Somedays this game gets the best of us all. We can't hit squat and to make matters worse we find we're flying BIC lighter(1 hit and your flaming) So I thought how about a good old fashioned squadron Roast??? You know a friendly galge at each others squadron just for fun,
Rules, (1.) keep it clean
(2.) keep it friendly, don't be hateful or disrespectful
(3.) dont make it personal. No names.



Ill even throw my squad under the buss 1st, yall give it your best shot (if you could shoot straight) its all in fun.

We get to make fun of each others squads?

Dixieconfederate wrote: We get to make fun of each others squads?

Dave this aint gonna work. I mean look a CAC, home of the quickest minds out there!

What do you mean quick mind. Was that a joke calling me stupid.. I know I am

Dr Dave wrote: 1.) keep it clean
(2.) keep it friendly, don't be hateful or disrespectful
(3.) dont make it personal. No names.

that ain't no roast

How are we gonna roast anything without hot dogs marshmallows and a fire. We must e talking about different kind of roasts.

Ok, it's show and tell.
The CAC's there's a group that'll follow you anywhere, trying to get a shot, they have to,,,they have ONE! That's right they haven't changed guns sense the war between the states, their still using the ol cap and ball thing. And their ability to fly??? well let's just say the last game I shot about 10 of em on the ground running around flapping their arms trying to get airborne. And a tank!?! Those things scare the crap out of em,,, I chased one around the other day till the poor feller collapsed from exhaustion. most still think General Lee's still alive and anyday now will make a come back and they'll whip them Yankees right I do however like their flag, why heck Im wearing underwear just like that...


That's a Roast it's all in good fun and no one person was signaled out.

So what kind of picture do you want?

Dixieconfederate wrote: We get to make fun of each others squads?

Yes Dixie that is correct it's all in good fun. So don't make it nasty ok.

So how bout them moms. You know the squad with all the really good people.


That was more of a compliment.


I don't know what to make fun of about a squadron since they are
All good

It's easy, Just like MoMs their so busy watching the kids they seldom ever fly, even though some of them have feathers . And when they do fly its their easy to spot.... Their the ones that's always lost. Flying around the parking lot trying to find that one favored parking spot closest to the door. 6 screaming kids in the back and the dogs still tied to the back bumper and the gas holes sticking out of the fill spout and a 75 pound purse setting on the roof of the plane. and dont worry none if one starts chasing you the odds are she hasn't checked the oil in weeks and her motor will likely seize up any time now. And it that doesn't happen try flipping over upside down,,, she'll think she's going the wrong way and turn over as well, then all that crap in the floor will fall to the ceiling or top of the cockpit and block her view at which point she'll panic pull up hard and BOOM into the ground.

72.5 pounds! Thank you very much!

What's in your purse, a bunch of bricks?

Good roasting, Dave!

With MOM/Falcon tensions running higher than usual, this is a bit like Kennedy and Kruschev having a roast during the Cuban missle crisis!

If I hold my hands over my neck, that'll protect me from the imminent nuclear blast, right?!

Dog treats!!! I toss um in a good chase and yell " squirrel ".... I do have to have a hand on lil Billy he falls for it also! The other five sit and have their 1-10 rating signs to judge the big finish!

Dixieconfederate wrote: What's in your purse, a bunch of bricks?

Your to young to understand what all a women Carrys in her purse, and when you do get old enough to know, Your gonna wish you didnt know..

BrianC219 wrote: 72.5 pounds! Thank you very much!

So you took your check book out first when you put it back its still 75lbs.

BrianC219 wrote: Dog treats!!! I toss um in a good chase and yell " squirrel ".... I do have to have a hand on lil Billy he falls for it also! The other five sit and have their 1-10 rating signs to judge the big finish!

Did you say TREATS?

Whosethisguy wrote: Good roasting, Dave!

With MOM/Falcon tensions running higher than usual, this is a bit like Kennedy and Kruschev having a roast during the Cuban missle crisis!

If I hold my hands over my neck, that'll protect me from the imminent nuclear blast, right?!

That in part is why I started this thread, hopping they can get some of that pint up frustration out before one one blows a gasket.. Every body needs a place to throw rocks without breaking any windows you know?

Dr Dave wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: 72.5 pounds! Thank you very much!

So you took your check book out first when you put it back its still 75lbs.

Humm..........?


Twoooo pointttt fiiiveee pound check book? (Gears a turnin)

Means i still have some checks!!!

Daddy better work some overtime cause MOMas goin shoppin!!!! Hallaaaa!

Dixieconfederate wrote: So how bout them moms. You know the squad with all the really good people.
That was more of a compliment.
I don't know what to make fun of about a squadron since they are
All good and extremely cute! Especially that handsome Paul Mantz, Jr. guy.

Why, thank you.
Yes, we M.O.Ms are cute.
Yes, I am handsome.

You, Sir, have put together the "SEXY" squad.

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Sure makes me miss the south.

Congratulations!

im still slive
watchu talkin about willis
and by the way
are yall rabies vaccinated
ive seen the way you spaz out in the air and i think theres a neurological problem
just put a bucket on the back of the plane to catch the foam
thanks in advance wardogs

Well thanks for calling my squad that??? Should I be happy or scared?

Dr d I'm in honors classes i know what your talking about.

wardogs

a squad of dogs

which makes them all sons of ****es

So? Who else has a Roast they'd like to share? Any squadron is fare game just don't be nasty

I don't think I have any bad blood with any of the squadrons.

But there is this one squad that... nevermind.

My squad is easy to make fun of. I want to hear yall jokes.

Luna6 wrote: I don't think I have any bad blood with any of the squadrons.

But there is this one squad that... nevermind.

Come on now let it out,,, you'll feel better.
And I promise we'll still respect you in the morning

Luna You know you want to make fun of the cac

we all do you dip spittin hicks