Happy Friday

Happy Friday Brother [M]'s, I know a few of you have had health issues The [M]isfit infirmary is all ways under staffed So I took the liberty to hire a new medic please make an orderly queue

[M]Pagan wrote: Ok ,so some of my American friends don't understand cricket , well let me give the simple explanation of the game.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
Unless it rains then Mr Duckworth and Mr Lewis decides who is the winner...simple innit.

Bro thats the most simple explanation of cricket I have ever seen, that clears things up. Nobody should be confused now

Good early morning game.

A Happy Friday you crazy bunch! Had lots of laughs in the Acehole before, but not as many as last night! Seen a couple other Comets running around last night, not sure what that's about...lol You know when someone goes 10-0 on a bombing run it's definitely not me...

I totally forgot that I'm on call last night until my phone rang... Some old lady's water heater was out and she thought she could smell gas... Off I go and do the call. Home in less than an hour...easy money.

Here's the part where I think I might be spending too much time playing this game:

I called my dispatcher when I got home to tell her I was home safe and sound...it sounded something like this...

"Dispatch"

"Hi there, it's Comet, I'm home now."

"Who?"

"Oh shit. Sorry, it's Steve I mean. I'm home now."

"What is Comet? You have a new nickname or something?"

Idiot...

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote:

Good early morning game.

Good Game Cannon after I lost con and got back in I ended up with 22 - 9 lol and what's with [M]s fleeing? Do you all bully each other too much? If so bully each other more

[*M]Comet wrote: A Happy Friday you crazy bunch! Had lots of laughs in the Acehole before, but not as many as last night! Seen a couple other Comets running around last night, not sure what that's about...lol You know when someone goes 10-0 on a bombing run it's definitely not me...

I totally forgot that I'm on call last night until my phone rang... Some old lady's water heater was out and she thought she could smell gas... Off I go and do the call. Home in less than an hour...easy money.

Here's the part where I think I might be spending too much time playing this game:

I called my dispatcher when I got home to tell her I was home safe and sound...it sounded something like this...

"Dispatch"

"Hi there, it's Comet, I'm home now."

"Who?"

"Oh shit. Sorry, it's Steve I mean. I'm home now."

"What is Comet? You have a new nickname or something?"

Idiot...

Comet the same happened to me lol done a job get home after doing a 20 hour shift

Called my area manager in my employed job

"Hi Trevor its Deli here"

"Deli? New nickname or something"

" Oh shit. Sorry ment Michael"

" Venue all Locked up Home Now just so the guy who is there tomorrow knows the key is in the box"

Must be some kind of over playing then lol fun thing begin employed and self employed at the same time lol

[M]Pagan wrote: Ok ,so some of my American friends don't understand cricket , well let me give the simple explanation of the game.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
Unless it rains then Mr Duckworth and Mr Lewis decides who is the winner...simple innit.

Oh my head hurts!

Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

[M]Pagan wrote: Ok ,so some of my American friends don't understand cricket , well let me give the simple explanation of the game.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
Unless it rains then Mr Duckworth and Mr Lewis decides who is the winner...simple innit.

Couldn't have explained it myself!!!!!!!

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

bet ya it was from mean,I told him 3 times it was me ,but,he must be to scared to pm me !!


I let him have it for being a smartass,and,how pathetic it was he needs other people to play his account ,so he could rank up,HE DIDN"T LIKE THAT MUCH !!!!!



^{TRUTH HURTS !!!!!!!!!!!}

Punk[M]Chef wrote:

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

bet ya it was from mean,I told him 3 times it was me ,but,he must be to scared to pm me !!


I let him have it for being a smartass,and,how pathetic it was he needs other people to play his account ,so he could rank up,HE DIDN"T LIKE THAT MUCH !!!!!





I forgot my smiley face !!!!!!







^{TRUTH HURTS !!!!!!!!!!!}

For one thing im not mad and if you wanna keep playing go ahead you dont bother me what so ever..have a good day and i did let dcon use my account so what he used it for a week..big deal i told everybody that he was going to use my account.. thx MEAN FOKKER P.s..and dont need to pm u punk chef theres no reason to ..and if misfits encourage you to do what u do then so be it

Punk[M]Chef wrote:

Punk[M]Chef wrote:

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

bet ya it was from mean,I told him 3 times it was me ,but,he must be to scared to pm me !!


I let him have it for being a smartass,and,how pathetic it was he needs other people to play his account ,so he could rank up,HE DIDN"T LIKE THAT MUCH !!!!!





I forgot my smiley face !!!!!!







^{TRUTH HURTS !!!!!!!!!!!}

And disreguard my pm sense you think its funny comet..not a problem have a great day

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

[M]Pagan wrote: Ok ,so some of my American friends don't understand cricket , well let me give the simple explanation of the game.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
Unless it rains then Mr Duckworth and Mr Lewis decides who is the winner...simple innit.

Well Bro...... you made me think "cricket was more simple when it was just an insect"....

MEAN FOKKER wrote: And disreguard my pm sense you think its funny comet..not a problem have a great day

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

Opinions are like kittens. You give them away for free!

MEAN FOKKER wrote: For one thing im not mad and if you wanna keep playing go ahead you dont bother me what so ever..have a good day and i did let dcon use my account so what he used it for a week..big deal i told everybody that he was going to use my account.. thx MEAN FOKKER P.s..and dont need to pm u punk chef theres no reason to ..and if misfits encourage you to do what u do then so be it

Punk[M]Chef wrote:

Punk[M]Chef wrote:

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

bet ya it was from mean,I told him 3 times it was me ,but,he must be to scared to pm me !!


I let him have it for being a smartass,and,how pathetic it was he needs other people to play his account ,so he could rank up,HE DIDN"T LIKE THAT MUCH !!!!!





I forgot my smiley face !!!!!!







^{TRUTH HURTS !!!!!!!!!!!}

^{ADD double smiley face(I THINKS I HIT A NERVE<LOL)}

And no it takes more than that to hit a nerve. And only seen once where u said who u was punkchef.and sorry if i disrespected anyone in the misfits squadron i wont use this thread anymore for punkchefs problem he has with me...Ty MEAN FOKKER

Punk[M]Chef wrote:

MEAN FOKKER wrote: For one thing im not mad and if you wanna keep playing go ahead you dont bother me what so ever..have a good day and i did let dcon use my account so what he used it for a week..big deal i told everybody that he was going to use my account.. thx MEAN FOKKER P.s..and dont need to pm u punk chef theres no reason to ..and if misfits encourage you to do what u do then so be it

Punk[M]Chef wrote:

Punk[M]Chef wrote:

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

bet ya it was from mean,I told him 3 times it was me ,but,he must be to scared to pm me !!


I let him have it for being a smartass,and,how pathetic it was he needs other people to play his account ,so he could rank up,HE DIDN"T LIKE THAT MUCH !!!!!





I forgot my smiley face !!!!!!







^{TRUTH HURTS !!!!!!!!!!!}

^{ADD double smiley face(I THINKS I HIT A NERVE<LOL)}

MEAN FOKKER wrote: And disreguard my pm sense you think its funny comet..not a problem have a great day

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

Sorry you don't see the humour in it Mean. Hope you weren't expecting one of us to scold the other...

Can't please everybody.

IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS, THEN HOW COME MORE PEOPLE ARNT HAPPY

Nope wasn't expecting that at all comet

[*M]Comet wrote:

MEAN FOKKER wrote: And disreguard my pm sense you think its funny comet..not a problem have a great day

[*M]Comet wrote: Just got a pm about how mean and disrespectful I am... Or rather Mutha Comet...

Oh my God, this is funny...

This could turn out beautifully...

Sorry you don't see the humour in it Mean. Hope you weren't expecting one of us to scold the other...

Can't please everybody.

As life gets longer, awful feels softer, so it feels pretty soft to me!

And if it takes Sh** to make bliss, well I feel pretty blissfully!

ÐélíWølf{WP*} wrote:

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote:

Good early morning game.

Good Game Cannon after I lost con and got back in I ended up with 22 - 9 lol and what's with [M]s fleeing? Do you all bully each other too much? If so bully each other more

Getting a great kdr is less likely when a misfit flies red

Tough game me and a couple of noobs who did their best but as you can see by their scores they weren't a great help ,then some coward who's name begins with T decided he couldn't fight his way past me some he sneaked. Don't normally mind a sneak in an even game but this was far from even !!!

[M]Pagan wrote: Ok ,so some of my American friends don't understand cricket , well let me give the simple explanation of the game.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
Unless it rains then Mr Duckworth and Mr Lewis decides who is the winner...simple innit.

Pagan not many posts have me in stitches while tryin to read them but this one did my friend
Read it out to my wife and even she laughed and that takes some doin !!! Infact she got a good one on facebook ill share in a bit !

Hello my MISFITS

As you can I have a zit. I can't find no one to help me pop it.

Who will help me.

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hello my MISFITS

As you can I have a zit. I can't find no one to help me pop it.

Who will help me.

Looks like you have a boob growing out of you neck!!!

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hello my MISFITS

As you can I have a zit. I can't find no one to help me pop it.

Who will help me.

Looks like you have a boob growing out of you neck!!!

Yeah but not one id like to milk !!

[M] Johnny Kent wrote:

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hello my MISFITS

As you can I have a zit. I can't find no one to help me pop it.

Who will help me.

Looks like you have a boob growing out of you neck!!!

Yeah but not one id like to milk !!

Maybe for a boob growing out of your neck that is normal, I'm not sure I haven't had the opportunity to see one in person