What do we do when we hit MORAF!!

When I hit a MoRAF. I laugh, often only in my head but occasionally on screen. I like killin MoRAFS so much. More red than blue but a MoRAFS a MoRAF you know?

Why would you want to ever hit a MORAF? Why the hate?

Nothing personal, they just so good, if I get better killin them then I will get better and find other rankers easyier.

That is my plan

Good idea O.G, what else do u do?

Nothing personal,but I shoot back being the MORAF that I Am.

When I hit MORAF, I yelled into the TV camera "I'm going to Disneyland!"

And after all the interviews were over, I actually did! It was fun. I went on the Dumbo ride. I like Dumbo

I have a re-occuring nightmare of being stuck on Small World for all of eternity. Ughh!!

When I hit moraf i jumped around like an idiot, and had a whole game devoted to taking pics with friends of the capitalizing moment lol.

Now shooting moraf sis a dif story, i aim for them first because they r the best of the group of reds and like wise r a bigger threat to the mission.

BTJ582 wrote: I have a re-occuring nightmare of being stuck on Small World for all of eternity. Ughh!!

lol.

Me too.

Yesterday i accidently spwan killed one moraf and probably phantom killed the same guy 5 times.

Sorry for that.
If u r reading this then stop doing whatever black magic u r doing.

Im having nightmares of getting stuck in a red barron on west carrier. And i cant autodestroy myself. The carrier just passes below the bridge and i hit the bridge and crash. I respwan in the same position everytime . My eyes r hypnotised to look at my phone and my hands wont let go of my phone.

This goes on for hours when i finally woke up !.

After you reach moraf you should probably get a life. Lol jk jk

Dixieconfederate wrote: After you reach moraf you should probably get a life. Lol jk jk

Lol Dix, this is my life. I live for DF! Lol

Well just like a cat, it has 9 lives!
I always groan when a moraf comes and hope that another one will join my side! and whoever said disneyland, you have a big imagination! If I ever reach MORAF I would scream into my pillow for a day and a half! and say HOORA!!

I was so happy i spent 5 minutes with wife.

Radient wrote: Well just like a cat, it has 9 lives!
I always groan when a moraf comes and hope that another one will join my side! and whoever said disneyland, you have a big imagination! If I ever reach MORAF I would scream into my pillow for a day and a half! and say HOORA!!

If? Really? I've played against you, tou WILL make MORAF. I know this.

If I ever make MORAF the next thing I will do is learn my kids names again! This game will fry your brain dont ya know . Dino

P.S. I dont shoot down MORAFS, they just get angry or even!

Radient wrote: It takes like 3 years or u play it for 70 days straight!! And being a moraf would be a great experience for everyone!!

It took me 9 months. Many of the folks that started after me made it before I did. The last 3 months before I ranked up I played a few games during the week and and a couple hours (maybe more) on the weekends.

ParrotHead wrote:

Radient wrote: It takes like 3 years or u play it for 70 days straight!! And being a moraf would be a great experience for everyone!!

It took me 9 months. Many of the folks that started after me made it before I did. The last 3 months before I ranked up I played a few games during the week and and a couple hours (maybe more) on the weekends.

to get that last level 375000 points that's more than total of all levels I've played and I've been fairly consistsant playing for 11 months( well enough for the misses to keep sayin " you playin that again, your got a problem) 9 months to moraf how are you married!

Heff006 wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:

Radient wrote: It takes like 3 years or u play it for 70 days straight!! And being a moraf would be a great experience for everyone!!

It took me 9 months. Many of the folks that started after me made it before I did. The last 3 months before I ranked up I played a few games during the week and and a couple hours (maybe more) on the weekends.

to get that last level 375000 points that's more than total of all levels I've played and I've been fairly consistsant playing for 11 months( well enough for the misses to keep sayin " you playin that again, your got a problem) 9 months to moraf how are you married!

Bathroom, grocery store parking lots, waiting in carpool lines... You find a way.

I heard that a phone book is good to have in the bathroom. (to put your feet on)
If you don't have one, be careful when you get up.
You won't feel your legs

Radient wrote: What do we do when we hit MORAF!!

I am not sure you can physically hit a MORAF If you do accidentally hit one in the game you usually explode into a fireball.

I was always taught to never get my hands dirty and that is why you have people that keep them clean Violence begetz violence, or is it a Radient shiner. 2 lefts don't make a right, an eye for an eye leaves you with one eye or no eyes!

Edit: Forked tong falls on many a bent ears

Whats the big deal? they fly Zebra's that many may not know. ZEBRA'S dont realy fly!!!!!

They always come into game with that HEY LOOK AT MY MORAFTIC ZEBRAS DONT REALL FLY PLANE.

I try to shoot them down at every oppertunity, for there sake!

listen if you don't knock a MORAF down every once in a while there over compansating ego would soon be out of control. It's a pubplic service really.

Your welcome guys and girls of the Zebra club.