I broke my rifel over Hulk's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid snake under Foust's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Bzerk's plane;
I made Kestral eat a bug;
Bought Tbuilts ammo with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All of the Misfits are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on Jack Burtons chair
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Birdy's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mad Rabbits plants
Climbed a tree and tore Black Aces new stretchy pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All the Misfits are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Marry CHRISTMAS MISFITS!