Well, it's official.....I'm way to friggin addicted to this game. We get home this evening, have dinner and settle in for some t.v. Kids are off to their rooms, wifey nods off on the couch and it is just me, shark week and good ol Dogfight for the remainder of the evening. As I become entranced into a game of "destroy enemy airport", the teams are even, hangars destroyed are close, tough battle wages on land and in the air, I feel a rather low frequency rumble from deep inside my lower intestines......I assess the situation,...down to one hangar left, teams even, probably 2-4 minutes remain....approximately 28-30 feet from nearest bathroom on top level of my home....I figure I'm good.......contractions become stronger and more frequent, but I refuse to abandon my teammates...I rise from the sofa, ipad in hand, earbuds dangle freely from one ear, right ear free in case of fire, burglar or kiddy alarm sounds.....hastily make my way from sofa to master bathroom, open door to bedroom, feel for light switch, no time for lights, move toward bathroom door from memory, open door, simultaneously maintaining altitude and direction of flight, with one hand unfasten belt and unbutton shorts, one sweeping motion, push down shorts, underwear and move to a seated position on toilet as my plane becomes swarmed with enemy fighters, quickly resume two handed position on ipad and begin to maneuver and return fire as I realize that I am out of toilet paper.......hangar bombed, I lose............no one hears the calls of coolhandluke from master bathroom, yelling for someone to resupply him with t.p..........play again?......sure, bomb carrier...why not?

Glad to hear I wasn't the only one who resorted to the "crap walk of shame" to the other bathroom in mid game. Now I keep my vanity stocked full of TP at all times

I was there! Saw the whole thing!!! Lol

Ohhh

Ahhh wait!!!

Was in that game I mean!

That's why I installed a bathroom down stairs because the walk UP stairs is wrose than the walk though the kicthen,den,and office under pressure ....

I wear depends, I can now bomb siimultaneously. No need to move. Just BOMB BOMB BOMB....

Yes, good ideas all around.......I am thinking of inventing the recliner toilet with mini fridge........

coolhandluke wrote: Yes, good ideas all around.......I am thinking of inventing the recliner toilet with mini fridge........

Make sure that it tilts and spin and can do a vertical flip if needed

Lol. No we need a toilet with a usb adapter so we can charge our phones while playing df. Hahaha we can add a reclining feature. Man we would b rich if we could do that.

Since I offended a few I'm taking it down

GMoney...come on that doesn't seem "respectable"...

doughens wrote: GMoney...come on that doesn't seem "respectable"...

Sorry Swop, it was just a joke. No malintent .

I knew it was a joke....seemed over the top....but ur one cool dude ALWAYS

CAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAAAAAAAAAAIN!

If it tickles, you're sitting too high!

GMoney wrote: Introducing... the new Dogfighther toilet! Don't miss any of the action! Act now and get the free blow dryer upgrade!

Money. That's just WRONG on sooooo many levels...

I offended Dr. Dave?!? :

Lmbo

M4rtin wrote:

GMoney wrote: Introducing... the new Dogfighther toilet! Don't miss any of the action! Act now and get the free blow dryer upgrade!

That Tickles

Lo going to the toilet will never be the same.....

lolol

GMoney wrote: I offended Dr. Dave?!? :

Nope not offended but I will look twice before setting down for now on.