skydavis

thanx for the answer

I think being thrown into a thick jungle would be appropriate as long as the authorities dont find out

I AM NOW ABANDONING THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!



consider it open to being driven off topic

meme's highly appreciated

let's kick it around

No, imitate Joseph Kittinger. 18+ mile free fall, have a nice, leisurely, comple tely drowned out as the sound of wind rushes past your face talk on the phone on the way down, but fail miserably

I really dont care but I'd like my eulogy delivered to NFL theme music.

I just want a normal funeral....

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: I just want a normal funeral....

Normal?

Outdoors at a cemetary, I'm in a casket, not a parachute, my surviving friends and family are huddled around a hill, a pastor says a few words, they chuck me in the ground, and go to the after party.

The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out, they go in through your eyes and come through your snout!

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Outdoors at a cemetary, I'm in a casket, not a parachute, my surviving friends and family are huddled around a hill, a pastor says a few words, they chuck me in the ground, and go to the after party.

Why miss a good party. Have that first!!!

I want to be creamated and have my brothers take my ashes and blow them in the eyes of people I didnt like...LOL

Tupperware...just don't forget to burp me.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Tupperware...just don't forget to burp me.

If we put you in Tupperware sput might mistake you for one of his.....ah yeah I see where you're going with this

Manfred wrote: I'll get us sort of back on topic with a suggestion: Whatever your ultimate return to dust, consider registering yourself to donate your organs. Lots of people are waiting for donors to save their lives. It's a great way to depart from this world. Kind of a Huge Last Act.

(Then again, if there's any inkling of truth to beneficiaries of organs taking on some characteristics of their donors, then maybe the previous posters should stick to their original plans.)

Manfred

That's actually what I'm going to sign up for soon.

No use in letting my alpha-male awesome ultra healthy organs to go to waste when I can jump start someone else's life -- even after death.

Besides, it's not like I'll be using them.


The only thing I'm worried about is if they tried to "call it" early and go for my guts before even giving me a chance. You hear all sorts of stories like that in a hospital.

Lol

I call dibs on Dr.Slim's brain. All 6 ft. 5 inches of it. I have worn mine out trying to follow the MOM thread.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I call dibs on Dr.Slim's brain. All 6 ft. 5 inches of it. I have worn mine out trying to follow the MOM thread.

Sure thing -- just be prepared. You'll notice a great increase in successful living.

I'm giving away my organs then I really do not care, no one has to bury me I mean why take up land that could be used for something with my nasty dead body, they can just burn me after they take what they need lol

Why would care if it is illegal?.... you'd be dead anyway LOL
And why are you thinking about death... LIVE FOR THE NOW my friend
i'll worry about death when im dead!

Hm i still want to be a human paintball. Give life to the maggots lol.

here in the uk you can get wrapped in paper or cardboard get burried in hallow ground and they will plant a tree over you so you become one with nature

I wanna die like the rest of the ghasts spot an overly powerful Steve try to ignite him with fireballs make the mistake of getting in range then that Steve shoots you in the face with a bow and you scream your death scream and that lucky Steve watches with a smile as your gunpowder and death tear plummets to the ground only for that spoiled steve to take for granted and to brew into useless damage posions and TNT traps

What?

You don't know what minecraft is.

Your fake

You've never lived

No one in this world hasn't heard of minecraft.

Leave this thread demon!





lol

I've heard of Minecraft. I dislike Minecraft, I don't see much point to it, but I've heard of it. You had a Minecraft thread here, remember?

D:

No one can dislike minecraft.

It's one of the most popular game on earth, the creator literally makes 60 dollars per second

Now you see why the ghasts are crying, they're crying becuz they've seen the lives of ppl who hate minecraft








Lol jk

No, I don't know what a ghast is. Is it the thing in your profile pic? Is it an enemy in Minecraft?

Yes in the PC version

Ah.

Hey Qaz, you should join Enigma!

Skydavis1 wrote: Hm i still want to be a human paintball. Give life to the maggots lol.

if it were possible - which it isnt id love to be put inside a missile, redied, aimed and fired at a terrorist dictator - that way
1) i go out with a bang.
2) i do my service for queen and country.

lol never gonna happen but thats life i suppose.......