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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130064

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THIS MAY BE STUPID QUESTION HOWEVER YOU ALL ALREADY KNOW THAT IM VERY OLD, SENILE AND NOT VERY SMART SOMETIMES.

WHAT ARE THE COINS, DO THEY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MOVING UP IN RANKS. CAN YOU DO ANYTHING WITH THE COINS. CAN YOU CASH THEM IN FOR PRIZES.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REACH THE 10 MILLION MILESTONE

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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130066

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You should invest them. Then you reach you milestone fast

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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130069

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Davy,

I'm so glad I can help. Knowing that short term memory isn't what it used to be, I'll try to clear the fuzzy cloud obstructing your recollections.

Sit back and take a couple of deep breathes, close your eyes and relax. Now try to think back to when you first got that new shiny smart phone/tablet. Remember trying to figure how it worked? It has not dials or slides, just a couple of I conspicuous buttons. You realize you don't have to use have touch tones or rotary dials to make it work! The whacky little reacts to your touch! It's like prom night all over again! You're so excited! You spent days maybe even weeks trying to figure out where the slot was to but the floppy discs. The lo and behold... You understand it's connected to that interweb thingamajig even without cables and wires. This thing is amazing!

Is any of this sounding familiar?

So after your first couple of months, you stumble across an app (by now, you've noodled out what an app actually is) called DogFight. You're nearly an expert at installing apps by then. You fiddle around with the newly found and very confusing program. You discover you can simulate flight and early 20th century air combat even. You struggle to learn how to take off, fire, land and drop bombs on non-hangars. You soon learn this is incredible fun, but everyone else you're interacting with seems to have you way outclassed in skill and equipment. You think to yourself, "wow! I'm earning points and the these little coin doohickeys. I can buy better planes and even spend a little more to upgrade them! Remember?

That's what the coins are for, Davy. I hope this helps.

Now, I understand you're a little confused, but you're a MORAF now. You have all the planes and all the upgrades and you just keep earning coins and there's nothing to spend them on. For now, I just want you to think of them like all those confederate dollars you've been hold on to since the mid-1800s. They're really not worth much at the 7-11, but they're still cool to have.

Meanwhile, we just hope that Zuperman eventually develops something we can spend them on down the road. Maybe new planes and upgrades. Maybe new paint schemes or decals. Maybe something even cooler.

I really hope this helps, Davy.
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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130073

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It's the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

Coins=cash

Cash=dollar bills

Dollar bills=entertainment

Entertainment=gentelmens club

Gentelmens club=fun

Fun=broke
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Blue Max Young wrote: It's the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

Coins=cash

Cash=dollar bills

Dollar bills=entertainment

Entertainment=gentelmens club

Gentelmens club=fun

Fun=broke



Yep--once you are a MORAF, those coins gain access to the DF Star Chamber. ..lol

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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130086

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Create 100 squads :)

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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130091

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When I posted this i was afraid of you all making fun of me. THANK YOU for your serious answers.

Thank you PARROT. I also recently learned one more thing about the IPAD. Did you know that the IPAD has a TILT thingamajig where-as all you have to do is tilt the IPAD. It's amazing.
I thought you had to use a ROCKING CHAIR. When I wanted to go up i would rock back and rock forward to go down however turning from side to side was difficult. The ROCKER does not tilt easily and i finally broke a leg off the ROCKER.

After breaking my ROCKER i tried using my lounge chair, it was then that i learned the IPAD has a tilt feature. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT. Now my game has greatly improved.

MY CIRCLE OF LIFE HAS CERTAINLY IMPROVED.

AND DIXIE, how do you invest your coins, is there a dogfight BROKER that i don't know about. I would be interested.

Thanks guys. Here's a picture of my broken rocker that was so hard to tilt
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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130116

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Davy Crockett wrote: When I posted this i was afraid of you all making fun of me. THANK YOU for your serious answers.

Thank you PARROT. I also recently learned one more thing about the IPAD. Did you know that the IPAD has a TILT thingamajig where-as all you have to do is tilt the IPAD. It's amazing.
I thought you had to use a ROCKING CHAIR. When I wanted to go up i would rock back and rock forward to go down however turning from side to side was difficult. The ROCKER does not tilt easily and i finally broke a leg off the ROCKER.

After breaking my ROCKER i tried using my lounge chair, it was then that i learned the IPAD has a tilt feature. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT. Now my game has greatly improved.

MY CIRCLE OF LIFE HAS CERTAINLY IMPROVED.

AND DIXIE, how do you invest your coins, is there a dogfight BROKER that i don't know about. I would be interested.

Thanks guys. Here's a picture of my broken rocker that was so hard to tilt



Come on Davy Everyone knows you can't fit in that.

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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130117

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Davy, you can comb through the hangar when you select a plane, and see if there are any that you don't have yet, or any performance upgrades that you haven't bought for each plane. These cost coins.

BUT I heard recently that the coins are no longer cashed in at the game. A Manfred can help, but not any Manfred, only a Just Manfred. Figure out how much coin you are spending, and send a cashiers check to my account in the Caymans. Same as the one you wired to last week, and yes, we'll be sending you the Bratwurstian Gold Bars real soon.

Just Manfred

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What do the coins do 12 years 2 weeks ago #130118

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It's how Uncle Sam keeps track of how much we will be TAXED on the game...
I could care....But I dont

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Yep I just paid my quarterly tax estimates and now I am Just Manfred, Air Commander.

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Oh my gosh, I have almost 4 million coins, WHAT ARE MY TAXES GONNA BE.

Im GONNA PANIC,

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Davy Crockett wrote: Oh my gosh, I have almost 4 million coins, WHAT ARE MY TAXES GONNA BE.

Im GONNA PANIC,


Don't worry...get some Hot-Pink Duct-Tape Shorts. The coins are cold at first.
You'll get used to it until you get to the grocery store. Then, it gets tricky.
Just smile and tell them I sent you.

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