1: No. That's black and white and READ all over.

2: Yep.

3: Yep.

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: What's black and white and red all over?

The STFU truck
I love your signature yyyy

What is black, white, black, white, black, white, red, black, white, red, black, red, white, red, black, red, red, red, red, red, red, black, red, red, white, red, black, red, red, red, red, red?

(Select the text to read the answer:
>from here >A nun falling down through a looooong stairway...< to here)

To VortexIII: Hey, kid, I gave you a karma+ and a thank you, for helping me at that aerobatics on the bridge two days ago. And yesterday I tried to chase your plane, but it was only me against six of you in a bomb-the-airport mission... I am waiting for a chance to shoot you since you messed with me on that thread about the imposter... hahahahahahahahahahaha
If you don't mind, in our next encounter lets use the same aircraft (the model I'm currently using is a poor Spad S.XIII (I'm still at a very low rank).

Sunburn zebra/penguin or a news paper or sunburned michal Jackson ( if u know any thing he was born black and died white he was pretty mixed up during the transition I bet!!)

The shade of his skin just varied, it wasn't like his left half was black and his right half was white.

What's wrong with the Spad? That's a great plane.

The striker16 wrote: Sunburn zebra/penguin or a news paper or sunburned michal Jackson ( if u know any thing he was born black and died white he was pretty mixed up during the transition I bet!!)

As my friends and I would say:
He didn't lose any chocolate he just added vanilla
And pedrin? I'm not sure how you want me to do that because I'll never know if I'm playing with u. But if i see u I'll go switch planned to my two that are spad level.
Btw, anyone else see for a split second customize where the play button is?

Perhaps you remember of guiding a "piduca" on an aerobatics exercise at the bridge some days ago (it was me, but now I will stick with Pedrinho ingame and on this forum)...
Or it wasn't you at all??? If so, I need a doctor - my memory is going down...

I don't remember piduca, but I remember aerobatics with u as pedrinho. Btw I can't get the answer for your riddle?

I've come to this thread several times to write a joke.

But as I search my mind I find that none of them are G-rated. But hey -- that's what makes a sailor joke a sailor joke.

A woman walks into a baskin Robbins and says
"I'll have a scoop of chocolate ice cream"
The man responds; I'm sorry ma'am, we're all out of chocolate.
"ok, I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream"
"I'm sorry ma'am, we're all out of chocolate."
"ok, I'll have fudge chocolate on chocolate ice cream"
Ma'am, we're all out of chocolate,
"I'll have three scoops of chocolate ice cream, in a bowl."
The man points to the flavor board and says "maam, do you see the van in vanilla?"
Yes
Do you see the straw in strawberry?
Yes
Do you see the frig in chocolate
There ain't no frig in chocolate
THAT'S WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL YA, THERE AIN'T NO FRIGIN CHOCOLATE!

Hahaha.

You ever notice how sometimes when geese fly in a vee one side is longer than the other? Ever wonder why?

I will never understand the answer you're about to hear

More geese on that side.

Do you want to go in game?

“This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench. Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, “You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ wrench.” Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, “The Langstrom 7″ wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.” Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, “It says sprocket not socket!”

The only G-RATED (cheesy) joke i know:

A priest says to his rabbi friend...

"Rabbi, when are you going to eat a nice juicy and crisp bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich...."

The rabbi replies "... Ahhh I know.. at you're wedding"

{DRUM ROLL}

I love ur signature it is soooooo cooooool!!!!!

Two men playing golf. They get to the 9th tee just as two women walk into the landing area and begin to talk...and talk...and talk.
One of the men says to the other, "I'll go ask them to move."
He walks half way, then turns and runs back, and says, " I can't do it, that's my wife and my mistress!"
The other golfer says, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it."
HE walks half way and then runs back and says, "Small world....isn't it?".

a man walks into a bar .......





ouch!

(also work witn a club)

how do you get a stubborn booger out???


if you really are dumb enough not to know then work it out with a pencil.

Lol

Here goes another (and again, sorry my bad English - corrections are welcome):

In a train station, I was doing #2 in one of the several cabins of the WC, and although it's unbelievable, I was not making any sound. There was only me on that place, so the room was completely silent, when I heared someone's footsteps. A man entered the first cabin at the left of mine, and I tried to make no sound - I interrupted the "work in progress", to avoid being noticed, because I'm shy and the air was not "too fresh" at that moment... My plan was to resume my "work" as soon as the man leaves...

When I was thinking that the man was ignoring my presence, he said:
- Hey...

Although surprised, I had no option but to answer him:
- What?

The man continued:
- Are you busy now?

I thought: "WTF?!?!?!" - but tried to be polite:
- Yeah, quite occupied, because I am doing #2! Didn't you smell it yet?

The man asked with a smooth voice:
- Can I meet you now?

I thought: "What the...????" again, but I was a little affraid of that weird situation, so I decided to be carefull, and said to him:
- No offense, bud, but I'm hetero, and...

At this point, the man interrupted me and said (with a not-so-smooth voice):
- Sorry, honney, but I'll call you again in five minutes... There is an idiot nearby thinking that I'm talking to him.

Pedrinho wrote: Here goes another (and again, sorry my bad English - corrections are welcome):

In a train station, I was doing #2 in one of the several cabins of the WC, and although it's unbelievable, I was not making any sound. There was only me on that place, so the room was completely silent, when I heared someone's footsteps. A man entered the first cabin at the left of mine, and I tried to make no sound - I interrupted the "work in progress", to avoid being noticed, because I'm shy and the air was not "too fresh" at that moment... My plan was to resume my "work" as soon as the man leaves...

When I was thinking that the man was ignoring my presence, he said:
- Hey...

Although surprised, I had no option but to answer him:
- What?

The man continued:
- Are you busy now?

I thought: "WTF?!?!?!" - but tried to be polite:
- Yeah, quite occupied, because I am doing #2! Didn't you smell it yet?

The man asked with a smooth voice:
- Can I meet you now?

I thought: "What the...????" again, but I was a little affraid of that weird situation, so I decided to be carefull, and said to him:
- No offense, bud, but I'm hetero, and...

At this point, the man interrupted me and said (with a not-so-smooth voice):
- Sorry, honney, but I'll call you again in five minutes... There is an idiot nearby thinking that I'm talking to him.

Lol I heard that joke. Listen to this one.
How to avoid a speeding ticket
Ur going 101 and a cop pulls u over. Listens and registration please. U go I don't have them. Proof of ownership the cop then asks, u say I don't have any it's not my car. Whose is it the cop asks and u go my neighbors I killed him and put him in the trunk. The cop calls for his support or to come over and he asks what's the problem and the cop tells him what happened. U then show him ur license and registration, ur proof of ownership, and u show him there's no dad body in ur trunk. Then u tell him " I bet the cop also told u I was speeding."

That was a good one

The striker16 wrote: Lol I heard that joke. Listen to this one.
How to avoid a speeding ticket
Ur going 101 and a cop pulls u over. Listens and registration please. U go I don't have them. Proof of ownership the cop then asks, u say I don't have any it's not my car. Whose is it the cop asks and u go my neighbors I killed him and put him in the trunk. The cop calls for his support or to come over and he asks what's the problem and the cop tells him what happened. U then show him ur license and registration, ur proof of ownership, and u show him there's no dad body in ur trunk. Then u tell him " I bet the cop also told u I was speeding."

HA HA my gym teacher told us that one during drivers ed last year lol.

Lol soooooo cooool!!!!!!!!!!

What would happen if you actually did that?

Sky, you're 15 or 16?

I would get a ticket if a actually did that lol. First of all no one would believe a 15 year old. 2nd of all that trick would fail every time.