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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144920

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It's almost time for Santa, Have you been good little boys and girls? This year Santa told me he wants fewer cookies and milk and more root beer floats and German chocolate cake with ice cream. Or if you just gotta a turkey sandwich with mayo
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144923

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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144924

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He likes Mayo? Why didn't you say this earlier! ;)

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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144926

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Mrs. Santa says Santa has been a very bad boy and has pushed his body to its limit, developing diabetes and several food allergies. She asks that any treats for santa be:

Vegan
Gluten free
Dairy free
Sugarless
Fat free
Paleo,
And no carbs or protien please!

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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144927

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Basically, its pickles or mushrooms for Santa.

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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144929

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Ok i'll let him know!


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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144938

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Whosethisguy wrote: Mrs. Santa says Santa has been a very bad boy and has pushed his body to its limit, developing diabetes and several food allergies. She asks that any treats for santa be:

Vegan
Gluten free
Dairy free
Sugarless
Fat free
Paleo,
And no carbs or protien please!


Oh your lump of coals sooooo gonna be lit....... :angry:
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144941

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Worcester Sauce wrote: He likes Mayo? Why didn't you say this earlier! ;)


Yes with Turkey or Ham and a ice cold Root Beer with ice cream and cookies. :) Santa told me a bag full of cookies with get you a Pony..... ;)
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144945

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DAVY SAYS, here's your 747, hope your happy, it killed Santa. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144951

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Dr Dave wrote: It's almost time for Santa, Have you been good little boys and girls? This year Santa told me he wants fewer cookies and milk and more root beer floats and German chocolate cake with ice cream. Or if you just gotta a turkey sandwich with mayo[/qu





DOC, you scarring Jr with the boys and girls being ready for santa always on the world chat. He said he having horrible dream with Santa flying a biplane full of holes and covered in blood!!! Apparently santa dropped he fuzzy red suit for a tore up leather pilots over coat!!!!!!! Whereing nothing but a stained wife beaters shirt underneath!!!!!!!

Your freakin the kids out!!!!


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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144966

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Utah70 wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: It's almost time for Santa, Have you been good little boys and girls? This year Santa told me he wants fewer cookies and milk and more root beer floats and German chocolate cake with ice cream. Or if you just gotta a turkey sandwich with mayo[/qu





DOC, you scarring Jr with the boys and girls being ready for santa always on the world chat. He said he having horrible dream with Santa flying a biplane full of holes and covered in blood!!! Apparently santa dropped he fuzzy red suit for a tore up leather pilots over coat!!!!!!! Whereing nothing but a stained wife beaters shirt underneath!!!!!!!

Your freakin the kids out!!!!


Don't be frightened Boys and Girls.....




Santa Loves kids...... :evil:

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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144985

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Don't be frightened.......he loves kids :)lolol
I though Santa hated mayo!?
What have I been taught..(sighing) :lol:
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144993

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Here's DOCTOR DAVE in his Santa suit. Grossssss DR. DAVE. Leave the kids alone.
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #144998

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Lol!!!!! :woohoo:
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #145001

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Um lil creepy Doc.
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #145003

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Um lil creepy .

That's ok Brian, Davy, This is Santa when Santa gets LIT... So lock up the booze


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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #145027

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Haha, wat u did there :lol:
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #145040

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Remember boys and girls..... Santa's watching. Always watching





And Santa has a very Itchy Trigger Finger...... :evil:

So you better be NICE to Santa
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #145047

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Santa should know better than to sneak into people's houses and steal their food.



Even Santa can't out run a LAWMAN!!




RIP CRAZYWOLF
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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #145050

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Guys, I'm sorry but I have to tell you. You have seen nothing yet...

Take a look at this movie . Best Christmas movie ever made. After seeing it Santa will never be the same.

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Hello Boys & Girls, R U ready for SANTA. 11 years 10 months ago #145582

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Santa says this new update SUCKS!!! on iPad
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