Hi guys I'm starting a new company called "Cats duct tape & plane insurance co."LOL LoL u c ghost has started charging me too much money for my milk and cat nip

he says I have "too big an addiction to it"

no I don't I only consume $100,000 a week

so I started this "company"LoL

For just $13,000 a month (in cat years) you can get duct tape insurance and for just $15,000 a month I'll have our experts duct tape it plane for you o ya that reminds me is there a duct tape expert that I can hire out there

And if you pay only an extra $500 I'll ad in 5 tin foil hats a month so order now you can finds me at the cat bed in the corner
So do you want to make the deal or what just put your name in please take it I'm on a milk high and cat nip I don't care what they say I don't have a problem I'll just sell you my soul to get some
DO NOT read the fine print
I am not responsible for planes falling a part or it plane bursting into flames if your a red
So if you agree just sign your name on LoL LoL LoL LoL
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