LOL!!!!!!!!! Luke Skystalker, Head of the Skystalkers, EXTERMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAAHAHAHAHA

Hello friends and fellow combatants of the virtual sky, I am Brad, known in the skies of Dogfight as Mastersword1987. I started this game roughly a week ago and have learned a good deal of how to be competitive against the toughest opponents, and have, as of this post, attained the rank of Wing Commander I, while still flying the weakest base level aircraft of the game. A recent game with the illustrious RAPTOR ended with an invite to look into the Misfits and an invitation to join what research has proven to be the the best squad in the Dogfight-iverse. I'm deadly on the ground, and annoyingly lucky in the air. I look forward to fighting alongside you gents, happy hunting!

Ha! Why can't I seem to find any of these guys? It's disappointing.
As Wraiths, we stand beside the Misfits on such matters but no matter how hard I look they keep eluding me. I'll try this:

Attention all Skystalkers who are allied with TheGodOfGods: I fart in your general direction. Please come get me at your earliest convenience. My in-game name is Reck!ess.
Thank you.

Maybe that will help?

Well I just got horrible news my dog was hit by a car it broke a lot of her bones doctornsaid she might not make it I hope she will be alright ive had that dog since I was 6

Buckwild121 wrote: Well I just got horrible news my dog was hit by a car it broke a lot of her bones doctornsaid she might not make it I hope she will be alright ive had that dog since I was 6

OMG I'm so sorry to hear that Buckwild. I'll say a prayer for her tonight, and hope for her recovery.
I hope she'll be okay my friend.

Buckwild121 wrote: Well I just got horrible news my dog was hit by a car it broke a lot of her bones doctornsaid she might not make it I hope she will be alright ive had that dog since I was 6

I hope all goes well.

Lots of [M]'s full team of Misfits. Doesn't happen often, but when it does, look out.

And your mothers smell of Elderberries!

that was meant to follow Pork's post...

Mastersword1987 wrote: And your mothers smell of Elderberries!

Excuse me? My mother smells like old people not elderberries!

Mastersword1987 wrote: that was meant to follow Pork's post...

Lmao ok.

Mastersword1987 wrote: that was meant to follow Pork's post...

testing...

Mastersword1987 wrote:

Mastersword1987 wrote: that was meant to follow Pork's post...

testing...

ok. got it. back to normal business...

Mastersword1987 wrote:

Mastersword1987 wrote:

Mastersword1987 wrote: that was meant to follow Pork's post...

testing...

ok. got it. back to normal business...

Nice to see you on here instead of fb! Boooorah

Mastersword1987 wrote: Hello friends and fellow combatants of the virtual sky, I am Brad, known in the skies of Dogfight as Mastersword1987. I started this game roughly a week ago and have learned a good deal of how to be competitive against the toughest opponents, and have, as of this post, attained the rank of Wing Commander I, while still flying the weakest base level aircraft of the game. A recent game with the illustrious RAPTOR ended with an invite to look into the Misfits and an invitation to join what research has proven to be the the best squad in the Dogfight-iverse. I'm deadly on the ground, and annoyingly lucky in the air. I look forward to fighting alongside you gents, happy hunting!

Apparently between this post and a match I lvld. up. I'm now at lvl. 10. Movin on up!

Buckwild121 wrote: Well I just got horrible news my dog was hit by a car it broke a lot of her bones doctornsaid she might not make it I hope she will be alright ive had that dog since I was 6

Wow...sorry to hear that....hope she pulls through.

My mom just called.my dog just died she had a rib punched her heart and the doctorsncouldnt help it so instead of living she was put to sleep where she wont suffer

Mastersword1987 wrote: Hello friends and fellow combatants of the virtual sky, I am Brad, known in the skies of Dogfight as Mastersword1987. I started this game roughly a week ago and have learned a good deal of how to be competitive against the toughest opponents, and have, as of this post, attained the rank of Wing Commander I, while still flying the weakest base level aircraft of the game. A recent game with the illustrious RAPTOR ended with an invite to look into the Misfits and an invitation to join what research has proven to be the the best squad in the Dogfight-iverse. I'm deadly on the ground, and annoyingly lucky in the air. I look forward to fighting alongside you gents, happy hunting!

hey dude, o believe we have met. im testing..... aka kes lol. my full code name is tkestrel. i was testing out windows 8 on my computer lol. Nice to meet u. not sure if we actually have space right now though....

Raptor, we tore em up good (was 2 v 5 for a time). Most left, then I got some help after you left. I ended it with some tank shots...that's worthy to note because I suck bad in a tank further out than point blank.

Buck, sorry about your dog. Dogs are people too.

Mastersword1987 wrote: And your mothers smell of Elderberries!

You know mom?

Buckwild121 wrote: My mom just called.my dog just died she had a rib punched her heart and the doctorsncouldnt help it so instead of living she was put to sleep where she wont suffer

So sorry to hear that Buck, and sorry for your loss.
Our "pets" are more than just pets aren't they? They are family members we love.

Again, I'm so sorry for your loss.

Buckwild121 wrote: My mom just called.my dog just died she had a rib punched her heart and the doctorsncouldnt help it so instead of living she was put to sleep where she wont suffer

dang bud... my sincere condolences! im soooooo sry buddy. I know thats a tough loss. Im praying for u buddy. If u need to talk im right here for u man. I will even pray with u. Im only a pm away

Yea she was 8 years oldive had her since she was a puppy
never forget her funny smile but she had to go eventually nobody lives forever
But yea my parents are really broken up about it

Any 1 want to play on messines then come meet me there

Porkfinger wrote:

Mastersword1987 wrote: And your mothers smell of Elderberries!

You know mom?

I just watched The Holy Grail a week ago. I had to throw that in for good measure. Well, try to anyway.

[M]bzerkbzerk wrote: A quick announcement, the following have been released from the squad and are no longer members due to non participation. Several attempts have been made to contact and no response received. If in the future they wish to rejoin they need to re apply.

!. Alexninja
2. Randyah96
3. Yorkie
4. Greywolf
5. guylikepie

The following members have been moved into the following positions.

1. Communications Officer
Raptor

2. Chaplain
Kestrel

WOOOOHH!!!!! ARE U KIDDING ME!!!!!!

Please tell me this isnt a cruel joke. Im about to start dancing like a total baffon!!!! Please can someone confirm this for me so i can start dancing.

Buckwild121 wrote: My mom just called.my dog just died she had a rib punched her heart and the doctorsncouldnt help it so instead of living she was put to sleep where she wont suffer

That really bits, man. it'll get better. Poor girl. Prayers your way for healing.

Mastersword1987 wrote: And your mothers smell of Elderberries!

Um.....I don't get it hoss. You were invited to check out the Misfits and you come to tell them their mothers smell of elderberries? I'm not a Misfit but that seems.....weird.
This place gets more and more bizarre every da.....hour.

And why are you smelling my mom?

EDIT: LOL! Sorry Mastersword I got it after I clicked SUBMIT

Buckwild121 wrote: Yea she was 8 years oldive had her since she was a puppy
never forget her funny smile but she had to go eventually nobody lives forever
But yea my parents are really broken up about it

So sorry to hear about your dog, you havpemy deepest sympathy. Our animals become parts of our lives that we care about very much.I have lost many over the years, dogs, cats, horses, colts, cows and calves. It never gets easier. I do know how you feel.

tKestrel wrote:

Mastersword1987 wrote: Hello friends and fellow combatants of the virtual sky, I am Brad, known in the skies of Dogfight as Mastersword1987. I started this game roughly a week ago and have learned a good deal of how to be competitive against the toughest opponents, and have, as of this post, attained the rank of Wing Commander I, while still flying the weakest base level aircraft of the game. A recent game with the illustrious RAPTOR ended with an invite to look into the Misfits and an invitation to join what research has proven to be the the best squad in the Dogfight-iverse. I'm deadly on the ground, and annoyingly lucky in the air. I look forward to fighting alongside you gents, happy hunting!

hey dude, o believe we have met. im testing..... aka kes lol. my full code name is tkestrel. i was testing out windows 8 on my computer lol. Nice to meet u. not sure if we actually have space right now though....

How is your Win8 bata testing going?