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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122402

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With 56 MORFs out there (and more coming) I was thinking it might be nice and easier just to announce who is not a MORF.

So, I've decided to come out of the closet and declare, "I am NOT a MORF!". There I said it. This was a long process and I've spent a lot of time with my psychologist discussing it and coming to terms with this. I have not told my parents, yet. This will be a difficult discussion as their vision of me has always been one of an overachiever. They have always just assumed I was a MORF. They never saw the signs. I did tell my sister and she has been very supportive. She told me that she always knew I wasn't a MORF. So funny. I always thought I was fooling her.

Anyway, I would like to use this thread as a "coming out party" as it were for anyone else that may not be a MORF. You will always have love and support in this thread and I hope my courage can be a beacon of light to others to express their true self and be accepted for it.

To the MORFs out there, I just want to say that this was not a choice. I was born this way. If I could be a MORF, I probably would as society is more accepting. I mean why go through the hassle of not being a MORF if you could help it?

Finally, I hope this decision does not mean that the red planes will be focusing on me during the game. Legally, I believe, this would be considered a hate crime. I will play my way and you just play your way.

Thanks for listening.
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122411

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LOL..WHATS THE PROCEDURE FOR A NON MORAF INTERVENTION?!

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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122420

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Thank you for your
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ZANDOR.

When I began skipping (thanks to pink duct tape).
I, too, realized that I'm a non-MORF.

I was beginning to think I was the only one.

I admire your courage.
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122422

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IM NOT A MORAF!! Phew glad thats off my chest. I feel so much better now. :D thx Hawk for starting this one
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Raising Hell in the skies of Warthunder
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122429

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I am a female in a MORAF'S body. I'm glad iI got that out there. Now I need therapy :)
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122431

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Lmbo
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122437

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dentinhead wrote: I am a female in a MORAF'S body. I'm glad iI got that out there. Now I need therapy :)


ZANDOR? CAN WE KEEP HIM.....errrr....HER?


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fljKx9nvrL4&sns=em

Remove the $$ to view link. Use $$ to buy DENT some cologne.
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122451

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I used to know a herMORFradite. :pinch: does that count? Loved show tunes.....
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122470

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Heh Heh. Blue Max knew me :)
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122485

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TOO FUNNY !!!



If you build it, I will come.......and bomb it !!!
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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122563

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Blue Max Young wrote: I used to know a herMORFradite. :pinch: does that count? Loved show tunes.....


If your a MORFonadiet can you still have CAKE?

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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 1 month ago #122578

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Don't tell my dad I'm not a MORAF, he'll kick me out of home

ut malleus omnia similis clavum

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Zandor Hawke Makes (not) MORF 12 years 2 weeks ago #129777

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ZandorHawke wrote: With 56 MORFs out there (and more coming) I was thinking it might be nice and easier just to announce who is not a MORF.


And one month later there are 10 more MORFs! Congrats to all but I'm still a very proud non-MORF! For those approaching MORFism, may I recommend that you STOP playing! Especially if you are ranked ahead of me! ;)
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