Believing himself to have posted a pic of said self long ago, . wig! searches pockets for pic. In so searching, . wig! discovers he's left the keys to the Albatros in his other jacket. Again. . wig! will have to walk home from Central Park. Again. Happily, the search does produce $1.75 in change. . wig! stops for a slice on the way home but misplaces pants en route.
Pre-pants loss pocket perusing pic:
Post-pants loss posed professional portrait: (note unimportance of pants when projecting vampiric pensiveness)
(insert pants approximately here)