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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #110069
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THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR KIND WORDS.
MY PAROLE OFFICER AND PUBLIC DEFENDER ARE VERY HAPPY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M ABLE TO KILL PEOPLE LEGALLY NOW, IN FACT MY PUBLIC DEFENDER SAYS THAT DOGFIGHT IS SAVING THE TAXPAYERS LOTS OF MONEY AND MY PAROLE OFFICER SAYS I MIGHT EVEN MAKE IT OFF PAROLE. MY SOCIAL WORKER AND PHYCE ARE ALSO DELIGHTED WITH DOGFIGHT. BETWEEN MY MEDS AND DOGFIGHT I'm ALMOST NORMAL. I'm so happy I'm crying again, MY SWEETIE AND MYSELF ARE GOING TO THE HILLS FOR A LOVELY PICNIC. WE HOPE TO HAVE A LIVELY TIME. 
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #110080
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THANKS AGAIN GUYS
I HAVE TO REPORT MYSELF FOR CHEATING.. YES I HAVE CHEATED AND IM VERY SORRY. AS YOU CAN SEE I HAD MY SWEETIE WITH ME ARMED TO THE WOOL. WHILE I FLEW THE PLANE MY SWEETIE BLASTED AWAY, IN FACT IT WAS HER THAT ACCIDENTALLY HIT BELLSAJ 4 TIMES IN ONE GAME.SHE CLAIMS SHE HAD WOOL IN HER EYES. ONCE AGAIN IM SORRY. 
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #110093
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WOW!
I also remember Davy and I being neck and neck at the same rank -- then he finally learned how to bomb the hangars and his ranking took off! I still held my own for awhile because I knew the secret to controlling my "cigar thingy"!  If the ex-squid relearns how to consistently land on a boat, it's MORAF for sure! Congrats Crockett! |
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #110129
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Lol gratz buddy.
Im not gonna post it but you should google image search "heavy petting zoo." One of my favorite album artworks  
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #110255
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Congratulations Mr Davy Crockett. Btw I ran into Mr. Billy goat up on Duckwing mountain. His big fluffy girlfriend has run off and he's got a mean glazed look in his eyes. You might want to avoid that moutain till things settle down.
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #111103
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Sorry, took your shor lived post down to second Davy Crocky, so here is the make-up post to make you on top again. Right behind you at #52...Dam you, stop playing for a while would ya? Telling Mrs.Crockett
 
been Noushed lately?
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #111447
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Jeez louizz, cant imagine the postings when u hit Moraf...got a feeling it'll be an hourly thing
"moraf Crockett checking in" dont mind me, I'm stuck on no 51, cant seem to shoo past shoe, im crying too now
been Noushed lately?
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #111826
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Sorry folks i need this to be on top again to raise my self esteem. I had a friendly shoot me down, his name is blue beagle, i ran out of cake so i needed this. I know you will all understand, even CAPT NOUSHBAG.
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #112212
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I found this equation on the NSA website
X+5y=45-(5) If x=15 and y=6 the answer is 40 40 is my currant ranking on dogfight HOW DID THEY FIND OUT HOW DO THEY KNOW DO YOU STILL DOUBT ME ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT HOW DO THEY KNOW MY GOODNESS HOW DO THEY KNOW
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #112913
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Yesterday i had to go to the social security office, the man behind the window said "WOW YOU DONT LOOK LIKE 62, YOU LOOK MORE LIKE 40" And then he winked at me.
40 is my currant rank of dogfight HOW DID HE KNOW. WHY DID HE KNOW I TELL YOU THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING ME. HELP ME
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #112996
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 congratulations Davy !!!I really can imagine how much you already look forward to make the top 30!!! How you'll find a reason to go to this office again and how you'll think then: LOOK AT ME, MAN BEHIND THE WINDOW !!! WHAT SAY YOU NOW ????  Well Davy, I think you are finally old enough now to tell you the truth: You are not able to make top 30 without to be MoRAF. That's fact! But it seems you are the last one who made top 40 without to be MoRAF. You made top 40 to be one of the 40 MoRAF's. That's epic, baby  
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Davy Crockett makes top 40!!! 12 years 3 months ago #113025
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Davy, don't act like i don't know your tricks! I think you work for the government. There is only one explanation for becoming moraf in so little time... The government. But you act like you are scared of the government to try to get people like me to think you are scared of them. But I got news for you! I didnt just fall off the baloney truck! I know your evil plan!
Anyway congrats on 31! see you there in like 3 more years lol |
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