Porkfinger wrote: Ambassador Porkins here, I survived retail hell with only minor cuts and bruises, plus one sub dermal hematoma, but for the most part unscathed. It was during the fight for my life through the mean streets of WalMart that I missed you all the most. It occurred to me that I have more friends in the 121st than in any other squadron, and I promised myself that if I survived the day I would be the very best ambassador I could be. And I did, so now I guess I have to.
Thank you all for your friendship, guidance, and kindness. [M]erry Christmas to you all!
Sir PorkSkins, it's alway great to hear from you. I'm glad you made it, I'm sure in the next few days you will read about some poor soul, who was hit with a taser, trampled, or shot trying to buy some last minute gift, for someone who doesn't deserve the box it came in. Good to know your safe. For now!