Grats to Ace and Chef
Ok so a couple of times recently squad mates have kindly switched sides to help me but then ive left the game abruptly soon after and ive felt a bit guilty so here is a list of reasons in order of probability to explain why ive left
1 Its my turn to do my sons nappy change and Bottle feed 30 % probability
2 Its my turn to make Dinner 20 % probability
3 My wife decides its time that we have a chat as " we dont talk enough any more " 20 % probs
4 My daughter has mistaken me for a climbing frame and proceeds to jump all over me 15 % probs
5 Im that knackered from doing all of the above I cant shoot a barn door 10 %
6 Internet connection is rubbish usually because my wife is on skype 4%
7 My wife has made me an offer I couldnt refuse

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