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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 3 weeks ago #251643

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What's your pleasure? I mean, drink-wise.

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You ever hear of a beer called The Dogs Boll---s.....its a real ale :lol: and a lovely drop of beer it is ;)

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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 3 weeks ago #251689

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Nice, Muck! Hope you r in good shape too!

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Lol, I had to look that one up. Served room temperature for maximum taste! I will fetch you a tall un-frosty mug.

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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253715

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Dropping in to say hi. My world has changed a whole lot in the last year, and I just haven't had the time to invest in this place. I thank Manfred very much for keeping it going. I have a feeling that in my absence, the game probably has many new faces that are neither familiar with our particular brand of bullshit, nor our glorious history of putting it to good use. I miss throwing rocks at hornets nests, righting the wrongs, and standing up for the little guys in this game that at least I felt were getting a raw deal. This bar (thread) has allowed for me to do all of this, and I definitely don't want to see it go anywhere.

If you are new to the place, please check out page 1. I'll venture a guess that some of the listed staff may not be familiar to you. I can assure you though, they were a freaking hoot. If you are familiar with them, you will realize that as I'm not very smart, and kinda smell a bit funny sometimes, that I go out of my way to hire the best, brightest, most objective, and least likely to push over people that this game has to offer.

I'm proud of the history of this place... Even more that it was born out of my frustration regarding my inability to satisfy people's wishes to be politically correct, and my wish to not try to be someone I'm not. Your opinion and your personality are welcome here. If you try to shut someone else down, who is acting like a decent human being, we will give you the proverbial baseball bat to the knee, and then throw you out on your ass.

I just want to thank everyone who has stuck with us over the years, and welcome any new people who are venturing in here for the first time.

I look forward to seeing everyone around

Jacklpe


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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253717

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Hi I'm new, it's hot outside, can I stay here and have a grape nehi, thank you.
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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hi I'm new, it's hot outside, can I stay here and have a grape nehi, thank you.


Sure Buddy, here is it!!! Only US$ 10,00, would you like wings too?



I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit ta burn
And I'll rip your heart in two.
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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253723

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Jacklpe is BACKlpe!

A galon of coffee for me, please!! Im on abstinence, need to sharp my tongue, cuz he is BACK1

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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253729

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Just stop in to say Hi and to give this joint a touch of class. :) Well what do you think,...errr ok so maybe it classy enough already. But you haveth to admit half of my banner looks pretty good. :whistle: whiskey on the rocks please.


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253730

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I could use a Gentleman Jack.. even though I'm no gentleman.. lol! :woohoo: ..straight up over ice please..
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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253733

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We are having a nice little trip to our nation's capital. Be home in a couple hours. Has anyone seen Great Falls, Virginia? Holy smokes, I lived in D.C. a while back and never saw that. Jaw droppingly scenic.

Ped, as the joke goes, "I stayed out too late last night, so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Made it halfway to work before I realized that I'd forgotten my car."
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jacklpe wrote: Dropping in to say hi. My world has changed a whole lot in the last year, and I just haven't had the time to invest in this place. I thank Manfred very much for keeping it going. I have a feeling that in my absence, the game probably has many new faces that are neither familiar with our particular brand of bullshit, nor our glorious history of putting it to good use. I miss throwing rocks at hornets nests, righting the wrongs, and standing up for the little guys in this game that at least I felt were getting a raw deal. This bar (thread) has allowed for me to do all of this, and I definitely don't want to see it go anywhere.

If you are new to the place, please check out page 1. I'll venture a guess that some of the listed staff may not be familiar to you. I can assure you though, they were a freaking hoot. If you are familiar with them, you will realize that as I'm not very smart, and kinda smell a bit funny sometimes, that I go out of my way to hire the best, brightest, most objective, and least likely to push over people that this game has to offer.

I'm proud of the history of this place... Even more that it was born out of my frustration regarding my inability to satisfy people's wishes to be politically correct, and my wish to not try to be someone I'm not. Your opinion and your personality are welcome here. If you try to shut someone else down, who is acting like a decent human being, we will give you the proverbial baseball bat to the knee, and then throw you out on your ass.

I just want to thank everyone who has stuck with us over the years, and welcome any new people who are venturing in here for the first time.

I look forward to seeing everyone around

Jacklpe


You forgot to tell them about the double barrel Manfred keeps behind the bar.
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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253772

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Davy, glad to be a part of your personal version of Groundhog Day. Ped, I think I'm just gonna give you that room in the back. By the way, we're a bit low on coffee, so if you don't mind, I'd like to place an order for a truckload of Brazil's finest. Anyway, I'll nail the door shut, and you can go in and out of the window all you want. Mr Blood, and Mr Up, first rounds on me. Mr Wolf, I sure am glad you still take the time to come see us. Manfred, I have NOT been there. Please expound. Jason, as we've been a little quiet lately, I don't wanna start pulling out the hardware on folks quite yet... They may not understand (although if they act up, they'll definitely get a quick lesson.) And by the way Jason, that is the coolest banner I've ever seen.


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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253775

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Btw, Mr Wolf, you always bring class to the place. We don't mind if you keep bringing her either.


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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253848

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i'm really kicking myself for serving this on a white plate. this should really be a blue plate special.

chicken thigh covered with swiss, pepper and mushroom sautee, broccoli, stuffing and jasmine rice. yum! who wants seconds?



so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253851

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I need to share this with you guys.

Specially with you, Manfred.

Its quite old (1997), but its REFRESHING.

The music is "Flor de Lis". One of my favorites songs. Of course, samba.

The author (the singer) is Djavan, one of my favorites artits.

And trying to spoil the thing, Al Jarreau. One of my favorites north-hemispheral guys. The more "brazilian" guy from United States.

Enjoy.



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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #253880

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horriblebreast wrote: i'm really kicking myself for serving this on a white plate. this should really be a blue plate special.

chicken thigh covered with swiss, pepper and mushroom sautee, broccoli, stuffing and jasmine rice. yum! who wants seconds?

Sorry but that reminds me of a cinnamon roll... mhmmm... does the JR carry Cinnabon brand cinnamon rolls?
IN YOUR OVEN OR ON YOUR SIX!

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cinnabon always reminds me of airports for some reason.


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Looks good, Chef. I'll take thirds.

So catch me up! Last thing I heard was that Wig got the axe. (Not looking to discuss that here though, cause although our friendship went in the crapper, it's not fun to kick him if he can't answer). Anything new and exciting since that went down? I know I must have missed something. Also, any positive stuff? New kids, finalized divorces, new dogs, etc? I've got a new dog. She's awesome, and probably the smartest I've ever owned. She's a Black Mouth Cur. Tough enough to hunt bears, but sweet enough to leave with your kids. A perfect fit for our family.

I think we're gonna run a dollar a beer special tonight on everything on tap. Soft drinks also, and refills will be free. Ped's coffee will be free also.


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the game was undergoing some pretty heavy maintenance and that made it difficult to play. about 3 updates ago things started to balance out. there are still the usual complaints but i feel the game is fun to play again. many good new changes in the new updates.

i adopted a cat i found under a car. he looked like he was about to freeze to death so i told him to follow me home. i got a good deal on that cat, he is very nice.

i still cook it to order so let's get some tickets on the rack.


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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 2 weeks ago #254195

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Here's tonight's entertainment!
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It's St. Party's day! Shepards Pie is on the menu. Make sure to finish it off with a sprinkle of Asiago cheese for the last five minutes. Yeah yeah, I know. Asiago isn't Irish, but damn, it does taste good!

Cheers, all! I be lifting a snifter of Tulamore to the lot of ya!


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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 1 week ago #254791

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Mmm. Asiago....


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...HELL...why nobody told me bout this bar before???
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I suggest you read it from page one. There are only 180 pages to read.

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...are u kind me, Peter??? Wait, I need a beer to start...

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horriblebreast wrote: the game was undergoing some pretty heavy maintenance and that made it difficult to play. about 3 updates ago things started to balance out. there are still the usual complaints but i feel the game is fun to play again. many good new changes in the new updates.

i adopted a cat i found under a car. he looked like he was about to freeze to death so i told him to follow me home. i got a good deal on that cat, he is very nice.

i still cook it to order so let's get some tickets on the rack.



You cook the stray cat to order!?! Er, I'll have the ribs! ;)

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Rael Zappa wrote: ...HELL...why nobody told me bout this bar before???



First beer is on me, Zappa! Good to see you, bro!

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Welcome Zappa! Feel free to stay as long as you wish.


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we've gotta bump the jolly roger! B)


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