Now with the new update I can no longer turn around in the hanger. This gives me a great ideal so we can still use the hanger deck and DOGFIGHT can make money.
Turn the hanger deck into a PLANE WASH (you know like a car wash but only for planes)

First install a large door in the back that you can fly out of.

Then as the plane taxies to the back you can have little fake nozzles with water squirting out, little fake roller brushes, little fake nozzles with soap coming from them and little fake nozzles with compressed air to dry you off.

You can have some little fake people running around with rags in their hands, I would have at least 5 of them to be really cute fake blondes with skimpy outfits.

You can have a fake vacuuming nozzle to suck out fake change and money inside the cockpit.

You can have a cute fake blonde near the end selling little fake candy bars and cigs. I might even install a little stage for the blondes to dance on. Gives you something to watch before you fly off to kill again.

YOU CAN CHARGE $1.00 EACH VISIT AND YOU COULD TURN THE BORING 85 seconds to an exciting, fun filled, profitable adventure.

How do I come up with these ideals, i must be a genius.

Why fake?

For video: YouTube: Now I Know How To Wash A Plane

LOL GOOD IDEA DAVY

While you are in the hanger plane wash you can have a little fake mechanic fix the bomb dropping problem.

That sounds even better but what about the coins

Davy Crockett wrote: While you are in the hanger plane wash you can have a little fake mechanic fix the bomb dropping problem.

FAKE MECHANIC ?

I want Zup to build the Jolly Roger into elite. You could taxi up, get out and go in, then as you leave you would have a really blurry windshield and super slow response to control inputs. But, I'm sure he ain't gonna let us drink and fly. I like the plane wash...

(BTW. I used to drink heavily as a teenager... (I only drink very rarely now.) I worked for a company back then that traveled doing a form of construction work. The company used to often put us up in this nice hotel near the airport in Memphis. Needless to say, we became well acquainted with the bartender. She was also kind of sweet on the guy that I usually shared a room with. Anyway, my age wasnt an issue. I spent many a happy night drinking heavily with a lot of charter pilots. Especially ones from the UK... It still makes me wonder how blurry their windshields were the next morning...)

I want sheep roaming the hills, with a fake BBQ in the middle of no mans land. That should BigTex occupied enough to not shoot us down.

Flyingmuck wrote: I want sheep roaming the hills

The problem with sheep roaming about is that when they see me coming this is what happens.

Why would you want a "plane wash" in an air combat simulation game?

Instead of a plane wash....It would be much easier to just roll off the side of the carrier and into the lake. That way you and your entire plane would be washed. All of your spare change and trash would be cleaned out of your cock pit too. After a few seconds you will have a nice, new, clean plane ready to go on the runway....

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ParrotHead wrote: hu·mor [hyoo-mer or, often, yoo-] Show IPA
noun
1.
a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement: the humor of a situation.
2.
the faculty of perceiving what is amusing or comical: He is completely without humor.
3.
an instance of being or attempting to be comical or amusing; something humorous: The humor in his joke eluded the audience.
4.
the faculty of expressing the amusing or comical: The author's humor came across better in the book than in the movie.
5.
comical writing or talk in general; comical books, skits, plays, etc.

Yep....that's why I posted what I did.....