Now that actually did make me laugh and coffee came out my nose

So thanks for that magic!!

Davy Crockett wrote: How sad, I've been crying all morning after i saw that, even now my eyes are welling up again. People are making fun of me, laughing and giggling every time i enter a game. Lol lol.

You poor soul. Wont anyone help this man?!
Lol

[e]Sputnik wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: How sad, I've been crying all morning after i saw that, even now my eyes are welling up again. People are making fun of me, laughing and giggling every time i enter a game. Lol lol.

You poor soul. Wont anyone help this man?!
Lol

We M.O.Ms are trying to help. Unfortunately, people have been making fun of him and laughing and giggling LONG before DogFight.

Read my quotes below and you'll realize he aids others to LIVE everyday.

As we act in this play called life, we all have our roles.

Wow! A lot happened on this thread while I was away. Looks like ol' one-crater got mad and lashed out at everybody. I feel partially responsible for that;

You see when I said we let him pass "because he won't hurt nuthin'" I didn't mean to imply he's lazy or would just wonder about aimlessly. No, he'll head back to our base all right, loudly buzz around it irritatin' the snot outta the noobs. Eventually some as-print will get bored with practicing randomly-crashing and try to chase him off. But ol' one-crater always confounds them by landing square on the runway where he knows no as-print can follow. Then he taxis into the shade of one of them "arched-roof thingies" - you know... the ones along the runway next to the hangars. After a short nap he snoops around the officer's club and looks at our stats board so he knows who to run away from. Once I saw him in one of the squad rooms and I thought he was stealing war trophies, but he was actually only taking back some of the stuff we took off his crashed planes. Probably felt entitled.

But I only said I feel partially responsible, because, truth be known, it's his own guilt that's gnawing at his guts every mission that really made him lash out. You see, he wasn't ever robbed of hangar-bombing credit. He's actually NEVER bombed a hanger! The real story is he was taking off from his own runway, turned his head to spit a plug of chew over his shoulder, and careened off into one of his own "arched-roof thingies" and then his bomb accidentally fell off and took the thing out. The base record-keeper mistakenly marked it down as one hangar-bombing and poor Davy didn't say a thing. Stood there with his little sunken chest all puffed out and took a medal and a promotion for something he knew he didn't deserve.

So that's the real story and that's why he's really irritated. So be a man, One-Crater, and apologize to these good folks and admit it was wrong to act out that way. Then apologize to Manfred and Zup and ask them to take that false bombing claim off your record.

See what happens when we let you guys out of your room? For pete's sake, someone go find the padlock and get it back on there. But make sure everyone's back inside first.
Are there bars on the window?
Manfred

P.S. One-Crater Crockett, that's classic. The weeping should have tipped me off Davy, but it just blended in with the rest of the shrieking around here. I need to read the MOM thread more. Oh Gawd what am I saying!

FREDDYKRUGER,
Stop by the house anytime.
It's the only place here that allows puppy juggling. (see today's video).

Please bring your own puppies.
Personally, Paul prefers puppet puppies, please.

Oh skunk, you sir are a very devious person. First off the story of me crashing while spitting chew was only a cover story. Fact is that my airplane was sabotaged by someone. Probably by skunk, because it smelled, and probably because you were trying to silence me after I discovered that you and your team was cheating.

You are right i did land at your base, it was not hard as you only had one confused anti aircraft gunner, see picture one. After my nap i went exploring at i found out that your barracks and flight offices were full of aircraft and mechanics. It almost looked the same as our hangers, only I knew better because i know what a hanger looks like. You are using your buildings inappropriately. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BARRACKS AND FLIGHT OFFICES.

Not long ago the MOM squadron had one of their signature trophy s stolen. Well guess what, I found that trophy and it is my pleasure to return it back to MOM. See picture 2.

Last night i went hunting for you, I ended up trapping a raccoon, see picture 3, (I needed a new hat anyhow). So beware, it's only a matter of time before i get you!!!!

Davy Crockett wrote: .....Last night i went hunting for you, I ended up trapping a raccoon, see picture 3, (I needed a new hat anyhow). So beware, it's only a matter of time before i get you!!!!

Oh Davy "One Crater" Crockett.... I'm afraid you may have inadvertently jeopardized any chance of MOMbership. When Jimmy the Lip gets a peek at this last post, you're fried. Thanks for the return of the "Glazing Glory" trophy, but that's Lou, Jimmy's second cousin in that trap. You're toast buddy!

Dear parrot-head, thank you so very much for the information. I had no ideal that I had a relative of JIMMY THE LIP. I found out just in time, I had my Jim Bowie knife at his throat.


I found out that the raccoon was homeless and hungry which is why he was digging in my garbage. I apologized to Mr. Raccoon and promptly took him to the Golden Corral for a nice meal. I then offered him a free apartment for 2 months so he could try and become stabilized. I usually give this offer to cute young blondes only but with him being a relative of a MOM supporter how could I resist. We then went to Wallmart where I bought him a ton of groceries. I had the electrical and water turned on in my name. The only thing i asked of him was to poop on the tile floor, not the carpet!

I will continue to try and trap skunk-oil. I hope I made up for my wrong doing, I sincerely apologize to JIMMY THE LIP. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY WHO IS JIMMY THE LIP, DO I KNOW HIM?

SSSTTTTEEEERRRRIIIIKKKK 2!

Who's JIMMY THE LIP? You said you read page 1?

Anyway, I enjoy investing in interesting ideas that help to solve the world's problems. This is a gold mine!

Ok guys, i am so so embarrassed, i now have 5 hanger hits, I've been bombing the crap out of all the buildings, I never noticed exactly what the hangers really were. Now I know what to bomb, no wonder everyone is laughing at me. Lol lol lol, I will be the butt of many jokes to come. Oh my,oh my

Davy Crockett wrote: Ok guys, i am so so embarrassed, i now have 5 hanger hits, I've been bombing the crap out of all the buildings, I never noticed exactly what the hangers really were. Now I know what to bomb, no wonder everyone is laughing at me. Lol lol lol, I will be the butt of many jokes to come. Oh my,oh my

You're so funny, and Mrsroo was going to vouch that she'd seen you bomb them!!

She also told me to tell you that whilst chatting to wig in the air earlier, they had a spinning battle, she survived but was disorientated and went on to bomb her own bleedin' hangers!!!!!!!!!

I actually thought those buildings were the hangers, I've been bombing the crap out of them. I am so embarrassed, now the main question is WILL THE MOM SQUAD STILL TAKE ME. WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE AGAIN. HOW WILL I LIVE THIS DOWN, WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO LIVE IT DOWN. I NEED A MOM HUG!.

Karma bump for the coonskin cap.

ALAMOMEAT,
I didn't want to tell you that you were bombing the wrong buildings. It was just too funny to watch.
I guess I should tell you now. Those buildings were at the wrong base also. Keep trying & you'll get it right. Until then thanks for the laughs.

Well now isn't this just great, here I am playing my heart out for my tem and you guys are using me for a laugh-fest. Just because I didn't know just what the hangers look like. You all used me. No wonder i kept reading the following.


Crockett, bomb hangers not buildings
Crockett, hit the hangers

I AM HITTING THE HANGERS

Crockett, you will be banned.
We have a record of this

BUT IM NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG

Crockett, you are killing innocent people, knock it off
Last warning Crockett

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME, OH GOD I NEED ANOTHER BEER
I HIT THE HANGER, I KNOW I DID, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

Crockett, this is the moderator, knock it off, no one can be that stubid
5 minute ban on Crockett, killing innocent people

NO NO DONT BAN ME, IM SORRY I WILL BE GOOD.
WHAT AM DOING WRONG.

So anyhow, I'm going to bed at night crying, my wife is trying to console me and for what, just so you guys can have a laugh at my expense. No wonder my own team mates were saying stuff like, omg, lol, roflmao, go get em one crater Crockett lol lol. I am crying right now as I'm writing this.