I'm really confused now. I've been looking for Marilyn Monroe most of
the night and someone locked the door she went in! I'm really confused now. Please help!

Well it looks as if the building just got nuked too

I'm as confused as a baby in a Never mind.

Btw: I just read the blacklist for the first time today. Me no feel so bad for giving Mr Serious a hard time now.

When Richy gets his place up and runnin again, I think he might need to go check it out.

Someone repost the pic of Davy. I was about halfway done making a hat just like his.

I wonder if Davy's tinfoil hat has a coonskin lining??? or if his coonskin cap has a tinfoil lining. We didn't see the back. The world may never know!!!

I'm screwed if it had a lining . Davy will never part with secrets like that on the internet.

Omg!!!! It's davy crockett!!!!!! This is a rare glimpse of davy crockett. I am 99.9% sure this is him.

Here is davy if he runs out of coon hats

Here is his TOP SECRET recipe... Notices how one of the adds has the word mom... Possible conspiracy??? Who knows..

Well, being of the enterprising sort, I think I may start designing and selling tinfoil and tinfoil lined hats. I'm gonna go looking at storefront property tommorow and also do some research on what liscenses and permits may be needed. But, in my spare time tonight I came up with my first prototype. I hope you guys approve

Okay after sneaking into my sons room to steal his coonskin hat. I quit after stepping on the second Hot Wheel in what seems like the same spot on my foot! I will be limping at work tomorrow. Wrapping a hat in tin foil and posting it on line was definitely a bad idea.

Kevy wrote: Okay after sneaking into my sons room to steal his coonskin hat. I quit after stepping on the second Hot Wheel in what seems like the same spot on my foot! I will be limping at work tomorrow. Wrapping a hat in tin foil and posting it on line was definitely a bad idea.

No!!! It was a very good idea! We can add it to our new summer collection.

Kevy wrote: Okay after sneaking into my sons room to steal his coonskin hat. I quit after stepping on the second Hot Wheel in what seems like the same spot on my foot! I will be limping at work tomorrow. Wrapping a hat in tin foil and posting it on line was definitely a bad idea.

God if i had a nickel everytime i stepped on a lego.... GADS I HATE THOSE THINGS

Jack I think I saw ms. Monroe sneaking out the back door of the jolly Roger when you weren't looking

I can't even remember what I stepped on the other night in my kids room, some piece of a dollhouse set I think. My left foot has issues from nerve damage from injuries too so I don't feel anything till I REALLY feel it. I screeched like an owl though.

Ryan273935 wrote: Jack I think I saw ms. Monroe sneaking out the back door of the jolly Roger when you weren't looking

You said she was with --J-- though, right? I'm still trying to track them down.

Don't you guys know the #1 Dad Rule? Never, ever, ever enter a kid's room without hard-soled shoes on. Or even steel-tipped boots.

But the trick is to wear them without making stepping noises. I've managed through one and a half sets of baby teeth and tooth fairy money plantings without impaling a foot.

But I sure have crushed some dolls and legos. And jacks. Ohhh, that coulda hurt bad.

Manfred

Manfred wrote: Don't you guys know the #1 Dad Rule? Never, ever, ever enter a kid's room without hard-soled shoes on. Or even steel-tipped boots.

But the trick is to wear them without making stepping noises. I've managed through one and a half sets of baby teeth and tooth fairy money plantings without impaling a foot.

But I sure have crushed some dolls and legos. And jacks. Ohhh, that coulda hurt bad.

Manfred

Ssshhh. The tooth fairy still visits some folks houses around here man! On second thought, are YOU the tooth fairy Manfred???

If they put Legos out side of caves they could win the war in Afghanistan and even find big foot. They step on some of them and they will be very sorry.

Jacklpe wrote:

Ryan273935 wrote: Jack I think I saw ms. Monroe sneaking out the back door of the jolly Roger when you weren't looking

You said she was with --J-- though, right? I'm still trying to track them down.

Yes she left the Jolly Roger then got in a car and headed to --J--'s McDonald's franchises.

Kevy wrote: Okay after sneaking into my sons room to steal his coonskin hat. I quit after stepping on the second Hot Wheel in what seems like the same spot on my foot! I will be limping at work tomorrow. Wrapping a hat in tin foil and posting it on line was definitely a bad idea.

Very lucky it wasn't a Lego you stepped on... Very lucky.

Okay it's been a few and I have to say this is a lego level injury.

Kevy wrote: Okay it's been a few and I have to say this is a lego level injury.

I've still got some of that shine over at the JR... A couple of sips and ya won't feel a thing!

Or maybe you'd just better elevate it and possibly ice it.

Yes Sir ! Thank you! On the bright side my wife just went to bed smiling! Funny how they like to see you suffer.

I was going to ask if I could change my name to Dentinfoot. But after thinking about it I don't think a self-inflicted wound counts.

Ryan273935 wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

Ryan273935 wrote: Jack I think I saw ms. Monroe sneaking out the back door of the jolly Roger when you weren't looking

You said she was with --J-- though, right? I'm still trying to track them down.

Yes she left the Jolly Roger then got in a car and headed to --J--'s McDonald's franchises.

Ryan, I'll let you in on a little secret. Don't tell ANYONE though... Ok? --J-- is actually the assistant to the caretaker of the island villa where Elvis, Marilyn, and JFK still live. He says they actually don't look bad either for their age. Clean air and a preservative and hormone free diet coupled with lots of light exercise has actually kept them quite young. That's not for everyone to know though, ok? (BTW, they were headed to Micky D's to try to find Elvis I think... Sometimes the King just needs a cheeseburger)

Kevy wrote: Yes Sir ! Thank you! On the bright side my wife just went to bed smiling! Funny how they like to see you suffer.

Ain't that the truth!

Well, anyway, this has been a hoot. But, I've gotta get some rest. Ryan, if you can catch up with Elvis and company, and ask --J-- very nicely, I'm sure they will send your missing threads home from the villa. Just make sure 'n be nice about it, and they'll probably make it home pretty soon.

Oh I just got my missing threads back, why do you think I'm in such a good mood? Well I've gotta get some rest too. Night all.