Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Luna.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire by Ms. Hell, gone fast with a girl named 420.
But somehow they just don't end up in my sights...
It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances.
I've died for a living in the Dogfight game..
But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies, Shoot some other guy while I'm bandaging my plane.
I might fall from high in a chute, I might roll a brand-new Zebra plane,
'Cause I'm the unknown Target that made Blue Max such a star.
I've never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for target practice hey hey!
I've gotten burned over UnlandBird, blown up because of Mrs. Ghost,
But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey!
I might fall in in a hole across the bridge in my tank, or Tarzan from a chute,
'Cause I'm the unknown target, that makes Crockett look so fine.
They'll never make me president, but I got the best first ladies
Someday's I got'em as far as the eye can see - ouee
A morning dove with Red Barroness, a crash in the night with Sam22
But in the end they never stay with me
On my fall from a burning plane, so BhFoust don't get hurt
I might leap the mighty Canyon, so he can shoot and flirt
Well, that smooth talker's shooting my targets- I'm just eating dirt
Yes, I'm the lonely target, that made a tanker out of Foust.