McFate wrote: 及古也是身体让 E SYT JingH AP Pen ED.

Translation:
Hi guys! Strangest thing happened!

My language settings got changed to "simplified Chinese" somehow.
I was trying to help some noobs learn to land and all of a sudden I was spouting gibberish! Not so unusual really, but this time it was more than just hitting "b" instead of the space bar.


When I tried to say hi it was"Ji"
Ghost and a couple others saw it and asked wth?
I tries to type in "keyboard issues" but it came out "OrD AS I UeSs" or something like it. The only thing that was clear came out as "L oL"


Anyway, after a bit of consternation and head scratching I'm back to me old self!

Man of many talents..... Who new!!!

Ill kee my eyes peeled and find out whats up. If he is an intruder i will let yall know if u dont find out first

Utah70 wrote:

McFate wrote: 及古也是身体让 E SYT JingH AP Pen ED.

Translation:
Hi guys! Strangest thing happened!

My language settings got changed to "simplified Chinese" somehow.
I was trying to help some noobs learn to land and all of a sudden I was spouting gibberish! Not so unusual really, but this time it was more than just hitting "b" instead of the space bar.


When I tried to say hi it was"Ji"
Ghost and a couple others saw it and asked wth?
I tries to type in "keyboard issues" but it came out "OrD AS I UeSs" or something like it. The only thing that was clear came out as "L oL"


Anyway, after a bit of consternation and head scratching I'm back to me old self!

Man of many talents..... Who new!!!

Lmbo....i wish i was in that game. I need a good laugh.

Kestrel wrote: Ill kee my eyes peeled and find out whats up. If he is an intruder i will let yall know if u dont find out first

we know he's an intruder, we want to know why I think, so if you do kes hold him down and peck him in the fore head until h cracks, and tells our why, or who he really is

Hey kes, if you want to have a little fun with jizzy, tell him Vlad has been asking about him
He'll either laugh or cry either way let me know ok

I'll tell me you the story, it was one of the funniest DF moments of the year!

Utah70 wrote:

Kestrel wrote: Ill kee my eyes peeled and find out whats up. If he is an intruder i will let yall know if u dont find out first

we know he's an intruder, we want to know why I think, so if you do kes hold him down and peck him in the fore head until h cracks, and tells our why, or who he really is

Hahahahah. I'll give him a royal falcon kick!lol

Kestrel wrote:

Utah70 wrote:

Kestrel wrote: Ill kee my eyes peeled and find out whats up. If he is an intruder i will let yall know if u dont find out first

we know he's an intruder, we want to know why I think, so if you do kes hold him down and peck him in the fore head until h cracks, and tells our why, or who he really is

Hahahahah. I'll give him a royal falcon kick!lol

Lololololol!!!!!!!!!

#8195 [M] no_limits Lieutenant-Commander II (6) 53 4 294 192 29

Its some ones second account, that's where my money is, His attitude is not of a sixth level noob!that wants to be apart of a squad.

SnidleyWhiplash wrote:

Utah70 wrote:

jdrock123 wrote: No Fooling Silly Lol Just Meant The Operating Platform Wouldn't The Update For Apple Fix The Issues For IPad And IPhone Or Is There A Difference

No difference apple is apple...... I miss my android device!! Anyone want to let me put my apple on there head..... I'll shoot it with a bow & arrow!!!! We'll be famous!!!!

I have a buddy that can hit an apple off his own head with a boomerang...it's awesome

Good God man!! What the hell kinda drinking games do you cacnooks(don't think that's slept right) play!!!

Utah70 wrote: #8195 [M] no_limits Lieutenant-Commander II (6) 53 4 294 192 29

Its some ones second account, that's where my money is, His attitude is not of a sixth level noob!that wants to be apart of a squad.

Second acct, no way. His k/d ratio is like .18

I'm up. Come on guys.

GreyGhost wrote: I'm up. Come on guys.

Im at work:( but i will find a way

Just went invisible in btb and lost. Never fired a shot or got shot down. Thanks to Samweb and Coram Archer my team lost. Lol
They never saw a thing! Lol

Boooooooooooooooooo

bhfoust wrote:

GreyGhost wrote: I'm up. Come on guys.

Im at work:( but i will find a way

I have to go back and close tonight. So this is the only time I can fly tell like 9 tonight!

Hey misfits im in school roght now and on the schools wifi soo il make it quick i wont be on till about 8 because spring football starts today yayyy and after that i have to get ready or the all sports banquet at 6 that last till about 8 so ill be on after that everone have a good day

OK first of all, this may be one of those moments that you may had to have been their to fully appreciate the funny. But heres what happened.


I was in game with Jizzy, I think it was btc, we were on opposing teams and jizzy was on the less possible chances of winning team, at this moment.

<let me add this, have you ever seen or been a victim of your mouth running on while your brain and others even are screaming stop!!! ? But for what ever reason you or someone your watching just continue to dig that proverbial whole deeper and deeper? Well that is exactly what Jizzy did. And it was the most shocking, yet funny thing I've witnessed on DF yet.>

Please keep in mind Jizzy is one of my favorite players in game, I enjoy his pressents long before this happened, so don't think I'm picking on him.

Anyway, he was having a time of it when Vlad came in game on his team.

<another set up is required, I'm sure most of you are a where of Vlad, quite good, in fact better then most and somewhat quiet. Vlad never really says to much in chat, but plenty with the guns on the plane Vlad is flying!>

So Vlad starts taking out members on my team with the usual ease Vlad does these sort of things, Jizzy was obviously very pleased when this began to happen.
Here's how it played out in chat:

Jizzy: good job Vlad
Vlad: ty
Jizzy great shoot Man!!!
Vlad : thanx
What was said next was in jizzy's deffence a bit of a shock, but I think it threw jizzy's head into a kind of stupid can't shut up mode!
Vlad: I'm a girl
Raptor/Jizzy: #$%#$&#**§€¥#%$#& (even my brain took a moment to get it self around that)
Raptor: well your very good.
Vlad: thank you.
Jizzy: Wow

Long period of silence as Vlad moved across the map totally whipping out my team, me a couple times do to the mental image I was trying to produce in my head to except this new peace of info.... I suspect same was good n on With jizzy.

The next chat threw my brain a curve ball it was not at all ready for, and I believe may have caused some permanent brain damage For both myself and Jizzy,
Vlad: I'm a 6ft tall rugby player
Jizzy: wow you could kill me in real life
Vlad:

Well I don't get it! I'm 9 I'm my rank but 218 in the world! I've been 218 for about 3 weeks now and I'm climbing my rank, just not the world rank! What gives?


#9 [M] GreyGhost Air Vice-Marshal I (24) 10548 975 7017 3200 1396

The world rank doesn't update as often as the top 25 list for your level. you can see below...the left is my levels top 25 and the right is the top 100...it has been the same for like a week!



So really I'm 87th but the listing says 91st and has for quite some time...not that I check often or anything. BTW Jans still above ya buddy!

#20 [M] Misfit RAPTOR Air Marshal III (25) 12184 688 12137 7400 2082
That explains why I've been 183 world for ever.

Utah70 wrote: #20 [M] Misfit RAPTOR Air Marshal III (25) 12184 688 12137 7400 2082
That explains why I've been 183 world for ever.

You can still figure it out by using the top 25 list and other less active players. Here is what you do:

- Find yourself on the top 25 for your rank
- Copy and paste the 3 players above you's names and see their postion
- Use those to approximate your position

So for you Rap the people above you are StreetsbadnewS #171 tgmulan and FU #170 and RiC0 at #174. So that means RiC0 has played since the world rankings have been updated and he passed you guys since he is higher in the top 25 but lower in world ranking. So you are either #172 or #173...

Hey what do yalls banners have against SE-5s. I have seen 2 or 3 banners with demolished SE-5s lol. Beautiful planes gettin destroyed

SnidleyWhiplash wrote:

Utah70 wrote: #20 [M] Misfit RAPTOR Air Marshal III (25) 12184 688 12137 7400 2082
That explains why I've been 183 world for ever.

You can still figure it out by using the top 25 list and other less active players. Here is what you do:

- Find yourself on the top 25 for your rank
- Copy and paste the 3 players above you's names and see their postion
- Use those to approximate your position

So for you Rap the people above you are StreetsbadnewS #171 tgmulan and FU #170 and RiC0 at #174. So that means RiC0 has played since the world rankings have been updated and he passed you guys since he is higher in the top 25 but lower in world ranking. So you are either #172 or #173...

Whipster!!! You so SMART!! THANKS MAN

Misfits quit raisin hell. 200+ new lol wow <3"

I Thought I Was The Poop Master I Drive A Cow Manur E TrUCk For A Living

Hey I think snow is flying with confederates now just read their thread but I may have misunderstood...I have a problem for that

No, trone you made no misteak that is correct . And whos and whip ..blackstar is my plane and new name from here on out

jdrock123 wrote: I Thought I Was The Poop Master I Drive A Cow Manur E TrUCk For A Living

Lmao!!

Trone187 wrote: Hey I think snow is flying with confederates now just read their thread but I may have misunderstood...I have a problem for that

Why so

Trone ......have you ever got in a game and looked into the roster and thought ugh ! That guy ! Well in an effort to avoid awkward meetings ,and to avoid an ill feeling if i shoot down my old friends yes i changed it . But seeing that you insist ....lol yes the pilot who unfortunately lost a good squad and upset people snowbumm is case in point now blackstar . Let the awkward metting in the game begin