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SO....THESE TWO 12 years 2 months ago #113851

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SO THESE YWO PLAIN,NON-DESRIPT MAMMALS WALK INTO AN EATERY, THE FIRST NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL ASKS POLITELY THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL "SO...WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?"..THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMMAL REPLIES "NOTHING". THE TWO SIT THERE FOR HOURS WONDERING WHAT TO SAY NEXT WHILE EATING A HEALTHY NON-DESCRIPT MEAL WITH WATER, FINALLY THE FIRST NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL ASKS "YOU WANT TO GET DELETED?..."SURE" SAYS THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL...THEY GET DELETED......THE END HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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SO....THESE TWO 12 years 2 months ago #113854

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Lmao !!!!!!! Priceless M.
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SO....THESE TWO 12 years 2 months ago #113873

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I don't think the other non-descript asked what the other non-descript wanted or even said anything to the non-descript. He just liked what the other non-descript was eating and just deleted him :blink: Poor non-descript, wonder where he ended up or what he ended up eating :whistle:
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Will Non-Descriped get spanked or choked?

Edit: Sorry I probably just got this deleted.
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best guess,,choked,since its in an eatery
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they both got deleted,their conversation was too descriptive.
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Did he choke the Monkey? The Chicken? Both? Was it a double choke? So much choking, I think I will use the Quit button, I C Nutin! :blink: Poor mamales :S

*No animals were harmed as far as I know of or aware of. No feelings are meant to be harmed either, just choking poking fun, hopefully not at the expense of any feelings :unsure:
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lol...they both choked upon deletion so no feelings were hurt.
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M4rtin wrote: Did he choke the Monkey? The Chicken? Both? Was it a double choke? So much choking, I think I will use the Quit button, I C Nutin! :blink: Poor mamales :S

*No animals were harmed as far as I know of or aware of. No feelings are meant to be harmed either, just choking poking fun, hopefully not at the expense of any feelings :unsure:

Just great!
Now feelings got brought into this.

Dont let the guys I work with know about this. They always say the problem I have is I dont have any feelings.
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SO....THESE TWO 12 years 2 months ago #113883

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Im crying again

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Davy Crockett wrote: Im crying again

Why are you crying? Are you choking too? Just when I thought he was harmless. And I don't think the Heimlich can help this one.
"Age is an issue of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter" -Mark Twain
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M4rtin wrote: Did he choke the Monkey? The Chicken? Both? Was it a double choke? So much choking, I think I will use the Quit button, I C Nutin! :blink: Poor mamales :S

*No animals were harmed as far as I know of or aware of. No feelings are meant to be harmed either, just choking poking fun, hopefully not at the expense of any feelings :unsure:

Just great!
Now feelings got brought into this.

Dont let the guys I work with know about this. They always say the problem I have is I dont have any feelings.


Don't tell them anything about feelings, no feelings here, tell then to choke a chicken or a monkey, always makes me feel better :woohoo:

*Disclaimer, see previous post!

Top 12 Foods that Taste Like Chicken
  1. Iguana :sick:
  2. Pheasant
  3. Termites
  4. Wild Duck
  5. Rabbit
  6. Snapping Turtle
  7. Bull Frog
  8. Quail (Not Dan Quayle)
  9. Alligator
  10. Pigeon :sick:
  11. Cane Toad :sick:
  12. Duck
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M4rtin wrote:

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M4rtin wrote: Did he choke the Monkey? The Chicken? Both? Was it a double choke? So much choking, I think I will use the Quit button, I C Nutin! :blink: Poor mamales :S

*No animals were harmed as far as I know of or aware of. No feelings are meant to be harmed either, just choking poking fun, hopefully not at the expense of any feelings :unsure:

Just great!
Now feelings got brought into this.

Dont let the guys I work with know about this. They always say the problem I have is I dont have any feelings.


Don't tell them anything about feelings, no feelings here, tell then to choke a chicken or a monkey, always makes me feel better :woohoo:

*Disclaimer, see previous post!


So you all know. Resent studies have show.

Only those suffering from "Thin Skin" (hereditary or self induced) will be affected by feelings and we all know that will be no concern of ours, because we left our feelings back at the hanger when we put on our "Big Boy Panties". Riiiight?

Edit: If you feel like your blood started to boil as you read the previous statement. Immediately return to your hanger, schedule an appointment with self motivational speaker Blue Max. For a more intense personal development experience find DoGss, however when you introduce yourself refer to yourself as Big Daddy and him as Dr. Cup Cake! He really loves to roll play so just go along with it!
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T Back ???????????? ;)

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Blue Max Young wrote: T Back ???????????? ;)


Duhhh!!!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Marty I will be singing that for 3 days now.
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hey max,,flyin as stache trimmer now with tag..join up!

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.' 'I have just the thing,'' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.' 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.''

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech,' 'And what if I swallow it?''' 'No problem,'' says the barber.' 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else.
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legendofkane wrote: A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.' 'I have just the thing,'' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.' 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.''

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech,' 'And what if I swallow it?''' 'No problem,'' says the barber.' 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else.

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legendofkane wrote: SO THESE YWO PLAIN,NON-DESRIPT MAMMALS WALK INTO AN EATERY, THE FIRST NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL ASKS POLITELY THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL "SO...WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?"..THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMMAL REPLIES "NOTHING". THE TWO SIT THERE FOR HOURS WONDERING WHAT TO SAY NEXT WHILE EATING A HEALTHY NON-DESCRIPT MEAL WITH WATER, FINALLY THE FIRST NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL ASKS "YOU WANT TO GET DELETED?..."SURE" SAYS THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL...THEY GET DELETED......THE END HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


KARMAS coming to your house for dinner and she's bringing a friend :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
I could care....But I dont
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legendofkane wrote: SO THESE YWO PLAIN,NON-DESRIPT MAMMALS WALK INTO AN EATERY, THE FIRST NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL ASKS POLITELY THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL "SO...WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?"..THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMMAL REPLIES "NOTHING". THE TWO SIT THERE FOR HOURS WONDERING WHAT TO SAY NEXT WHILE EATING A HEALTHY NON-DESCRIPT MEAL WITH WATER, FINALLY THE FIRST NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL ASKS "YOU WANT TO GET DELETED?..."SURE" SAYS THE SECOND NON-DESCRIPT MAMMAL...THEY GET DELETED......THE END HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


As always, I am completely LOST.

Is it a problem with my English, with my low IQ, or with my internet connection that was not able to unscramble this truncated message? :huh: :dry: :blink:

I took the RED PILL!

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