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The unkillable--Bounty Awarded 12 years 1 month ago #124954

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Ankit3410----I literally unloaded 450 rounds with a 98% hit rate as all he did was circle around slowly after bombing base...nada..not even smoke...first person to post a kill here gets the noushbag award :woohoo:



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The unkillable--Bounty Awarded 12 years 1 month ago #124957

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Screw that..the last gift i got was a mug, with your mug on it...and the handle came off. Bottom said " not for liquids"
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legendofkane wrote: Screw that..the last gift i got was a mug, with your mug on it...and the handle came off. Bottom said " not for liquids"


Doh! nousbaged again. :blink:
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Oh c'mon, thought you'd appreciate the Noush mug mug :woohoo: anyways, you think you got it bad, don't ask Davy about his enema kit...he's been standing up for two weeks :woohoo:

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why couldnt i get one!!!!....would make for a slow weekend,,,and i bet it had your pic on it too huh?
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The unkillable--Bounty Awarded 12 years 1 month ago #125028

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Captain Noushbag wrote: Oh c'mon, thought you'd appreciate the Noush mug mug :woohoo: anyways, you think you got it bad, don't ask Davy about his enema kit...he's been standing up for two weeks :woohoo:



DAVY SAYS, NOUSHBAG, according to our private messaging concerning enemas i was under the impression we were going to be discreet about this, NOT PUT IT ON THE FORUM. So please exercise caution from now on.

Now as for your interest in enemas you are correct it could be lots of fun, in fact i say its a "GAS" lol lol.

As you already know i purchased my new enema set and it is great. I sent you my old enema set using the address you sent me. I know you wanted to pay me but don't worry about it, this is my treat. An early Christmas present. This old enema set is great it just doesn't have all the bells and whistles like my new set.

I also sent you the book on "TIPS ON HOW MAKE ENEMA FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY"
One of tips is instead of water you can use SCOPE MOUTHWASH. IT LEAVES YOUR GAS SMELLING FRESH AND MINTY.

If your wife is not a willing participate then just go to CRAIGSLIST. For $150 you can usually find a willing partner.

TAKE CARE NOUSHBAG AND HAVE FUN WITH IT. If you ever come through my area than maybe we can get together and share our experiences, and yes if you do make a video of it then i want a copy.
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The unkillable--Bounty Awarded 12 years 1 month ago #125035

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Uh, Davy, that wasn't an enema kit.
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Captain Noushbag wrote: Ankit3410----I literally unloaded 450 rounds with a 98% hit rate as all he did was circle around slowly after bombing base...nada..not even smoke...first person to post a kill here gets the noushbag award :woohoo:



Poor guy flying around taking in the scenery. I bet he feels that next week! :whistle: :woohoo:
At least he didn't shoot you down while you were wasting your time.
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The unkillable--Bounty Awarded 12 years 1 month ago #125055

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If the guy is suffering from slow data connection, blame Sprint because its not his fault; some days I'd get download speeds as low as a hundredth of a megabite!
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The unkillable--Bounty Awarded 12 years 1 month ago #125065

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Well cptn

U did manage to install some new ventillation slots into my rusty plane on my first return game. Im enjoying
The breeze and the wonderfull 360 panoramic view thru the bullet holes

this is how i fly !!! :)
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You ol farts are a riot...I'm laughing my azz off like a nut, getting funny looks at the sushi joint..Singh, you can let go of DF but it won't let go of you..this is the worst crack game ever.. :woohoo:

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any relation?
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The unkillable--Bounty Awarded 12 years 1 month ago #125576

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Hey NOUSH, DID YOU RECEIVE YOUR ENEMA KIT YET, DO YOU LIKE IT?

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