Where's mine, should be a little bit smaller i think, you know, old age and the cold weather here. Must be lined by depends, front and back. No need to bother with the hole in front.
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Monkeybones wrote: Good evening Misfits, sorry to intrude on your thread but UPS seems to have made a mistake and delivered a large package to my hangar that was supposed to go to you guys. I opened it before I realized it had been delivered to the wrong place, sorry.
It looks like your new uniforms have arrived, and there are 4 different choices. No need to fight over them, there are a bunch of each so there's lots to go around:
I'll just leave the package outside the door so you don't have to come in to get it...
You got one thing right, we do have big packages.
which door he leaving them at? I'm just asking.....
I think I am too!! he got me 1 or 2 times out of? Crap!! I stopped counting some were around 10 ! I pity the fool!!!!!
We just started playing that day, you clearly did not. Our weapon processors were warming up.
And don't think you have skill iPad noob. Tablet is as easy as point and shoot.
After further analysis, those were lucky shots. Our intelligence team has scanned your stats and determined you have a negative K/D. Results show that you were lucky that game, and taking advantage of our warmp-up period.
Test us again, when we are warmed up. Just ask the other Misfits how good we are.
Your end is near!
EXTERMINATE!
By the way, we should try to put spaces in our name. Seems useful.
What's the "we" all about? Don't tell me this numbnut has ...... Followers.
Davy Crockett wrote: Where's mine, should be a little bit smaller i think, you know, old age and the cold weather here. Must be lined by depends, front and back. No need to bother with the hole in front.
Glad to see you made it back home Davy!!!! Was thinking about you Saturday, hell of a time to drive across the country. Anyways Glad your back my friend!
Well I was pretty consistent at hitting the air, ground, tress, and water with both bullets and plane...speaking of planes, I used Kes' tank to tow the rest of that scrap heap back, anybody got a new one? Anyway played with Raptor, Cannon, and York tonight, Raptor did my eval...definitely not there yet and would explain the whole needing a new plane situation...
Ignorance has a way of enlightening us all.
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Davy Crockett wrote: Where's mine, should be a little bit smaller i think, you know, old age and the cold weather here. Must be lined by depends, front and back. No need to bother with the hole in front.
Glad to see you made it back home Davy!!!! Was thinking about you Saturday, hell of a time to drive across the country. Anyways Glad your back my friend!
thanks RAP, it was really hairy, we hit near blizzard conditions and whiteout between armadillo Texas to fort smith Arkansas, snow was blowing sideways the entire time, we traveled all night in those conditions. We saw many accidents, mostly trucks. 2 really bad accidents that we reported to 911.
However my guardian angel kept us safe and sound. IT WAS HAIRY.
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No one showed up, I think maybe somebody canceled it. I was the only one there. So WE voted, I am now President, Vice President, and Tressurer. I need the keys to the AceHole. I also need the keys to Foust's tank, all blingged out, all leather interior. Sweet.
ALL IN 100%
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[M]VonKopp wrote: No one showed up, I think maybe somebody canceled it. I was the only one there. So WE voted, I am now President, Vice President, and Tressurer. I need the keys to the AceHole. I also need the keys to Foust's tank, all blingged out, all leather interior. Sweet.
well ya see what happened was......ummmm......errrr.......ummmm....hold on a minute, I have an excuse around here somewhere. my watch broke, von told me a different time, my jeep had a flat tire.....I can tell you one thing for sure.....I didn't fall asleep
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Monkeybones wrote: Good evening Misfits, sorry to intrude on your thread but UPS seems to have made a mistake and delivered a large package to my hangar that was supposed to go to you guys. I opened it before I realized it had been delivered to the wrong place, sorry.
It looks like your new uniforms have arrived, and there are 4 different choices. No need to fight over them, there are a bunch of each so there's lots to go around:
I'll just leave the package outside the door so you don't have to come in to get it...
No doubt a momento gift from the bombshell babes commemorating that special evening at the Acehole!
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Finally had a really good game. It wasn't always so lopsided, but it was for most of it & I never even made it halfway to their base. Took a loss, but was pretty successful...with no changes on my end with game or how I fly. I did have to spray a lot to find enemy planes though. It got laggy at the end, but it was fun.
When do you get used to the wedgie feeling from the thong???
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Guys, I know that thegodofgays is insulate ng us and wanting us exterminated, but I want to say something. I WILL HELP YOU FIGHT EVEN IF I HAVEN'T HAD MY EVALUATION. I WILL HELP YOU FIGHT EVEN THOUGH IM A WING COMMANDER. WE WILL SURVIVE!
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[m]Traluxvel wrote: Guys, I know that thegodofgays is insulate ng us and wanting us exterminated, but I want to say something. I WILL HELP YOU FIGHT EVEN IF I HAVEN'T HAD MY EVALUATION. I WILL HELP YOU FIGHT EVEN THOUGH IM A WING COMMANDER. WE WILL SURVIVE!
Now thats the Heart of a true MISFIT. I dont matter what rank you are, or if your a full member or recruit. A Misfit is always ready to battle! Tral, you will learn very soon how we take care if this creeps like GoG. Glad your aboard. Umm what size stretchy pants do you wear? And umm whats you favorite pie and cookie?
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[m]Traluxvel wrote: Guys, I know that thegodofgays is insulate ng us and wanting us exterminated, but I want to say something. I WILL HELP YOU FIGHT EVEN IF I HAVEN'T HAD MY EVALUATION. I WILL HELP YOU FIGHT EVEN THOUGH IM A WING COMMANDER. WE WILL SURVIVE!
Now thats the Heart of a true MISFIT. I dont matter what rank you are, or if your a full member or recruit. A Misfit is always ready to battle! Tral, you will learn very soon how we take care if this creeps like GoG. Glad your aboard. Umm what size stretchy pants do you wear? And umm whats you favorite pie and cookie?
Lol. Size XXL. I love oatmeal raisin cookies, and love peach pie. Mmmmmml pie
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Morning fellas. Just realized I had a brand new plane in my hanger. Whoever was so kind to donated me a Red Brick deserves at least one six pack. So whoever mystery plane deliverer is, there's a six pack of your choice on its way. If you do not prefer beer, please specify your particular tastes.
Ignorance has a way of enlightening us all.
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good morning Misfits...spending time with my bro in law before he leaves for deployment today. I'll be on and off today..had a couple good games this morning...one I tanked another plane!
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[M] Mike cann wrote: good morning Misfits...spending time with my bro in law before he leaves for deployment today. I'll be on and off today..had a couple good games this morning...one I tanked another plane!
Hoping he stays safe if he's going to one of Uncle Sam's great vacation spots.
Had another outnumbered game. Numbers swung our way in the last couple of minutes, but it was me & reaper vs 6 for a time.
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Tuck wrote:
[M] Mike cann wrote: good morning Misfits...spending time with my bro in law before he leaves for deployment today. I'll be on and off today..had a couple good games this morning...one I tanked another plane!
Hoping he stays safe if he's going to one of Uncle Sam's great vacation spots.
Had another outnumbered game. Numbers swung our way in the last couple of minutes, but it was me & reaper vs 6 for a time.
Reaper is a good one to have on your side. He switched to help me when I was outnumbered earlier today. We went on to win the game. I owe him one for that!
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction
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