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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130610

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This week, i will get my license.

TO ANYONE GOING THROUGH OR IN CENTRAL VIRGINIA:

STAY OFF THE SIDEWALKS

Edit: (For all you geographically impaired, Virginia and West Virginia are two different places- *cough davy*) :whistle:
"Age is an issue of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter" -Mark Twain
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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130614

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God help those poor sidewalkers. And get the AFV camera crew out there XD jkjkjk. Have fun on the open roads dude.
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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130616

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I'm safe as long as you don't come on down to southwest Va.


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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130617

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reminds me of one of my favorite old jokes....

When I go, I want to go like my grandpa quietly in his sleep not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130623

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GOD, please be with West Virginia as BIG C gets his license. AMEN.

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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130624

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Do you think anyone will make a comment if you come to the test wearing a crash helmet?

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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130625

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Davy Crockett wrote: GOD, please be with West Virginia as BIG C gets his license. AMEN.

West Virginia? Im proud to say im not from there.... But I do have a ton of West Virginia jokes i can tell.

You know how you can tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called the teethbrush!

Did you hear about the fire at the West Virginia governors mansion last week?
It burned right down to the axle!

Do you know why CSI: West Virginia was cancelled?
The DNA was all the same and they didnt have any dental records.

You know why all the trees on the West Virginia/Tennessee state line lean towards West Virginia?
Cause West Virginia sucks.

Dont know if yall make any jokes like this where yall are, but they're pretty popular here
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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130633

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BigC5798 wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: GOD, please be with West Virginia as BIG C gets his license. AMEN.

West Virginia? Im proud to say im not from there.... But I do have a ton of West Virginia jokes i can tell.

You know how you can tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called the teethbrush!

Did you hear about the fire at the West Virginia governors mansion last week?
It burned right down to the axle!

Do you know why CSI: West Virginia was cancelled?
The DNA was all the same and they didnt have any dental records.

You know why all the trees on the West Virginia/Tennessee state line lean towards West Virginia?
Cause West Virginia sucks.

Dont know if yall make any jokes like this where yall are, but they're pretty popular here


Clearly there are no sidewalks in W Virginia as well, lol. I kiddddd!

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A FAIR WARNING 12 years 2 weeks ago #130663

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SnidleyWhiplash wrote: reminds me of one of my favorite old jokes....

When I go, I want to go like my grandpa quietly in his sleep not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...


Also one of my favorites!



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