BigC5798 wrote: I have a list of life's eternal questions-
1. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2. Does Blue Max have a kryptonite? If so, who?
3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
4. Coke or Pepsi?
5. If "pro" is the opposite of "con," what is the opposite of progress?
6. What is the correct answer to "does this make my butt look big"?
7. A cretin once said that all cretins are liars. Was he lying or telling the truth?
8. Why do we call the man who invests our money a broker?
9. Why is Davy upside down in his avatar pic? Does he live in Australia?
10. How do you satisfy a woman?
I will try to answer all those questions. Heres my best shot, ok here goes.
1. 1 piece of wood a woodchuck could chuck wood if woodchucks could chuck wood.
2. I doubt it!
3. Cause the chicken seen KFC being built on the side it was on so it ran for dear life.
4. Coke duhhh!!!
5. Congress.......ooooo i c what u did there!! Hahahahah
6.Does it really matter what others think? Im happy with it if ur happy with it.
7. U actually stumped me on that one. If he was lieing about lieing, then how can we tell whats a lie or whats the truth.
8. Good point. Brokers r called brokers cause they charge u so much for their services they break u.
9. My guess is he forgot which way to hold the camera, or judging by the look on his face, id say he got stick to the ceiling.
10. Give here ur undivided attention and show her u care about her and her feelings.