Ok i was just in the weirdest game of Dogfight ever I was just flying around and btw the mission was Dogfight so Anyway not long after I see this God has entered the game and I'm just like it was weird but I'll say God is one good pilot

I've always wondered what God thinks of biplanes. I guess they are liked.

Haha

Oooooh I hope I see him I want a screen shot of:

"God brought down by [DD] Whiplash"

I think I might frame that Wonder what squad he would join.

sock puppet..damn puppets!

Well all I found was this:

#68816 God Second Lieutenant (2) 1 0 1 10 3

Seems that God crashes a lot

SnidleyWhiplash wrote: Well all I found was this:

#68816 God Second Lieutenant (2) 1 0 1 10 3

Seems that God crashes a lot

Jesus crashes more



Stats for Jesus
Top # Name Game Rank # of kills # hangars bombed # of deads # crashed Won Games
#193684 jesus Aspirant (1) 0 0 1 25 0

Well when I play I have the Lord with me and it has helped me to be MORAF.... Maybe this God who is playing now is a "false god"? hahahahaha....

just being humorous in a counter point way...

I figured one would appreciate this humor from the Chaplain....

Well when I play I have Jesus with me and it has helped me to be MORAF.... Maybe this other jesus who is playing now in dogfight game is a "false god"? hahahahaha....

just being humorous in a counter point way...

I figured one would appreciate this humor from the Chaplain....

doughens wrote: Well when I play I have Jesus with me and it has helped me to be MORAF.... Maybe this other jesus who is playing now in dogfight game is a "false god"? hahahahaha....

just being humorous in a counter point way...

I figured one would appreciate this humor from the Chaplain....

One does

Like swop, ive played with (and against) Jesus.

God in this virtual world has one name; it starts with a Z.........

I dont think he rests on Sunday, though.

dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-gossi...d-end-tomorrow#60193

I found this...

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-gossi...d-end-tomorrow#60193

I found this...

LOL that is funny.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-gossi...d-end-tomorrow#60193

I found this...

Nice Paul! You sure know your way around the forum!!

Well, I haven't played against Jesus or the Lord (names in the game) but I have had the real Jesus and God on my side...Hense the humorous response by the Swop...

Sorry Whose...I'm sure you appreciate the correction.....Now Z God? I don't know about that....but Z does a great job on the game.....Nice Work Zuperman....I agree with Whose...your amazing.

doughens wrote: Well when I play I have Jesus with me and it has helped me to be MORAF.... Maybe this other jesus who is playing now in dogfight game is a "false god"? hahahahaha....

just being humorous in a counter point way...

I figured one would appreciate this humor from the Chaplain....

Would you have to switch sides if they spawned in as red?

Well McFate.....the answer is.....probably....

Interesting how pilots thanked me on the Jesus comment and not the God comment....Lprd knows that Jesus is God....

Just having some fun.

So I guess I will be the spokesman for the other side and say it doesn't look good either!

55188 The Devil Second Lieutenant (2) 3 0 30 54 2
#68816 God Second Lieutenant (2) 1 0 1 10 3
#193684 jesus Aspirant (1) 0 0 1 25 0

So what are the implications of this? The Devil...
...plays more than God or Jesus or makes more of an impact while around
...kills 3 times as many times as God and infinitely more than Jesus
...While both God and Jesus have been killed just once the Devil has been taken out 30 times!
...has won more than Jesus but not as much as God...

Deep.

Ooooh after looking under aliases since the devil has many disguises...

#140976 abaddon Aspirant (1) 0 0 2 7 0
#7750 antichrist Lieutenant-Commander II (6) 33 7 229 173 28
#36421 Enemy Lieutenant (3) 29 10 25 28 3

First demon i checked (Thanks Diablo II)
#117231 BAAL Aspirant (1) 1 0 2 3 0

And man are there ever a lot of demons...how can the other side even compete.

whippy,.....you might not understand.....God/Jesus's kingdom is "not of this world"....so its way beyond this game (which is of this world)....so maybe its the sinful world that is making the devil so successful against God/Jesus? just having fun....and no Dogfight is not sinful.....please no comments from the "peanut gallery".....hahahahaha

Deep thoughts by Swoppy.

doughens wrote: whippy,.....you might not understand.....God/Jesus's kingdom is "not of this world"....so its way beyond this game (which is of this world)....so maybe its the sinful world that is making the devil so successful against God/Jesus? just having fun....and no Dogfight is not sinful.....please no comments from the "peanut gallery".....hahahahaha

Deep thoughts by Swoppy.

Well it's not each other they are against, although I suppose it could happen, but rather their impact on the masses. Really in game of war who do you think should be better at it? I'm not surprised the devil plays here more and has better stats...Just on a side note the things I would like to see:

- God/Jesus on the black list
- God in the Devils Dragons (would he be a recruit ?)
- God struggling to get on the top 100


Reminds me of a comedian talking about a bumper sticker he saw. It was on the back of a pickup and it read, "What would Jesus do?" and the comedian is like, "Really...Jesus??..is that the level of decency you expect to hold yourself to? So what would Jesus do?? Well apparently Jesus would lean on the horn while shouting obscenities out his open window."

Wow whippy. You have a low view of Jesus it appears. So sorry to stir up. I thought i was being humorous. Swoppy joke fell flat. Sorry all b

Anyone else find it ironic Jesus has no kills (not a murderer) and only one death? Hmmmm.... Seems almost planned

the guy named jesus could be a spanish or mexican guy. I know a lot of guys named Jesus. There names are just not pronounced Jesus.

doughens wrote: Wow whippy. You have a low view of Jesus it appears. So sorry to stir up. I thought i was being humorous. Swoppy joke fell flat. Sorry all b

Huh it was all a joke...the point is the guy had a "What would Jesus do?" bumber sticker implying that he was walking like Christ. Well the comedian saw the same man leaning on the horn while swearing...not typically the type of behavior associated with the son of God! I didn't mean to offend you, I thought this whole bit has been hilarious...

Oh and actually being Buddhist I don't follow the Bible per se but the words of Christ are very moving and inspiring. So I have a very high opinion of Jesus and all he said and did, for if more walked like him the world would be a much better place.

Skydavis1 wrote: the guy named jesus could be a spanish or mexican guy. I know a lot of guys named Jesus. There names are just not pronounced Jesus.

Yeah I knew a guy called Bill DeJesus pronounced 'Bill De hay zoose' and when he called people he would say, "Hi it's Bill De hay zoose..."
"Who?"
"It's Bill De JESUS"
"Ahhhh hey!"

I just remembered....I have played with jesus....and he chated that that was his name and he was Spanish....It had been so VERY long ago. Thanks for the clarification SkyDavis.