HIGHLY OVERRATED....
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The twelve days of Dogfight 11 years 10 months ago #146286

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I would've said " and a lewis machine gun for my plane" but thats just me lol

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