jason. if u leave, please keep in touch, my email is This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

I may not be long for here either, depends on what if anything happens to Jacko. If the Nuclear Option is taken, I'm at manfreddogfight at gmail dot com, for anyone who wishes to stay in touch or play other games. But I hope cooler heads prevail.

In the meantime, a Coke and vanilla sound good?

Manfred

Manny make it a double and give one to everyone. WE all need to take a step back and just have a drink a smoke, a whatever works. Y'all leave and it would be devastating.

Can I have a double grape nehi, my head hurts, am i on the right forum this time, still haven't found wife. I need her, my depends smell.

Davy Crockett wrote: Can I have a double grape nehi, my head hurts, am i on the right forum this time, still haven't found wife. I need her, my depends smell.

Yah know I came here to say somthing funny..... Um but I ahhh......






Crap I just tinkled a little bit.....

Dang it just give me a few minutes.....(hey dont let the ones that are strugling with laughter know I pissed myself laughing at Davy's dirty depends)

"NoN-LoLer Here" because nothing is funny anymore........hummmmm......gerrrr..........


Bahhhahahahhhahhhahhhahhhahaah

BrianC219 wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Can I have a double grape nehi, my head hurts, am i on the right forum this time, still haven't found wife. I need her, my depends smell.

Yah know I came here to say somthing funny..... Um but I ahhh......





Crap I just tinkled a little bit.....

Dang it just give me a few minutes.....(hey dont let the ones that are strugling with laughter know I pissed myself laughing at Davy's dirty depends)

"NoN-LoLer Here" because nothing is funny anymore........hummmmm......gerrrr..........


Bahhhahahahhhahhhahhhahhhahaah

Here's a towel and some new britches..... Get ahold of yourself man!

Ok the sky seems to be falling, so could I get some Tang. If you don't have that maybe a room temperature Yahoo.

Formaldehyde please. Straight up. Lime and salt. Need to wash the taste of this forum out of my mouth. Damn shame here lately.

I thought the anti GOG persona was excellent BTW. Nice twist.

Someone fire up the plane and bring me some BBQ and sweet tea please. I've been on I65 in Alabama all day. It's taken 8.5 hours to travel 89 miles. Currently, I haven't moved from this spot for 2 hours. Not a good day.

Just thank the good lord I'm not in the cab with you with my depends. You would freezing to death with the window rolled down the entire time

Man..... That is really something to bitch about......... Great job at being a man about it and staying cool headed!!

sorry I got jumped by Davy

Ummm yah someone needs a change..... Just sayin.....

Davy Crockett wrote: Just thank the good lord I'm not in the cab with you with my depends. You would freezing to death with the window rolled down the entire time

No sir... You could clean yourself with snow if you had to. Actually, I think there is a cattle truck about a 1/2 mile up. You could wait with him. Those guys can't smell anything.

BrianC219 wrote: Man..... That is really something to bitch about......... Great job at being a man about it and staying cool headed!!

It's what I do for a living. I take whatever comes my way (Dr Dave will back me up there). I've got 4 gallons of water, bologna, cheese, bread, Doritos, cashews, 2 bowls of microwaveable chili, and some chef boyardee pasta. I've got enough fuel to idle about 3-4 days. I'm gonna be just fine if I can "keep 'er between the ditches".

It was 50F when I left San Diego this morning. Was turning out to be another 68-70F day. Colder here in San Fran, but my light jacket is doing me fine. A little cloudy, but no preciperitation, or whatever you guys call that stuff.

Just joshing. You keep 'er between the ditches all right. Reward with a nice meal. Rinse and repeat.

Here's one for your funny bones:

What did Davy say when they asked him how he's gonna keep the barstool clean?


"Depends."

Jacklpe wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Just thank the good lord I'm not in the cab with you with my depends. You would freezing to death with the window rolled down the entire time

No sir... You could clean yourself with snow if you had to. Actually, I think there is a cattle truck about a 1/2 mile up. You could wait with him. Those guys can't smell anything.

Have you checked the cars around you for anybody in need? Some have kids that may be cold and or Hungary by now, that's why I carry so much extar food and drink

Record breaking snow. Virginia in a state of emergency. Haven't had a call in a couple of hours. A Washington state/Montana boy and his truck.........

My old station we would be setting up cones right now for some drifting!!!!

They say you can't fix stupid..... Lol gotta catch him first!

Yup..... The old man still got it! Lol love tripping out them young dudes! Lol "This ain't snow" pshhhhh but I will work with it! Bah hahahahaha

Yah being me is allot of fun somedays!

Manfred wrote: It was 50F when I left San Diego this morning. Was turning out to be another 68-70F day. Colder here in San Fran, but my light jacket is doing me fine. A little cloudy, but no preciperitation, or whatever you guys call that stuff.

Just joshing. You keep 'er between the ditches all right. Reward with a nice meal. Rinse and repeat.

Here's one for your funny bones:

What did Davy say when they asked him how he's gonna keep the barstool clean?


"Depends."

ON WHAT?

Dr Dave wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Just thank the good lord I'm not in the cab with you with my depends. You would freezing to death with the window rolled down the entire time

No sir... You could clean yourself with snow if you had to. Actually, I think there is a cattle truck about a 1/2 mile up. You could wait with him. Those guys can't smell anything.

Have you checked the cars around you for anybody in need? Some have kids that may be cold and or Hungary by now, that's why I carry so much extar food and drink

Yea I have. Fed the guy in front of me a bologna sandwich and some chips...

Oh man, you're still out there! I just PM'd you. Must be some serious nastiness somewhere ahead. Hope they are ok.

(Hey kids, don't post and drive like The Man here. Unless your rig has been stopped in the same spot for hours and you are walking around!)

Jacklpe wrote:

Dr Dave wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Just thank the good lord I'm not in the cab with you with my depends. You would freezing to death with the window rolled down the entire time

No sir... You could clean yourself with snow if you had to. Actually, I think there is a cattle truck about a 1/2 mile up. You could wait with him. Those guys can't smell anything.

Have you checked the cars around you for anybody in need? Some have kids that may be cold and or Hungary by now, that's why I carry so much extar food and drink

Yea I have. Fed the guy in front of me a bologna sandwich and some chips...

Good man, I don't care what Manfred says behind your back. One yr outside Rawlins Wyoming I had a lady and her 3 kids stay the night with me when they ran outta fuel they were parked in front of me for 37hrs their gas lasted 6hrs I80 was closed due to snow and ice

Manfred wrote: Oh man, you're still out there! I just PM'd you. Must be some serious nastiness somewhere ahead. Hope they are ok.

(Hey kids, don't post and drive like The Man here. Unless your rig has been stopped in the same spot for hours and you are walking around!)

That's a $2750.00 rumor... No, I don't post while driving. While stuck on the interstate for hours... Yea

Wait? You don't? I'm driving now should I stop?

Lo, I don't know where y'all is, but it's cold here in the hills of southwest va. I need something strong and hot to warm these old bones. Jacklpe take care down in Alabama ,if your stall is due to bad weather I feel for you. Been there and done that, O on a bright side the good lord gives and he's take it away or at least that what they told me when I asked where the snow removing equipment was at .

Sir Jacklpe, we had some fun, at the Jolly Rodgers expense.



Ghost will pay for any damages. He has the expense card.

I am so sorry about the noise

Lol it WAS noisy, but no damage to pay for. That's six inch battleship hull steel in those walls! People think that we're near water just for the scenery, but it was so the armor could be floated in.

I'm surprised the shell fragments didn't ricochet back at you. Are you guys ok?

Manny

Von Kopp... We decided to have a little fun at your expense too. Hope you didn't leave anything in your tank...

ZOIKES, I just made the last payment on that tank (and dropped the insurance). I deserved that, I shall walk out with my head hung low. It won't happen again.