THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT. I KNOW THAT SEVERAL HAVE BEEN WANTING TO KNOW HOW I DID THIS SO FAST, SOME LIKE DIXIECONFEDERATE HAS EVEN ACCUSED ME OF WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT. HOW SILLY IS HE!

First off, you need lots of aluminum foil. Aluminum foil will block those government penetrating electrons that get into the computer and into your head. Please see picture of my office. This will give you the freedom to excel because we all know the government does not what you to excel.

Second i have invented a anti bugging electron devise called the Khoi-7394. This devise will allow you to play anywhere like in a hotel where you can't use aluminum foil. It is also a great back up tool for your office. THIS DEVISE CAN BE PURCHASED, SEE BELOW.

Third, i have invented the anti mind infiltrating neutron blocker called AINB-1845. This devise will allow you to walk freely outside without the government getting into your head. That gives you the freedom to think about DOGFIGHT 24 hours a day thereby you can excel more quickly than others. THIS DEVISE CAN BE PURCHASED. SEE BELOW.

KHOI-7394 devise is only $49.99
AINB-1845 devise is only $79.99

PLEASE SEND CASH OR MONEY ORDER. TIPS WILL ALSO BE ACCEPTED.

MY OFFICE

Who you callin silly???

Davy,

I just ordered the AINB-1845 neutron blocker. My hotel supplies me with plenty of aluminum foil.

As soon as I placed the order, a black helicopter started circling my house. Is your website secure? What da heck? They have my credit card number now! I am ruined.

This is not going to get you good reviews pal. Assuming they don't storm my house in the next 5 minutes, I am going on yelp to give you zero stars.

Disillusioned,
Manfred

Did somebody say excel????

Lets do spreadsheets!!

Wheres PH?

Manfred wrote: Davy,

I just ordered the AINB-1845 neutron blocker. My hotel supplies me with plenty of aluminum foil.

As soon as I placed the order, a black helicopter started circling my house. Is your website secure? What da heck? They have my credit card number now! I am ruined.

This is not going to get you good reviews pal. Assuming they don't storm my house in the next 5 minutes, I am going on yelp to give you zero stars.

Disillusioned,
Manfred

DAVY SAYS, LOOK MANFRED IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOUR COMPUTER AND OFFICE ARE UNPROTECTED. THE PROBLEM IS ON YOUR END NOT MINE. NOW YOU ARE GOING TO BE FORCED TO DO WHAT I HAVE DONE SEVERAL TIMES AND THAT IS YOU NEEED TO MOVE.

AFTER YOU MOVE AND BEFORE YOU USE ANY OF THE ELECTRONICS INSTALL MY DEVISES AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.

MY PARTNER IN NIGERIA WILL BE GLAD TO HELP YOU OUT ON THE CREDIT CARD PROBLEM, JUST PM ME INFO, INCLUDE CODE WORDS. THANK YOU.

I'd really like to see an "Ask Davy" thread.
Like (just for silliness). Davy, Would you suggest eating a big bowl of BUSH'S bake'd bean's just before a Bomb run?

ABSOLUTELY NOT, I DID THAT ONCE IN TENNESSEE AND WHEN I FARTED I ENDED UP IN PHOENIX.

LMFreakinAO..... See I told ya folks.....

dentinhead wrote: I'd really like to see an "Ask Davy" thread.
Like (just for silliness). Davy, Would you suggest eating a big bowl of BUSH'S bake'd bean's just before a Bomb run?

Dent! You're a freakin megabrained monster! Davy, you gotta do this! Start the "ask Davy" thread immediately! PLEASE

There are SO many unanswered questions out there... Do it! Do it!

Davy what's the best way to get aluminum foil to stick to the wings?

Thanks I now have this image of Davy hurtling across state lines, still in a sitting position holding his iPad, but with the backs of his pants blown off.

Manfred wrote: Thanks I now have this image of Davy hurtling across state lines, still in a sitting position holding his iPad, but with the backs of his pants blown off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SNICKER SNICKER HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH Now that's an Image........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Kevy wrote: Davy what's the best way to get aluminum foil to stick to the wings?

KEVY, the secret is glue, lots of glue. The glue can be bought at any store however since i use an extreme amount of glue i enjoy making my own for one main reason, I LIKE TO KILL HORSES.

Now i know we have several horse loving people on dogfight in which I will probably offend but to bad, everyone has their own likes and dislikes.

Now back to killing horses. KEVY, horse is a major ingredient of glue and they are fun to kill. PLEASE DO NOT KILL HORSES THAT BELONG TO OTHERS, IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOU GET HIM AT NIGHT. YOU CAN LURE THE BEAST WITH SUGAR AND CARROTS.

However you don't need to steal horses as they are cheap enough to buy. The great thing is that after you kill the beast you get a tremendous amount of satisfaction. Oh my goodness KEVY, i am so satisfied after killing the horse that i don't need to make love for 6 months. Plus no one and i do mean no ever misses the horse so you can't get into any trouble. Please let me know how that works out for you.

MANFRED THE PICTURE BELOW IS JUST FOR YOU.

And here I was in my Cold War bunker that doubles as a Faraday Box.