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Bigger in Texas??? 12 years 8 months ago #65297

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Dr Dave wrote: you're doing a fine job little feller keep up the good work :)


Little feller? Good lord! How big they grow men where you come from?
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Texas,,,,, do the math :) :) :o :)
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Everything is bigger in Texas: Egos, exaggerations, .........the list goes on and on.



If you build it, I will come.......and bomb it !!!
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Joe85858585, favourite tatic, sit on runway, wait for team mate to take off in front of him, take off shoot down team mate crash, respawn and do it all over again.
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Why yes ---j--- everything is bigger in Texas, I mean REALLY bigger... ;)
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Dr Dave wrote: Why yes ---j--- everything is bigger in Texas, I mean REALLY bigger... ;)


Given the recent presidential primaries,the one obvious exception to the claim would be I.Q. (that would be intelligence quotient to you folks south of the Red River...) Or, if you prefer, "smarts"!

As they used to say in the oil patch, if you want to find a Texas Aggie on an offshore platform, just look for the guys throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters... :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:

LOL folks...I've got strong TX ties, but it's hard not to fire when the target is soooo large!

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Last edit: by beatea. Reason: further, and obviously necessary, simplification for clarity

Bigger in Texas??? 12 years 8 months ago #65428

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Just got team killed by 0007. Was shooting at me after repeated request to shoot at red. Long story short I am taking a 5 minute ban for team killing. Killed him Over and over and over. Just before I got banned he was shooting at fellow teammate. Just can't stop these idiots. I have never team killed unless it is in defence or retaliation for being team killed. Just want you to hear it from me. Thnxs. :-)

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Speaking Texan:
MR Ducks
MR not ducks
OSMR CM Wangs
O MR ducks

Improper English translation :
Them are ducks
Them are not ducks
Oh yes them are see them wings
Oh them are ducks



If you build it, I will come.......and bomb it !!!

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J you left out YiB.
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--J-- wrote: Speaking Texan:
MR Ducks
MR not ducks
OSMR CM Wangs
O MR ducks

Improper English translation :
Them are ducks
Them are not ducks
Oh yes them are see them wings
Oh them are ducks



Hold on now we say the same thing in NC. Ever hear of Duck, NC. that's their motto. I got the t-shirt
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I've been to North Carolina it's very nice over there, but I'm still glad it's over there... :)





and I never said we don't have stupid people leaving in Texas.
after the last election I'm convinced we have more than our share.... :(
but please let's not make this political.
it gives me a headache.
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Dr Dave wrote: I've been to North Carolina it's very nice over there, but I'm still glad it's over there... :)





and I never said we don't have stupid people leaving in Texas.
after the last election I'm convinced we have more than our share.... :(
but please let's not make this political.
it gives me a headache.


...no reason for a headache....referred to the Texas entrant....could have been from the Kiwanis Club or the Miss USA pageant... :lol:

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I guess I have finally figured out why I get shot down. It's not because I'm a M.O.M. It's because I live in Texas and my Se5 is 5 times bigger than all ya alls. I must be getting my ammunition from North Carolina because I think I'm shooting 22's at everyone.
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I know the feeling some days I think I'm shooting BBs :o
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Bigger in Texas??? 12 years 8 months ago #65531

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Why is this thread pinned? Its just like any other gossip thread

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what do they call rhode island in texas?

a cozy one bedroom studio


what would texas be if it was an island

a continent


what two states border texas

america and mexico



which big celebrety came from texas

Every BIG celebrity came from texas



I lived in Texas (dallas and houston) for year and half, I still have the Texan in me

this is how i fly !!! :)
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:cheer: I like this kid (kptn) he's going to go places :cheer:
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Kptn Singh wrote: .... I still have the Texan in me


Yep, sounds like Texas to me.... How do they separate the men forms the boys in Texas? Crowbar.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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You know your in Texas when:
You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron

What's the difference between a Yankee Zoo and a Texas Zoo?
On the cage, a Yankee Zoo will have the name of the animal and then the scientific name in Latin.
Whereas, a Texas Zoo will have the name of the animal and the recipe. :dry:
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Why is this thread pinned??









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In Georgia people here can be pretty tall.and Alaska is bigger than Texas
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which part of texas doesnt have cattle

the part that doesnt exist



Fact: the earth is 1/4 land and 3/4 texas




the big bang theory states that the universe was created with a big bang, and texas, with a BIGGER bang


in texas, a big mac, is simply called 'a mac'


If a hole is dug through texas, it will eventually come out from the other end of the earth, that is also part of texas :O


plus sized models feel skinny in texas


in texas, the phrase 'break a leg' is taken literally

this is how i fly !!! :)
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Alaska may have more land than Texas but it'll never be bigger.... :)
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alaska was never its own country either
lets eat grandma. lets eat, grandma. commas save lives

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If a hole is dug through texas,


I just realized I said 'a hole', am I about to get banned :unsure:

this is how i fly !!! :)
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haha
lets eat grandma. lets eat, grandma. commas save lives

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Hamers wrote: haha


Didja hear the one library in Texas burned down? Torched both books, and one hadn 't even been colored in yet... :woohoo: :lol:

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Kptn Singh wrote: If a hole is dug through texas,


I just realized I said 'a hole', am I about to get banned :unsure:


No but Tex*AS* is going to do you in.
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If you cut Alaska in half Texas is the third largest State.


I have friends and relatives in Texas. Loved telling them that one.
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