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Allied's Resort and Spa 11 years 10 months ago #145772

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Allied's Resort and Spa is now open for business! A nice place for discussions, RPing about a spa day, boat rides,jet skis, canoeing in the bay,etc. We currently have some job positions open.
Hotel Manager:
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Boat Driver: 2storm2
Jet Ski Driver:
Janitor:
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Interesting Angle. Good luck!


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I don't need a job, but all my reckless behavior has left me with cracked and chipped nails, calluses, and some assorted open wounds that need soaking. Let me know when the doors open? A manicure would be FABULOUS right now. And maybe some of those cucumber slices on my eyes.......




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Can I give the massages, CROCKETT MASSAGES, WOMEN ONLY, MUST BE SLIM AND TRIM AND CUTE. :side: :side: :side:

PRICES VARY DEPENDING ON CUTENESS. IF YOU ARE REALLY REALLY CUTE I CAN PAY YOU :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Am I hired?

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That's great Davy, Mrs Pork just grabbed her purse and flew out the door. Tell her supper is at 6:00 sharp?




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I'll take a full body deep tissue massage followed by a mudbath and seaweed wrap, one of those coconut umbrella drinks.. Ok five of the coconut umbrella drinks, a manicure, pedicure at your own risk (these are some messed up feet i have) and an exotic dancer to entertain me :) :evil:

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DAMN IT DAVY! Mrs. Pork just came home from her massage with a ******* M.O.M. tattoo! What kind of place are you running?! That never would happened at Von Hulk's place......




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Porkfinger wrote: I don't need a job, but all my reckless behavior has left me with cracked and chipped nails, calluses, and some assorted open wounds that need soaking. Let me know when the doors open? A manicure would be FABULOUS right now. And maybe some of those cucumber slices on my eyes.......

We don't use cucumber slices. We use more affordable lemon slices.
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Porkfinger wrote: I don't need a job, but all my reckless behavior has left me with cracked and chipped nails, calluses, and some assorted open wounds that need soaking. Let me know when the doors open? A manicure would be FABULOUS right now. And maybe some of those cucumber slices on my eyes.......

We don't use cucumber slices. We use more affordable lemon slices. We also use lemon juice to soak things in.
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Can I be the boat driver?

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2storm2 wrote: Can I be the boat driver?

Sure
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Yay!

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Oh, and we might need a lifeguard or 2, maybe some security guards

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Is this where I get the dead skin scraped off my feet? I have a few callouses on my big toe that need to be sanded down. :blink:
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(Hope the pictures work)

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Blue Max Young wrote:


Is this where I get the dead skin scraped off my feet? I have a few callouses on my big toe that need to be sanded down. :blink:

Ok. We will get the sandpaper.
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Sandpaper? You might need a cheese grater.

Pork, I don't think that's a tattoo. Maybe a hickey?
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Pretty sure....I think....DAMN IT DAVY!




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