How are you coping?

Me..... I am not ready to admit that the game is broken. I just sit with my eyes closed with the opening music playing and carry on as nothing has changed. Well in my minds eye my shooting/hitting has gotten way better, like my last round was me vs 7 MORAFS. I of course won with 438 kills got hit real bad twice, however made it back to our base (the good guys of course) and was able to make repairs just in time to stop a massive 7 man bomb run!

Piece of CAKE!

I fly right over to their side (The Evil Red Base) with the skill of a surgeon, dropped dead center between two hangers for a double. Took out 3 planes on my way back, with heavy fire I was shot down and just so happens I landed right next to a tank! I dont think they ever saw what was about to happen next.

It was so epic you would have thought I wrote this stuff myself! I was just out of tanking range however tucked down low so the Evil Reds could not see me until it was to late. One after another I was popping them out of the sky with tank shells. The changing moment was I shot at one that thought he could dodge the shell only to crash into the guy next to him! KahhBoom down they both went!

Now was my chance. Lobbed two rounds. First one hit dead on. Second was dropping hard and fast at the center of the runway. The guy that was respawning, in an effort to gain altitude drop his bomb resulting in my miss being a hit as it took out the fourth hanger!
Buy this time with all the confusion four of the MORAFs took a chance on a run to our base.

They had enough fire power to pull it off, but did they have the skill to get the job done on one run? (Nail bitting right? Lol) I start shelling away with a hit, 3 planes cutting back and forth above me, I cut left they cut right it was an endless amount of perfectly timed movement, recalerbrating, and shelling. Bam in big letters "TWO HANGERS" by the Evil Reds. Another one of my rounds found its mark as I am steadily getting closer to there base. "TWO HANGERS" by the Evil Reds. I shell and connect. "TWO HANGERS" by the Evil Reds!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh

Evil Reds one hanger left and "WE" The Good Guys have two hangers left!

I have now tucked behind one of their building that Davy had hit a few times. A quick shot and a hit! Right then I read "ONE HANGER" by Evil Reds. Yes yes yes I have the sure win once my tank has finishe reloading! GREATEST GAME OF MY LIFE!!!!!



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Hope you guys like.
Looks like I will be working around the house all day, kind of good really this crazy game has take over my ability to get any work done!
Hope you all have a great day!

Oh my goodness i actually am talking to the WIFE. She's happy I'm crying.

This says it all!

Davy Crockett wrote: Oh my goodness i actually am talking to the WIFE. She's happy I'm crying.

Take your time Davy. Talk slowly and whenever you feel your self stumble just say "yes dear" or "your right dear". No need for it to make sense their brain kind of magically shut down for 10-15 minutes giving you just enough time to escape, however also giving them the time to come up with another issue that needs your immediate attention. So stay strong and move fast my brother!

Hold it together people!!!

We just get this photo of a hysterical DF player riding around without safety precautions!!!

Do not put yourself at risk with this behavior!!!

BrianC219 wrote: Hold it together people!!!

We just get this photo of a hysterical DF player riding around without safety precautions!!!

Do not put yourself at risk with this behavior!!!

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Why is my wife not wearing a seatbelt! !?OMG

She doesn't need seat belts, SHE HAS HER OWN AIRBAGS, LOL LOL.

Is the BH missing...
his wife?

No df im suffering from dt's so bad im hallucinating about planes shooting each other and hot hoochies not wearing seatbelts. I might need to drink some Margaritas tonight

DF players from all over the world have gone mad, in search of finding the next great thing in entertainment! Please we need your support to shelter these people from harming themselves and many others just like this poor man here!

I've had that happen to me. Except the cat was full grown and weighed fifteen pounds lol

This just in! A deranged man that goes by [WS]HD broke into the home of Blue Max in search of Margareta mixer to help calm his DT's.
Unfortunately for him, Blue Max's family house pet saw him from the couch he was resting on and gave him a run for his money! On a brighter note Blue Max's house pet is getting credited for motivating the first man to be caught running on water!

Here are some of the accommodations you can expect to find at the BROKEN homes for DogFight group.

Um....my name is Reckless and I'm an addict.
"HELLO RECKLESS"
My wife doesn't understand what I'm going through because she doesn't play DF. She doesn't get why I'm like, freaking out, because all she plays is Candy Crush and doesn't understand that its not a real game, it's a waste of time and memory.
"Sounds like you're holding resentments Reckless."
Yeah, no ****! I bought her a tablet with a quad core processor so she can crush ******* bonbons and the only thrill is when it says "Sweet"! And she gives me **** when she has to play it on her phone because I'm playing DF? Yeah I'm resenting that!
"Perhaps you feel that Dogfight is more important than her feelings Reckless."
What about MY feelings man? I've been shaking and throwing up since last night, and now she took the tablet away - the game could be fixed now for all I know! I made 48 kills in Messines before the battery died and can't even see my rating! Bellsaj made me this sweet *** banner, Cricket made MORAF, and this guy MISTAHSTEALYOGIRL was bad mouthing me AND I CAN'T PLAY WITH ANY OF THEM!
"Try to breathe Reckless"
You ******* breathe, I need to play! Screw this, I'm outta here!

Tune in next time, as Reckless welds wings to his car and tries to take DF to the streets to shake his withdrawal.......

its down again no, not again not again *hugging myself sweating and rocking back and forth in the corner* AAAAHHH!!! FOKKERS! DIE!DIE!DIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Porkfinger wrote: Um....my name is Reckless and I'm an addict.
"HELLO RECKLESS"
My wife doesn't understand what I'm going through because she doesn't play DF. She doesn't get why I'm like, freaking out, because all she plays is Candy Crush and doesn't understand that its not a real game, it's a waste of time and memory.
"Sounds like you're holding resentments Reckless."
Yeah, no ****! I bought her a tablet with a quad core processor so she can crush ******* bonbons and the only thrill is when it says "Sweet"! And she gives me **** when she has to play it on her phone because I'm playing DF? Yeah I'm resenting that!
"Perhaps you feel that Dogfight is more important than her feelings Reckless."
What about MY feelings man? I've been shaking and throwing up since last night, and now she took the tablet away - the game could be fixed now for all I know! I made 48 kills in Messines before the battery died and can't even see my rating! Bellsaj made me this sweet *** banner, Cricket made MORAF, and this guy MISTAHSTEALYOGIRL was bad mouthing me AND I CAN'T PLAY WITH ANY OF THEM!
"Try to breathe Reckless"
You ******* breathe, I need to play! Screw this, I'm outta here!

Tune in next time, as Reckless welds wings to his car and tries to take DF to the streets to shake his withdrawal.......

Lol!!! That is what I am after! Chime in all you crazy DF nuts, and have some fun poking at the craziness of life without this game! (Should be some free time sense no one is posting about lagg kills)

[WS]HD wrote: its down again no, not again not again *hugging myself sweating and rocking back and forth in the corner* AAAAHHH!!! FOKKERS! DIE!DIE!DIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The white padded room is lots of fun as long as they dont tranq you and put you in the eight point restraints lol

I Spy with my little eye something beginning with F

Flyingmuck wrote: I Spy with my little eye something beginning with F

FRUITCAKE! ????? No?

Fart?

Yall are both wrong, he is thinking Fatlady

2storm2 wrote: Yall are both wrong, he is thinking Fatlady

I dont know I have looked and looked for the answer to this one......

That was a great story, DAD

Vonkopp wrote: That was a great story, DAD

Umm hey their big fella..... I don't really know how to break this to you so i found a photo that may help. You might want to sit down for this one.

















It takes time, but all that pain you are feeling right now will fade away......

I'm not surprised at all Y£MX.
Have you ever tried to spwankill Martin???
I strongly recommend you DON'T.
This was taken the last time it happened



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