I found them I found them!!! OK so here is what happened...I was using my teleporter again to save time as my last adventure got me not so much hopeful but rather excited to continue searching for the perfect Double D Dancers, the club just seems dull without them. So I looked far and wide in every reasonable place I could find. First I started in night clubs...
Not looking so good...this made me end this path right away...there are things you just can't un-see. So I looked in retro dance clubs...
Sheesh not what I think we are looking for. They certainly do have talent, is there is anyone who can appreciate it? I don't know. Feeling the need to branch out and go down the less beaten path I went to a few picnics...
I liked the costumes but still not the quality or sex appeal we need...the quest continues. I got a brilliant idea...fitness classes! So I decided I would just peer through the blinds at local heath clubs and see if I see anyone worthy. Well that's when I got to meet Sven!
What a nice man he is...well he didn't think I had the best approach and implied that I should leave soon. He didn't say those exact words but after shaking his hand with my face I have to admit I didn't hear much after that. So I woke up in the hospital grabbed my stuff and back to work. I heard some very enchanting music coming from a building about half a block down. I walked over, looked around for my buddy Sven and had a look. They noticed me watching and asked me to join.
It looked like a lot of fun and they were great dancers but still not quite right for us. I wished them well and on I went. I felt all is lost, I will never find any dancers
. I sat down on the edge of the road, my head in my hands and my dreams gone. It was precisely at 11:30 when I hear a strange sound. It sounded like a symphony! I looked around and saw a huge crowd had gathered. I saw some people running by so I got up and stopped one. "What's going on?" I asked.
"It's the changing of the guard c'mon! Come and watch!" I was about to sit back down and try and get my head back into the task at hand.
"Nah you go ahead, I have something I've gotta do," I said and started to turn away.
"This is something you will want to see I assure you!" He had a super bright spark in his eye that intrigued me so I begrudgingly went anyway. There in front of me...yes...there they were! The soon to be Double D dancers!!!
And then after the show and meeting them all I was sold. I asked them to let me talk to their manager. Then I realized I should have asked him in the first place!
Who would possibly know better than Hef? Thanks Mr. Hefner! Here are a few shot for upcoming shows!
Welcome to your new home ladies!