darraxx wrote: You ever walk into work and the maintenance Guy asks hey do you know how to fix this

I gotta tell you guys a story kinda the same thing that happened to me at work this last spring. I work in the veterinary world that I think a lot of you know. Very unexpected things can happen when working with animals. This was a painful yet funny thing that happened.
So a dog I was trying to get an IV Catheter in to sedate for a procedure we needed to do went ape ballistic when I stuck him with the catheter. My coworker (god bless her) who was holding the dog let him shred my right hand in 3 different places.
I got flaps of my hand skin hanging and bleeding and my boss and the Veterinarian runs over and say ewwww, that's bad you better go to urgent care to get sutured up, but clean it first. So, he dumps some lidocaine on it and says you clean it. So, I did. In the mean time they are trying to get catheter in the dog. I'm leaving to go to urgent care and he see me leaving and says, IF I Bandage your hand so it stops bleeding, can you get this catheter in before you leave?
(You can't make this stuff up,)
I said if you get a competent person who can restrain that dog I will. He held the dog I got the catheter in and left. .my coworker, well she just laughed and so did I.

Finally got to play more than afew minutes tonight. Had a good game with WUDogfight, he ended up over 100+, pete was there with us for a bit then had to go. It was me and WU against 6 pretty good ones for a while. Finally got the win.

Uplandbird wrote:

darraxx wrote: You ever walk into work and the maintenance Guy asks hey do you know how to fix this

I gotta tell you guys a story kinda the same thing that happened to me at work this last spring. I work in the veterinary world that I think a lot of you know. Very unexpected things can happen when working with animals. This was a painful yet funny thing that happened.
So a dog I was trying to get an IV Catheter in to sedate for a procedure we needed to do went ape ballistic when I stuck him with the catheter. My coworker (god bless her) who was holding the dog let him shred my right hand in 3 different places.
I got flaps of my hand skin hanging and bleeding and my boss and the Veterinarian runs over and say ewwww, that's bad you better go to urgent care to get sutured up, but clean it first. So, he dumps some lidocaine on it and says you clean it. So, I did. In the mean time they are trying to get catheter in the dog. I'm leaving to go to urgent care and he see me leaving and says, IF I Bandage your hand so it stops bleeding, can you get this catheter in before you leave?
(You can't make this stuff up,)
I said if you get a competent person who can restrain that dog I will. He held the dog I got the catheter in and left. .my coworker, well she just laughed and so did I.

Great story Birdie. I can't handle the sight of even blood. One time I fainted after I drove past a motorcycle accident (lucky I got it pulled over in time). You should be the Misfits Medic+.

bware wrote:

Uplandbird wrote:

darraxx wrote: You ever walk into work and the maintenance Guy asks hey do you know how to fix this

I gotta tell you guys a story kinda the same thing that happened to me at work this last spring. I work in the veterinary world that I think a lot of you know. Very unexpected things can happen when working with animals. This was a painful yet funny thing that happened.
So a dog I was trying to get an IV Catheter in to sedate for a procedure we needed to do went ape ballistic when I stuck him with the catheter. My coworker (god bless her) who was holding the dog let him shred my right hand in 3 different places.
I got flaps of my hand skin hanging and bleeding and my boss and the Veterinarian runs over and say ewwww, that's bad you better go to urgent care to get sutured up, but clean it first. So, he dumps some lidocaine on it and says you clean it. So, I did. In the mean time they are trying to get catheter in the dog. I'm leaving to go to urgent care and he see me leaving and says, IF I Bandage your hand so it stops bleeding, can you get this catheter in before you leave?
(You can't make this stuff up,)
I said if you get a competent person who can restrain that dog I will. He held the dog I got the catheter in and left. .my coworker, well she just laughed and so did I.

Great story Birdie. I can't handle the sight of even blood. One time I fainted after I drove past a motorcycle accident (lucky I got it pulled over in time). You should be the Misfits Medic+.

Now that is a funny story bware, ! I've had to help more guys to the ground when after they see something like that on their pet, then I care to mention...

Lol good story birdie

Hey guys, booooo i say! Now really its ouchy ouchy OOOOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHY! Went to the dentsit yesterday, im really not liking cast iron frying pans or my wife for that matter! Anyways. The ended up dislocating my jaw taking out my back teeth! I bet i have cryied more the Davy in the last 16 hours. Dont help matter that Mrs. Ghost headbutted me in our sleep. Boy was my face red when i woke up this morning! from now on im sleeping on the couch till i heal!

Have fun out there guys and gal! Ill be grounded for another day or so! God Speed and shoot reds for me guys!

GreyGhost wrote: Hey guys, booooo i say! Now really its ouchy ouchy OOOOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHY! Went to the dentsit yesterday, im really not liking cast iron frying pans or my wife for that matter! Anyways. The ended up dislocating my jaw taking out my back teeth! I bet i have cryied more the Davy in the last 16 hours. Dont help matter that Mrs. Ghost headbutted me in our sleep. Boy was my face red when i woke up this morning! from now on im sleeping on the couch till i heal!

Have fun out there guys and gal! Ill be grounded for another day or so! God Speed and shoot reds for me guys!

That sounds like it hurts bro. Take care of yourself Ghost hope you feel better soon.

GreyGhost wrote: Hey guys, booooo i say! Now really its ouchy ouchy OOOOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHY! Went to the dentsit yesterday, im really not liking cast iron frying pans or my wife for that matter! Anyways. The ended up dislocating my jaw taking out my back teeth! I bet i have cryied more the Davy in the last 16 hours. Dont help matter that Mrs. Ghost headbutted me in our sleep. Boy was my face red when i woke up this morning! from now on im sleeping on the couch till i heal!

Have fun out there guys and gal! Ill be grounded for another day or so! God Speed and shoot reds for me guys!

Oh man, I'll send you some Kleenex for those tears... Be better soon
omg, dislocated jaw? Youchy back teeth, holy smokes. Ooooouuuuccchh, head butt, classic... Sorry dude!

GreyGhost wrote: Hey guys, booooo i say! Now really its ouchy ouchy OOOOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHY! Went to the dentsit yesterday, im really not liking cast iron frying pans or my wife for that matter! Anyways. The ended up dislocating my jaw taking out my back teeth! I bet i have cryied more the Davy in the last 16 hours. Dont help matter that Mrs. Ghost headbutted me in our sleep. Boy was my face red when i woke up this morning! from now on im sleeping on the couch till i heal!

Have fun out there guys and gal! Ill be grounded for another day or so! God Speed and shoot reds for me guys!

Hope ya get feeling better bro!!

Wee woo wee woo wee woo...(screech)....did someone call the waaaambulance jk bro get better soon ghost. Btw guys I just got my replacement phone!!!

is your squadron still open for recruits? My ranking so far is air commodore 3 (13) and im looking for a squadron may i join 121st misfits?

Get Well Soon Ghost!

Hey guys thank you for the get well wishes! Setting here at work in some serious pain. Havent eaten in 2 days and im starving! Going straight to bed as soon as i get home! Ohhh momma does this crap hurt!

Cod.Dan wrote: is your squadron still open for recruits? My ranking so far is air commodore 3 (13) and im looking for a squadron may i join 121st misfits?

COD Dan, I have flown with and against you a bit. One of our recruitment officers will be in touch by PM. When they get done work, I expect. I'm not in charge of anything, but I will mention you to the ones who are. Thanks for posting here. I know of no poor behavior on your part so keep flying doing what you are doing, and if you see one of us in a game say "hi".

Ok Dan, I've sent you a PM. I will need a few things from you, SS#, drivers license#, 2 major credit card #'s, your first born, one of your fingers ( your choice ), and a copy of any arrest reports, or parole papers.

Cat of McDoom, please do a background search for me, I've already sent Mr. COD dan a PM.

Please be sure that credit card has enough credit for a shopping spree. Js

Vonkopp wrote: Ok Dan, I've sent you a PM. I will need a few things from you, SS#, drivers license#, 2 major credit card #'s, your first born, one of your fingers ( your choice ), and a copy of any arrest reports, or parole papers.

Hey Cat! also find out if he's right handed or lefthanded, what position does he play for the Misfit softball team, can he pitch? What is his batting average and how many pets does he have? does he prefer cats or dogs and is he allergic to anything?

GreyGhost wrote: Hey guys, booooo i say! Now really its ouchy ouchy OOOOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHY! Went to the dentsit yesterday, im really not liking cast iron frying pans or my wife for that matter! Anyways. The ended up dislocating my jaw taking out my back teeth! I bet i have cryied more the Davy in the last 16 hours. Dont help matter that Mrs. Ghost headbutted me in our sleep. Boy was my face red when i woke up this morning! from now on im sleeping on the couch till i heal!

Have fun out there guys and gal! Ill be grounded for another day or so! God Speed and shoot reds for me guys!

great gobs of grey ghost goo, something tells me you might haft to invest in a juicer. I dont think you will be eating soilds for a while.i invested 20 grand in veneers, best 20 grand i ever spent.try not to drink from a straw those blood clots burst you will know the meaning of real pain.

Hey ghost...hope you're feeling better soon!

Hey, fellas. I'm actually going to try & fly a little. I started to last night, but put the ipad right back down. It's been a rough week on the ramp & I've been dead tired & frozen. Weather has been crazy. Here is a pic looking into my office window from the other day. It got cold since then!

Such pain here...a few years ago, one of my guys was disconnecting a spring loaded tow bar & failed to properly restrain it. The bar hit him square in the mouth. Oh well, that's what he gets for sucking up to the female AGE driver...

Sitting in the drive thru at pizza hut jamming to sister Christian..my night to cook.

[M] Mike cann wrote: Sitting in the drive thru at pizza hut jamming to sister Christian..my night to cook.

Meat lovers pan dish and Night Ranger. Awesome combo! Lol

[M] Mike cann wrote: Sitting in the drive thru at pizza hut jamming to sister Christian..my night to cook.

Man, you know how to cook....can you jam to music in a minivan? Cuz that's what I picture you driving Mike, lol

Ghost hope u feel better. Grats ace on M


Warning rum cokes for breakfast may impair you ability to fly a plane drive tanks or just plain walk

Just got my first officer down out of the three! I'm ready for more. Hulk was a great opponent and I'm happy that he was able to evaluate me. Almost there!

Vonkopp wrote: Cat of McDoom, please do a background search for me, I've already sent Mr. COD dan a PM.

hey von sry I'm just checking into the forum for the first time for today so I wasn't able to c for a bit bout cod Dan and what's this with the C.O.D. LoL I thought that was my name

Thank you RAPTER. YOU GAVE THAT GUY A GOOD TASKING.

I was teamkilled by WVG. I took 5 minute ban after RAP had a good time with him.

Ace1062, has handed me my butt, 3 times. Great flying with you, I hope next time you are blue.lol

haha. Wow..a minivan? Nah, I'll stick with my jeep. Lol