Welcome Kriss & Wiskers

Looking forward to playing with y'all

Welcome, Kriss and Wiskers! Look forward to seeing you in game!

Welcome guys...

Welcome to the people's democratic republic of MOM Kriss and Wiskers.
Visa approved!

I love cake. Me gusta el pastel. More pls

Will someone please post something crud and immature...? I just want to feel alive again....

A man was riding his Harley down the California coast. Suddenly, clouds gathered in the sky above his head and he heard a voice from Heaven. It was God, and God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and thought for a moment. Then he said, "God, build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." God replied, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take some time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long, long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says "nothing is wrong," why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
God replied, "You want two or four lanes on that bridge?"

Everybody welcome our newest MOM

Dr. Love AKA Dbader or Darren was recruited by Dix. He's done a little jumping around trying to find the right fit. Now he's with us to stay in the warm embrace of MOM's sweaty loving boosum

If you see him, congratulate him and make him feel welcome and encouraged him to come by by the forum

Welcome DrLove/bader.
Sorry there was a slight delay in your visa application-BT's broadband is still a little ucky!!
Look forwards to seeing you in the air!

Welcome aboard Doc!

Bit late sorry....time difference.

A drunk guy stumbles into a confession booth.
The priest (in the confessional and doesn't see him) waits for him to start speaking.
After several minutes of silence, the priest clear his throat to indicate his readiness.
Several more minutes of silence go by.
The priest then knows on the dividing wall.
A voice comes back:
"No point knocking mate, there's no paper on this side either"


(Taking cover now..... )

The sneaky SOB 21 was not at his scheduled elephant execution! Alas, the elephants will not go to waste!! Behold the new secret weapon of M.O.M!! With this amazing weapon we should be able to conquer Uzbekistan! And then..... THE WORLD!!!!

Attention all of this squad post on my newest thread cause I do need your opinion

Golden,

Please refer to the M.O.Mifesto on page 1 for the official stance of the People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M concerning people your age. Yes it is a blanket condemnation. No we are not sorry. And... GET OFF OUR LAWN WHIPPERSNAPPER!! That is all.

TXLAWMAN wrote: Golden,

Please refer to the M.O.Mifesto on page 1 for the official stance of the People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M concerning people your age. Yes it is a blanket condemnation. No we are not sorry. And... GET OFF OUR LAWN WHIPPERSNAPPER!! That is all.

I'm not on your lawn I'm flying over it

Hi Mommers
Surprised! Yes, I am still around.
Awesome cover page guys. It's updated, but still has that classic MOM feel.
Welcome all new pilots. I meet Ooga tonight, awesome pilot. Would rather of had him on the blue side.
Sorry guys, I have been very busy with my job. As long as people keep drinking, I have job.
And I work the weekends at the EGE airport for the winter season. So you won't see me much till spring.

Take care guys!
Scott -Dragon800
P.S. Golden, you are in a NO fly air space. Exit immediately or you will never be shot down. This is not Oboma! We will shoot first!

Welcome back Scott, I will get you a banner.

How do you like your cake to be served, !!!

Hope nobody is lactose intolerant

it's not lactose..........it's milk

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Moooore please!!!!!!!

Tex, our squad is under you now. I keep wanting to use my Ipad as a frisbee. I might take a break for a few days. The fun of watching my bullets go right thru everything I shoot at..... Well gosh darn it... Just has lost its fun I guess!

Then again maybe I will change my name, read up on all the things people want to have stopped with this game and go do them things. Just for shits and giggles.

Don't go to far, brother! The Elite kick off ha gone over like a led Zeppelin so far. Me thinks Zup will be choosing to maintain his current game and customers!

Hey MOMs,
I'm off for a two day hike in the Austalian Blue Mountains this weekend. We hope to cover 60km carrying all our equipment. The big killer is water. It's summer and the creeks will be stagnant and dry. Any decent body of standing water will be polluted by cattle and wild animals by now, so we each need to carry 8-10 litres. It will be challenging, but I'm really looking forward to it.

So, no dogfighting for me, unless we encounter a pack of hungry dingoes. I'll check in on Monday if we get out alive!

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.....sssshhhhh.....IS THE SOUND....of your power!....sssshhhhh!

I was finally able to fly today. Felt great!!

[e]Sputnik wrote: I was finally able to fly today. Felt great!!

Make sure you submit an ingame request so we can get you tagged up

HI.