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ParrotHead Poll- fill in the blank 12 years 8 months ago #68215

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If (any famous person) played DogFight, he'd be a (squad) because __________.

Here's the rules... Any famous person except Chuck Norris. He's already a MOM and if you try, he'll round kick your plane back to the French Indian War. Other than that, it's fair game. Doesn't have to be your squad and if somebody doesn't like your wit, too bad. Like my grandmother used to say, they'll get over it or they won't.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.

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Dave and Paul, I expect to hear from y'all, especially.
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i dont like chuck noris
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If Randall Tex Cobb played DogFight, he'd be in any squad he chose because he's even scary to Chuck Norris.

See what I mean. Lol

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If Sweet Brown played Dogfight she'd be in the MOM squadron.

MOM has got plenty of cold pops, and when she mistakes the smell of burning hangars for Big Tex's barbecue she'll have Lt. Coop to rescue her, because aint nobody got time for that.
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How do u not like chuck Norris, is that even possible, how is that possible???????? Either u have bad taste or u have never seen him in action

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Jacob... Raising Arizona, that's one of my all time favs! When Cobb shoots that lizard off the rock I just roll. And the geezer in the store, "boy, you got a panty on yo head"'. Forget it!!! Cage asks, you have those balloons in funny shape?" And the old coot says, "not unless round is funny", I can't breath.


Gonna have find that DVD now... Oh geez, I bet that probably VHS, huh? Yep I'm in MOM.
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bopes wrote: If Sweet Brown played Dogfight she'd be in the MOM squadron.

MOM has got plenty of cold pops, and when she mistakes the smell of burning hangars for Big Tex's barbecue she'll have Lt. Coop to rescue her, because aint nobody got time for that.


Now. Bopes...you know everyone doesn't know Sweet Brown

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Jacob10000 wrote: If Randall Tex Cobb played DogFight, he'd be in any squad he chose because he's even scary to Chuck Norris.


See what I mean. Lol





Oh hell yes on cobb brother. ..."Boy using that oriental marshall bull shit on me is gonna get real experience" one of my favorite cobb quotes. ..Uncommon Valor. ...

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Thanks for that context, Parrot. Now can you embed the remix? I suck at this techno stuff. I mean, aint nobody got time for that, AMIRITE?
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Now that's funny!!! Ain't nobody got know time fur dat!!!

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Ok Bopes... Just for you

And because I'm sure that's Wig dancing in front of the bookcase.

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If pee-wee Herman played dogfight he'd be a MoM! He spends his time with imaginary friends and yelling LOOK at me!!! He also dresses funny, kanda like Parrothead in a Pink Easter bunny suit, :woohoo: but the main thing he seems to do is clean his gun in public :dry: that to makes me think he's Parrothead material,,,,,,No Wait!!!,,,,that's MoM material. Sorry bout that. :whistle: now don't get wrong I really like Parrothead he's a very sport and a terrible shot, that makes him a perfic MoM flyer :) another good one would Phyllis Diller, she sports and Larry king hair doo with a Jerry Lewis attitude she would make a good folcan I mean wow! Have you seen her profile? Now THAT'S a Folcan!.. :evil:
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bomer1 wrote: How do u not like chuck Norris, is that even possible, how is that possible???????? Either u have bad taste or u have never seen him in action



been Noushed lately?

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I always did like Pee-Wee's playhouse after school!
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One more for fun, Arnold Schwarzengger (I think that's spelled right ) would make a good WarDog because let's face it... All of us WarDogs look like that :whistle: and you have to Amit he's a DOG! :woohoo:
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If jason hawes played dogfight he'd be in the ghost squad because he is that epic and will turn invisibla and suddenly manifest to shoot you.
If dave tang or steve gonzalas played dogfight theyed be in kamikazi be cause I'm friends with a friend of theirs.
If scott teperman played dogfight he would also be in kamikazi because I am friends woth him
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Oh....wait...they're M.O.Ms already.
We let them in to repair each other from our "cutting" remarks, "sharp" wit & infantile "barbs".

Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
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ParrotHead wrote: Ok Bopes... Just for you

And because I'm sure that's Wig dancing in front of the bookcase.


that is hysterical!!! you need to take that show on the road....

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James bond is the man. The end

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James Bond??? Didn't Paul put up a picture of him with his friends? The one on the left, right? :whistle:
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Wow dave wow
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If batman played dogfight he's be in dog fight because "I'm batman" is say in a deep raspy voice
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Yea thats him dr dave. Batman is too busy partying.
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Chuck Norris wrote: .


Perfect!
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On yeah tried to post a pic but it didn't work! Srry!

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It would either be Jack Black, Lee Van Cleef or Smedley Butler. If I can only pick one, then it’s Smedley hands down. Smedley would create his own squadron and Jack Black would fly solo like me. I think Lee Van Cleef would join NLR, because he’s cool like that.

And Dr. Dave, Arnold Schwarzenegger, really? That makes an interesting visual depending on what version of AS you’re talking about. You may want to recant that statement by explaining you meant the “Commando” version of the AS and not the California Governor version – yuck.
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No flag ether one he's still a dog, ;) young or old dogs do as dogs do. :whistle:



And if I'm not mistaken, Paul isn't that Arnold on the right?
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