Once upon a time in fairy parrot land a long long time ago,,,ok it was yesterday. There was this young not so brave canary that so much wanted to be a parrot that he took the name head.. Head used his new name in all things new and old and he was happy,,,,

till one day he met the girly parrot of his dreams. She was big, strong, and could(and would) B-slap him at every turn

Till one day he asked her. Oh mighty Mistress of the parrot house why for do you always slap upon me at every turn? (SLAP!)

Because she said your an idiot whom named himself HEAD! And somebody needed to do it!

and it was then that he realized his true name should be known as Parrothead.

not only to stand out in the crowd, and certainly not to become a better shot (he's not) but primarily to get the bitch slapping to stop

and so it was to be known all across the land that the word went out,,,,chickenhead is on the prowl

No wait,,,Chickenhead??? He said, that's not my new name I must have wrote it down wrong again,,,
SLAP 
and some things stay the same.