So there you are in the Belly of the carrier closest to the enemy base. The bar of capture is slowly inching its way in your favor. You anxiously look around your radar hoping no enemy dots show up. Your teammates are also not showing up on your radar. You look at the messages to see who is getting shot down, because you know as soon as an enemy is shot down he will be coming directly for the carrier your on.

You have been trying to get this game going in your favor for which seems like a forever and then some. You start to watch the counter that is measuring how much longer you can stay on the carrier without crashing. The sweat glands begin to kick in, your hands start to shake, the dog is barking, the kids are screaming, the door bell is ringing, the phone is ringing, your bladder is starting to burn, you eyes are staring to burn, all of a sudden you see the enemy blip on the radar, the counter is slowly tricking down to where you now need to take off. You look at the radar again, still no friendly's, you start to think about powering up your plane, the toughts that were to yourself are now loud words coming out your mouth. Should I wait for him to get closer, do I take off now and quickly try to land again in the belly? Nooooooo, the battery is starting to get low, some relief, the other carrier now has been captured by your team finally, the bar on this carrier is still inching towards your victory but the camping counter has now begun, the enemy blip is getting closer. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, low battery, camping counter, enemy is now three blips on the radar coming towards the carrier at full speed, still no friendly's on the radar. You start to power up the plane, you are going to risk the quick hop and quick land maneuver.

You quickly run outside to relieve yourself over the railing of the deck, you hear a squirrel screaming like acid was poured over him, you forget to close the door, the dog runs out to chase the screaming squirrel, while he is chasing the squirrel he is relieving himself. You say forget it, have fun chasing him, I do not have time for this, I need to win this game. You power your plane up, the enemy still inching in closer, you shout out "I am coming at you full blast"! There you go, out of the carrier's belly, guns blazing, booom, you crash full blast into the enemy and crash. Many expletives follow.

You quickly spawn back at base, the enemy carrier you were just on is now past the bridge and now heading back towards their base with two enemy's aproaching it, you are screaming go faster faster plane dagnabbit, you realize you forgot to drop your bomb, more expletives follow.

Now you have two teammates also approaching the enemy carrier, you shout out "The Gods shall be on my side!!! "(just think Spartacus in the Arena).

Booom connection lost

Guess not!

Do you have any?

I swear i was crying of laugher after reading this hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha toooooo funny man.

Cant top that one! You pretty much summed it up. I sure hope the squirrel is ok.

Take off. No one up, yet. Go high. Read the news.

6 reds come in! Guess where they are going? They are target minded and don't know I'm here.
I'm good...I'm the best. My game!

They bombed a hangar. Now, I know the timing. Close for 3.

As I begin my "MAGIC TIME" (which I chat)

Blue spawns...shoots red...red response....now aware of my intentions.

3k dive left...dodge & weave!

1k.....ping...ping...still diving...still bombing...still DANCING!

PING! PING! PING! DOWNED by Win8?

Oh well!

M4rtin wrote: So there you are in the Belly of the carrier closest to the enemy base. The bar of capture is slowly inching its way in your favor. You anxiously look around your radar hoping no enemy dots show up. Your teammates are also not showing up on your radar. You look at the messages to see who is getting shot down, because you know as soon as an enemy is shot down he will be coming directly for the carrier your on.

You have been trying to get this game going in your favor for which seems like a forever and then some. You start to watch the counter that is measuring how much longer you can stay on the carrier without crashing. The sweat glands begin to kick in, your hands start to shake, the dog is barking, the kids are screaming, the door bell is ringing, the phone is ringing, your bladder is starting to burn, you eyes are staring to burn, all of a sudden you see the enemy blip on the radar, the counter is slowly tricking down to where you now need to take off. You look at the radar again, still no friendly's, you start to think about powering up your plane, the toughts that were to yourself are now loud words coming out your mouth. Should I wait for him to get closer, do I take off now and quickly try to land again in the belly? Nooooooo, the battery is starting to get low, some relief, the other carrier now has been captured by your team finally, the bar on this carrier is still inching towards your victory but the camping counter has now begun, the enemy blip is getting closer. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, low battery, camping counter, enemy is now three blips on the radar coming towards the carrier at full speed, still no friendly's on the radar. You start to power up the plane, you are going to risk the quick hop and quick land maneuver.

You quickly run outside to relieve yourself over the railing of the deck, you hear a squirrel screaming like acid was poured over him, you forget to close the door, the dog runs out to chase the screaming squirrel, while he is chasing the squirrel he is relieving himself. You say forget it, have fun chasing him, I do not have time for this, I need to win this game. You power your plane up, the enemy still inching in closer, you shout out "I am coming at you full blast"! There you go, out of the carrier's belly, guns blazing, booom, you crash full blast into the enemy and crash. Many expletives follow.

You quickly spawn back at base, the enemy carrier you were just on is now past the bridge and now heading back towards their base with two enemy's aproaching it, you are screaming go faster faster plane dagnabbit, you realize you forgot to drop your bomb, more expletives follow.

Now you have two teammates also approaching the enemy carrier, you shout out "The Gods shall be on my side!!! "(just think Spartacus in the Arena).

Booom connection lost

Guess not!

Do you have any?

Good read!

Can you believe some people dont play CTC?

They are missing out!

Story of my life

When I came into this one I was on the otherside and saw Blue Max plus one. So did what any good wholesome MOM would do and made the fight to jump sides and help. When I came in we were down to 30 or 40% they were 100% and fully staffed with some key players like WTG and Panic. We soon dropped back to just Max and I with one hell of an uphill battle (especially because my ground crew was staffed with Evil Red guys loading my gun with cream puff bullets).

After many different stratagies getting put into play, Max and I got them down to 20% however we were at 10%. I end up in a tank (hate being in a tank) unfortunately out of range to land a shot. So now its evasive monuvering to try and stay alive......felt like an hour probably 45 seconds. Carrier fast approaching however coming back on the far side of the lake so I know I have a real small window of opportunity to get any shots in. "click boom" round down range, flying true.... Looks to be short.....but wait whats this? The carrier is at full power! Could it be? Hang time and more hang time (man I should of used this time to do my taxes, tick tock tick tock) KahhhhBooooooom we have a hit!!!

Now it is 10% to 10%! (I have no nails left) One EvilRed fast approaching! I zig I zag I did it with a woofal ball bag. Line back up, quickly make some adjustments form my movement and a guess at if there carrier has stayed straight or if it has made it thru the choke spot by the bridge and already turned to going out of range? "click boom" fire down range oooooohhhhh this is looking good! It is on the perfect path! We are about to win the un-winable game of a life time! (I can see it now there will be a parade for Max and Me. MOM's from all around the world will be carrying us on their shoulders, women..... Every were throwing their under-garments at us) man this is going to be good!! Shell still floating nice and true..........(YOU LOSTplastered in big bold letters right before my eyes!! My round is now dropping in and on target.... With a finale hit......... Sorry but as I started to SEE RED I might have blacked out, because the next thing I know, I woke up this morning with the slow realization that their will be no parade or women's under-garment flying around.....
If you guys need me today I will be in Dentinhead dressing room. I am going to grab his/her under-garment, set them on the ceiling fan and crank it up on high until they fly off and slap me in the face.

Dannnggg Yeeeee It's the waiting that creates the excitement