Cobra92 wrote: Hi guys, I just wanted to stop by and say a couple words. First off let me say this, good to all the misfits out there kickin but. I've fought with a lot on booth sides and yall r really putting it out there:) now most of yall might hhave heard I've declared war on the misfits because of an inncodent that happened between me and bzerk. It's true and I'm going to keep my word. I've done some thinking and with this being a war game I figured let there be war causez some drama and make it really interesting like a real war:) I've decided withthere maybe being a squad war next year that I shall be halls first rival. I'm going to creat a squad and there will be a war. Is like to just have fun with it though and keep it clean. With that said bzerk, ur still a bjerk lol:P that is all thank u have a nice day

"War! Hmm good God ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again!"
Aw nevermind. This time war is an exception and probably will help in my K/D ratio
Good luck Cobra Commander

I was in a restaurant last night when a women started gagging

I asked her if she was choking and she said YES

I asked her if she could breath and she said no

I then went over, grabbed her, turned her around, lifted her dress, pulled her panties down, stuck out my tongue and give her butt cheek a big LICK

She was so shocked she spit out her stuck food thereby saving her life.

It was the first time i ever did the HIND-LICK maneuver, I am so proud

foust. ur needed at the ace hole for a minute. Bring ur laptop. And make sure u have free time

Okay Misfits just got home from work. I Got into one of my best battle uniforms. I'm Ready for battle where is the war at. Point me in cobra92 direction I'll take care of it.

I[M]SNAKE EYES

Hey guys. Me and tr had a game a while back. Check the stats here. What a game. I was in it for 2 hours. Tr was in it against unbeatable for 4 hours.

tKestrel wrote: Hey guys. Me and tr had a game a while back. Check the stats here. What a game. I was in it for 2 hours. Tr was in it against unbeatable for 4 hours.

Great game! A lot of good pilots came and went. Unbeatable was actually leading with 112-115 kills I think when he lost connection. Game went back and forth who was winning and at the end each side had one hanger left. I don't know who got Kestrels last hanger to end it.

So I understand. I may not be perfect, I'm only human get over it. We all have our flaws, I wanted a war and yall have exepted so I say good luck to yall. I also warn that you should not underestimate my skill because I have gone toe to toe with many of u misfired and its very rare that yall get past me lol. Also is like to throw out that devils dragons also have q problem with this squad and has invited me to join their squad. So if so many people have a problem with yall then I think its safe to so that your little gang of snobby misfits isn't so perfect either? Seeing how I've been invited to a squad that would also like to tear yall a new one I think I just might accept their offer. I hope yall can pull itself togeather soon because ur gonna need all the help u can get. This war won't be easy and it won't be overanytime soon.
>cobra92

Just played a good game. Lots of good pilots.

Let me see if I have this straight. You got booted from one squad. Wanted to join another that you had made an enemy of the second in command. As soon as that didn't pan out you you trotted over to another squad. Then with much fanfare announced you were forming your own squad and declaring war on Misfits. Meanwhile you had previously declared war on the moms? And forgot to tell the falcons you had a new plan so they find out through the forum. Now you are going to join still another squad, that has to be a record of some sort. Do you ever follow through with any of these grand ideas?

I just have a question for you cobra! Is that pantyhose on your head or a dish rag?

Cobra92 I look forward to hunting you down. You will be the first person I attack (in red of course) and if your friends want to join in ....the more the better. I love target rich environments

Good luck with that, I really don't think you know what you're getting into. You may need a shovel soon seing how the poop is getting rather deep.

Make sure it's ok to speak on behalf of DD, before you stir this pot again.

Will be up tonight, little after 9 eastern, come join us.

T.R. wrote: Let me see if I have this straight. You got booted from one squad. Wanted to join another that you had made an enemy of the second in command. As soon as that didn't pan out you you trotted over to another squad. Then with much fanfare announced you were forming your own squad and declaring war on Misfits. Meanwhile you had previously declared war on the moms? And forgot to tell the falcons you had a new plan so they find out through the forum. Now you are going to join still another squad, that has to be a record of some sort. Do you ever follow through with any of these grand ideas?

Funniest thing is hes loyal and honest! But to who? Not the BB, or the Falcons hell not even his own squad! So if you think that your honest and loyal, please take another look at who you pissed on and pissed off, who you called your friends! Now its funny that the DDs asked you to join them. Lol they aspire to be like us. No wonder your accepting their invite. Lmao hope to see you as red soon.

Hmmmmm

Come on Von! You got move on up! I pushing for all I got.

Cobra92 wrote: So I understand. I may not be perfect, I'm only human get over it. We all have our flaws, I wanted a war and yall have exepted so I say good luck to yall. I also warn that you should not underestimate my skill because I have gone toe to toe with many of u misfired and its very rare that yall get past me lol. Also is like to throw out that devils dragons also have q problem with this squad and has invited me to join their squad. So if so many people have a problem with yall then I think its safe to so that your little gang of snobby misfits isn't so perfect either? Seeing how I've been invited to a squad that would also like to tear yall a new one I think I just might accept their offer. I hope yall can pull itself togeather soon because ur gonna need all the help u can get. This war won't be easy and it won't be overanytime soon.
>cobra92

For a second there I thought I was going to hear an apology. Oh well, I will give you credit for being tenacious though. As far as your skills, getting better but still lots of room for improvement. Yes, we Misfits are not perfect, that's why we are Misfits. And all that stuff about DD, I'm gonna have to go ahead and call BS on that

T.R. here are my points as of now. I'm headed to bed. I expect to be burped to 101, next time I check.

I'll play some tomorrow, and try to catch up. lol

T.R. wrote: Come on Von! You got move on up! I pushing for all I got.

wow TR your like a freight train !!

t.r. here it is straight and simple
1. I never declared war on m.o.m. lol
2. I am loyal thank u very much, its all about finding the right squad to fit into
3. if it don't have misfits involed keep ur nose out of it, ur making urself seem like an ass
4. bb can go suck it idc about them
5. I didn't forget to to tell the falcon, I just didn't get around to it in time before they read the post
6. hater will hate so I understand if ur jealous all the squads want me in, im sorry ur a misfits too lol
7. my new squad 92nd cobras is pretty bitchen, im pretty proud though I might say
8. t.r. I really wish u would just stay out of it cuz trying to explain crap to u is like trying to teach a dog how to juggle and I find it pretty annoying.

Ok cobra you have your war, now go to your thread and wait for people to post about it. Your just taking up page space here, so please stay away. We have more important things than you.

found this guy in game the other day

Well, what is it you are loyal to? Cause I don't see it. And you're on the Misfits thread so I guess I will chip in whenever I want to. You on the other hand are unwelcome noise in our thread. I don't know Baroness that well, possible you could be right, but even a broken watch can be right twice a day. I don't think this is your time though.

Cobra92 wrote: t.r. here it is straight and simple
1. I never declared war on m.o.m. lol
2. I am loyal thank u very much, its all about finding the right squad to fit into
3. if it don't have misfits involed keep ur nose out of it, ur making urself seem like an ass
4. bb can go suck it idc about them
5. I didn't forget to to tell the falcon, I just didn't get around to it in time before they read the post
6. hater will hate so I understand if ur jealous all the squads want me in, im sorry ur a misfits too lol
7. did it ever accrue to anyone red baroness might actually be a bxtch?
8. my new squad 92nd cobras is pretty bitchen, im pretty proud though I might say
7. t.r. I really wish u would just stay out of it cuz trying to explain crap to u is like trying to teach a dog how to juggle and I find it pretty annoying.

Ok here is my 2 cents. At first i thought u where a good guy. Hell i tried to defend u and cover ur ass. Then u stab me in the back by going and doing all this god forsaken crap just cause u think ur invincible. Well news flash bud. Ur not the best, ur far from it, I've fought u, then i fight people like wig and blue max, there's a hell of a difference.
Now u r digging ur own dam grave here. Ur trash talking every one of us here and half never said a word to u. Till u started this bull crap up. Now i felt sorry for u before and was considering staying in the side lines while u did ur little "fun and games " war. Sounds like total BS to me. I c y baroness doesnt want u in her squad. Hell im surprised anyone wants u. Ur a loose cannon with a trashy mouth, no respect or loyalty, U aren't loyal to crap id hate to c ur loyalty with ur girlfriend, that is if a jerk like u has one. Ur not even loyal enough to stay in UR squad for a full day before ditching it., and a problem with authority. That's the only reason u dont like RB. She told u to lay off with the language. And as her her being a female dog, it takes one to know one dipshit. I'm fed up with u picking on my brothers here. If u dont lay off i can assure u wont like the consequences. Now get off this thread. And stay off u pesky low life!!!

bzerkbzerk wrote:

found this guy in game the other day

that's a big sock monkey

Cobras in vimy...fyi

Everyone is like I'm gonna hunt you down, your not loyal.
Intruder says, he was a jerk and she was a female dog.

I'm like can I get three pancakes, some bacon with a side of hash, coffee black and the universe is infinite with a splash of powdered sugar please.

tKestrel wrote:

Cobra92 wrote: t.r. here it is straight and simple
1. I never declared war on m.o.m. lol
2. I am loyal thank u very much, its all about finding the right squad to fit into
3. if it don't have misfits involed keep ur nose out of it, ur making urself seem like an ass
4. bb can go suck it idc about them
5. I didn't forget to to tell the falcon, I just didn't get around to it in time before they read the post
6. hater will hate so I understand if ur jealous all the squads want me in, im sorry ur a misfits too lol
7. did it ever accrue to anyone red baroness might actually be a bxtch?
8. my new squad 92nd cobras is pretty bitchen, im pretty proud though I might say
7. t.r. I really wish u would just stay out of it cuz trying to explain crap to u is like trying to teach a dog how to juggle and I find it pretty annoying.

Ok here is my 2 cents. At first i thought u where a good guy. Hell i tried to defend u and cover ur ass. Then u stab me in the back by going and doing all this god forsaken crap just cause u think ur invincible. Well news flash bud. Ur not the best, ur far from it, I've fought u, then i fight people like wig and blue max, there's a hell of a difference.
Now u r digging ur own dam grave here. Ur trash talking every one of us here and half never said a word to u. Till u started this bull crap up. Now i felt sorry for u before and was considering staying in the side lines while u did ur little "fun and games " war. Sounds like total BS to me. I c y baroness doesnt want u in her squad. Hell im surprised anyone wants u. Ur a loose cannon with a trashy mouth, no respect or loyalty, U aren't loyal to crap id hate to c ur loyalty with ur girlfriend, that is if a jerk like u has one. Ur not even loyal enough to stay in UR squad for a full day before ditching it., and a problem with authority. That's the only reason u dont like RB. She told u to lay off with the language. And as her her being a female dog, it takes one to know one dipshit. I'm fed up with u picking on my brothers here. If u dont lay off i can assure u wont like the consequences. Now get off this thread. And stay off u pesky low life!!!

OK, OK COBRA92, i have heard enough of your bullcrap. You think your high and mighty saying that you can take diwn most of us, that mabe true! But chut crashes dont count. I tore you up in our last dogfight which prompted you to ask to join. You never even shot me once! now looky here boy!
1. These MISFITS speak there mindes (tastfully of course) cause they have that right! Unfortunately so do you!
2. The difference between this Family and your squad is were treat each other and other dogfight players with respect! You dont even have one member!
3. When you talk stupid to one of us,your talking stupid to all of us! And that shows just how immature you are!
4. You have no honor! And by the looks of it no fellow backers to back you up in this destruction of this Great FAMILY (squad)!
5. We know when to pick our battles and now when to let crap die out!
6. We all have flown way longer then you and have earned the dogfight community's respect. Have you earnd it yet?
7. In 9 months of this Familys is this existence we have paid our dues! You havent!

Now telling one of my brothers or sister to stay out of this declaration of war you have bestowed upon us is all your doing! Trying to bring in the DD's to do your dirty work is cowardly! You and you alone set this up! So you and you alone should face the MISFITS and our ALLIES! Now your scared and trying to bring in another squad that we are at peace with is an act of aggression! And will be met as so! Now thsi is strict orders in you! S.O.S! Shoot on sight! Let the war games begin!

One more thing Cobra, stop posting on our thread! Or i will go to the Mods! Im sick and tired of you alread Cobra! Now more will i set back and take your mouth here! Your done!

Well I like having Cobra post here. Here is a player who for all we know is new and not a pissed off past player posting and playing under a new name and account. He brings a fresh perspective to how we should all see other players and new way at playing the game. I mean he or she is confident in their abilities and is willing to stand up for what they believe in. Is this not a quality we want in players who wish to join our squad? I think so.






Ok I had to pause as I could not stop laughing and questioned my own sanity, at what I wrote above. Look I feel this yahoo, no offense to any Yahoo users, is looking for attention. I will do my best to ignore this sad persons posts and actually use his or hers post as fodder for a humorous distraction. Lets not answer Cobra directly but instead have fun at Cobra's expense. He or she will eventually grow tired and then try to latch on some other forum. Kinda like a pesky cold which sooner or later fades away.

So I got to get in game with my phone and my tablet and I find out that I've been a bad boy and got banned and reported for 5 minutes! That's been 2 hours now. What gives?

All I have to say is that you were told what would become of this and you persisted to unequivocally piss off the wrong group of people and a few others in the process.

Welcome to Dog Fight.

Ohh that should have been a post intended for myself when I started to post on the forum, jerk is not the only name one has called me.

So Welcome to Dog Fight. Enjoy, be Merry and kick butt if you can. Don't worry we will have fun at your expense until you either come to your senses, beg for mercy or a MOD with a power trip tries to delete us.