[*M]RAPTOR wrote: Wooo Hoo!!!!! Home from John Day Oregan.... im gonna miss them folks
, made a couple great friends goin fishin with Joe this summer, super great people....
Its been for ever since i have kept tabs on..... i mean seen my future gf. Got home and noticed a unfamiliar car in her drive. So for her safety i figured i had better check the auto out. Its a damn good thing i did too. It was hard to get a good discription of the guy due to the rain falling on the sky light i was pearing threw, but it was a guy and it was percectly clear he needed talking too.
I waited on the roof bouncing from skylight to skylight to make sure her safety wasnt in question. Dude realy over stayed, i was soaked to the bone by the time the basterd walked to the door! I had to make a quick jolt from my position on the wet roof to make it over the peek of her roof and then i could shimmy to the edge and climb down the rain gutter to meet with this trespasser and explain where it is he has gone so very wrong with my girl.... future gf.
I would at this time like to make a case of my condition from the week of hard labor and the 18hour drive to return home.... im only saying i was a bit off physically and maybe mentally at this piont, it had also become dark...
I felt i had the peek easily, and i was right.... much too easy really. I cleared the peek by several inches with my Bruce Jenner like panther leap! Forgeting momentarily ho froggy I am, its been many years since i jumped that far.... with the added years comes some added weight, which in turn becomes velocity. Its physics and like i said was tired and wet. I hit the other side of the slope with enough of that aged velocity i only ounced 2 times before clearing the facia and eve by a good foot! Forgetting also that my future gf loves roses and has several large bushes of them in the front of the house.
The fall wasnt that bad, painless really. up to the piont i hit the rosebush canopy, that changed.
as i crashed threw her lovely flora i was thinking this may be a good thing as physics go, it will slow my decent thus minimize my brakeage, not of the brush....
i hit the wet ground much harder then i figured i ever could, flat on my lesserated back, thinki g this must be what one feels when the chute doesnt open, something red flew out in front of me and then returned to my torso Vie my mouth the moment i hit the ground. Not sure if it was my lung, or my splean....
i felt a wimper comeing up from deep in side me when i heard the front door close so i musterd the will power to hold it back promising myself when this was over and i was home safe i would cry till my bruised heart broken ribs and puncherd shoulder blade wer content....
As he walked passed me and to his door i attempted to roll right side up so i could make my exit and confront this guy who at this piont was wearing me thin.
i couldnt, not with out letting some whimper out and that wouldnt work for this occasion.... in a split second i desided that the most efective and lest painful exit from these life taking blood thirsty plants was one fast and powerful move out.... unfortuneatly it took several seconds and was as if these plants from hell wanted my soul!! I still felt i had the element of surprises and the guys car wasnt 1ft away from the edge of these murderus pieces of poop plants i swore i would up root the first chance i had..... i was wrong about that that too, and this guy for being somewhat older then myself (I could now see due to my closeness and even with one eye swollen mostly closed) was quiet quick! I hadnt so much as cleared the edge when he landed what can be nothing short of one hell of a lucky punch!! Again unfortuneatly to my unswollen eye, which quickly cought up to the other.
As i righted myself and got to my hands and knees i somehow found a pool noodle yet again my luck. I was battered and somewhat beaten but still had the strength to jump to my feet and make some serious conections with the pool noodle..... to the hood of his car anyway... The Nancy scampered into the vehicle before i could get to my feet... as he backed away from the drive to leave i took that opportunity to tell him who he was messing with and to stay away... i had rehearsed the talking to i would give him many times earlier this evening while safe guarding on the roof.....
As i walked to his car backing out i raised my pool noodle high and shook my fist and screemed MOMMY!!!!!
its all i had!
Im sure i have made my piont and pray i wont need to visit the the subject again....
A few moments later my future gf knocked on my door, no doubt happy i was home finaly, i explained to her thru the door i wasnt feeling well and would see her in a few days. Her disapiontment broke my heart, i could her it in her voice, she mentioned something about her dad coming by and wished i could have met him......
She is a sweety!!!!!
I Found it Lil!!!!