Hey guys, I king of want to have a hangout, like "The Jolley Roger"
House rules;
1. Have fun
2. Do not break a thing
3. This is a very big hotel, and I want to keep it in good condition... No breaking stuff
4. No fighting unless it is in the Boxing, or wrestling rooms
5. Do not worry about crashing, I have plenty of open rooms!
6. Buffet is open 24 seven, and so is the bar, costs .5 cents for refreshments, or to get into the buffet
7. Hot tub and pool never close
8. You have a bathroom, a large (King size) Bed, a large window, try to keep it clean
9. Want a lake view? Ask for it, No? Ask for a ocean view or city view
10. Do not go insane reading this lol
11. Any questions? Come to the front desk, I will help with any problems
Enjoy Your stay and have a nice night
P.S. Ask for a console (FREE!) Anyone want one? PS3? XBOX?

Floaty boats are on the lake, feel free to take one, life vests are on the outside wall of the cabin near the lake
Think that is it

A bit late about the no breaking stuff rule. Any chance you have a backup diamond plated flat screen TV?

I have plenty! What size as it? 58? 72? Or was it the wall TV (the one that is really just a wall made out of a TV) And would You like me to install extra T.V.? It is free Kitchen, You could have one for, lets say following a recipe, or bedroom for late night movies... And I have a question, would You like to upgrade your room to a top floor, (You get Your own Pool, There is also a pool outside, 2 lane bowling ally, in-room buffet and bar, Ocean view, and the majestic lake view, and if You would like, I have one with a city view too... Or You can upgrade to the package with a glass like roof, but it is as hard as a rock, so You can look up at the stars, and if You want it to go away, there is a curtain, just pull it across the roof, Makes a fancy design)

72 inch and I would like to upgrade my room to the top floor but by any chance do you have one with a mountain view?

Grand Mesa (s10-us2.ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_pi...-mesa-view-1.jpg.jpg) Or Rockey mountains? (s10-us2.ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_pi...2C_National_Park.jpg

Well... Looks as if we are running out of business... We have only one guest... No one wants to hang out here? Sad but we will go on and survive, Allied will keep us busy. Our breakfast is rated 5 stars... We have HD Channels...

I shall be a guest for you(: I want ur presidential suite please (:

Flaming Jay wrote: Grand Mesa (s10-us2.ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_pi...-mesa-view-1.jpg.jpg) Or Rockey mountains? (s10-us2.ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_pi...2C_National_Park.jpg

Do you have a view of the Appalachian Mountains?

Hi, I am with the Federal buereu of ....of..hmmm....ahhhhh...ummmmm...the federal buerue of sanitation, alcohol tobacco and firearms. Also dog grooming, and health inspection. Don't mind the spelling (auto correct isn't working).....I will be here weekly to inspect your hotel. I just want to make sure there iisn't any funny stuff going on here. Follow this list and you can remain open:

No roaches
No illegal liqueur
No illegal firearms
No illegal aliens
No illegal animals
No pets
No illegal dancing
No holding hands
No running
No sleeping
No illegal gambling
No over eating or under eating
No wresting in any shape or form
No smoking only chewing tobaco
No yelling or whispering
No illegal fools ball
No swimming
No spitting
No loitering or littering
No eavesdropping
No climbing
No crawling
No arguing
No illegal jokes
No funny jokes
No illegal pool playing or pool playing unless its without the pool balls
No bowling
No skinny dipping or fat dipping or any dipping
Keep your hands to yourself
Speak only when your spoken to
No speaking
No sitting on the arms of stolen furniture
No furniture

This list will be added to yearly!!!
If you follow these simple regulations, you can remain open.

Thank you
Federal buearue of what I told you at the beginning......
Disclaimer: any misspelled words are only a figment of your imagination. Any issues that you may have shall be taken up with the federal department of education.

Shiiit, I saw the second rule and I said the hell with it and quit reading! Lol no liquor? Your coo coo!

General jackson wrote: Hi, I am with the Federal buereu of ....of..hmmm....ahhhhh...ummmmm...the federal buerue of sanitation, alcohol tobacco and firearms. Also sanitation, and health inspection. Don't mind the spelling (auto correct isn't working).....I will be here weekly to inspect your hotel. I just want to make sure there iisn't any funny stuff going on here. Follow this list and you can remain open:

No roaches
No illegal liqueur
No illegal firearms
No illegal aliens
No illegal animals
No pets
No illegal dancing
No holding hands
No running
No sleeping
No illegal gambling
No over eating or under eating
No wresting in any shape or form
No smoking only chewing tobaco
No yelling or whispering
No illegal fools ball
No swimming
No spitting
No loitering or littering
No eavesdropping
No climbing
No crawling
No arguing
No illegal jokes
No funny jokes
No illegal pool playing or pool playing unless its without the pool balls
No bowling
No skinny dipping or fat dipping or any dipping
Keep your hands to yourself
Speak only when your spoken to
No speaking
No sitting on the arms of stolen furniture
No furniture

This list will be added to yearly!!!
If you follow these simple regulations, you can remain open.

Thank you
Federal buearue of what I told you at the beginning......
Disclaimer: any misspelled words are only a figment of your imagination. Any issues that you may have shall be taken up with the federal department of education.

Wow guys... Hey, That is not the hotel list... We have our own country... (Dogfight Community) We will not live by Your rules and taxes! We boycott this list... *Making paper balls* *throwing them at the US boarder* HAHA DOGFIGHT COMMUNITY WILL LIVE STRONG! (Just kidding)

Sp33dymonk3y wrote: I shall be a guest for you(: I want ur presidential suite please (:

YESIR! We have the Ocean / City view, Lake / city view / Ocean view, City / mountain view, Mountain view / Ocean view, top floor with all, or we can put You on the weekly shuttle to our 2nd one on the moon, with All of earth view, and we have the place totally safe, no leaks, no nothing

Do I have to pay rent?

[e]Sputnik wrote: Do I have to pay rent?

Rent is prohibited

[e]Sputnik wrote: Do I have to pay rent?

Nope, Sput, all you par for is the 5 cents for the buffet, oh and this week is free, So from now to next Sunday there will be no charge

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General jackson wrote: Hi, I am with the Federal buereu of ....of..hmmm....ahhhhh...ummmmm...the federal buerue of sanitation, alcohol tobacco and firearms. Also dog grooming, and health inspection. Don't mind the spelling (auto correct isn't working).....I will be here weekly to inspect your hotel. I just want to make sure there iisn't any funny stuff going on here. Follow this list and you can remain open:

No roaches
No illegal liqueur
No illegal firearms
No illegal aliens
No illegal animals
No pets
No illegal dancing
No holding hands
No running
No sleeping
No illegal gambling
No over eating or under eating
No wresting in any shape or form
No smoking only chewing tobaco
No yelling or whispering
No illegal fools ball
No swimming
No spitting
No loitering or littering
No eavesdropping
No climbing
No crawling
No arguing
No illegal jokes
No funny jokes
No illegal pool playing or pool playing unless its without the pool balls
No bowling
No skinny dipping or fat dipping or any dipping
Keep your hands to yourself
Speak only when your spoken to
No speaking
No sitting on the arms of stolen furniture
No furniture

This list will be added to yearly!!!
If you follow these simple regulations, you can remain open.

Thank you
Federal buearue of what I told you at the beginning......
Disclaimer: any misspelled words are only a figment of your imagination. Any issues that you may have shall be taken up with the federal department of education.

What? That means no fun! Awwww fooy. Jay I got the liqure and the white bangle tigers. Plenty of smokes, brought the guns for target practus too. Lol I'm in jay. Lol