It has been a poorly kept seceret that M.O.M intends world domination. We have worked tirelessly towards that end. Fueled by some of the best cakes known to man, M.O.M is on the cusp of global victory!! We have finally reached the plot point where we can shamelessly gloat about our soon to be success!! M.O.M scientists have discovered a device that will make resistance futile!! Prepare to be afraid and awed by the superiority of M.O.M! (If you have a drum, roll it)


We present the Directional Undulating Mechanical Biaudial Aeronautical Sensing System!!

Only unconditional surrenders will be accepted...


I challenge all you other puny squadrons to develop a weapon so grand! BTW, that's Muck and his lady friend in the picture.

HERO WHEN IS THE NUKE DONE

TXLAWMAN wrote: It has been a poorly kept seceret that M.O.M intends world domination. We have worked tirelessly towards that end. Fueled by some of the best cakes known to man, M.O.M is on the cusp of global victory!! We have finally reached the plot point where we can shamelessly gloat about our soon to be success!! M.O.M scientists have discovered a device that will make resistance futile!! Prepare to be afraid and awed by the superiority of M.O.M! (If you have a drum, roll it)


We present the Directional Undulating Mechanical Biaudial Aeronautical Sensing System!!

Only unconditional surrenders will be accepted...


I challenge all you other puny squadrons to develop a weapon so grand! BTW, that's Muck and his lady friend in the picture.

She's hot!

Ha the misfits scoff at your puny weapon .we have developed a way to pack our bombs with a combination of hulks poo and davys soiled depends.just one bomb can drive all within a one mile area to flee for their very lives .

It's called the plum pudding you can guess why.

New MOM training routine-try it if you dare.

Ha! You'll kill more of yourselves playing with that mess!

darraxx wrote: Ha the misfits scoff at your puny weapon .we have developed a way to pack our bombs with a combination of hulks poo and davys soiled depends.just one bomb can drive all within a one mile area to flee for their very lives .

TXLAWMAN wrote: Ha! You'll kill more of yourselves playing with that mess!

darraxx wrote: Ha the misfits scoff at your puny weapon .we have developed a way to pack our bombs with a combination of hulks poo and davys soiled depends.just one bomb can drive all within a one mile area to flee for their very lives .

That's what the recruits are for .

Hero put all men on duty now and I want little boy done before the second world war
I found a new place to drop it and we need it now



Drop one on misfits HQ

and M.O.M's science lab and HQ

I've seen the falcon bomb factory.good luck with that golden

No no no you got the wrong door that's your moms house this is our door

Yep.leave it to you to take something that's all in good fun and drag it down
.nice comment.

You don't frighten us with this sophisticated gadgetry. We have machines that go "ping!" The simple, lethal elegance of the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. will negate any advantage of your so called nucular (Texan accent there) bombs!

111TH|GOLDENEAGLE wrote: Hero put all men on duty now and I want little boy done before the second world war
I found a new place to drop it and we need it now

Drop one on misfits HQ

and M.O.M's science lab and HQ

111TH|GOLDENEAGLE wrote: No no no you got the wrong door that's your moms house this is our door

This how I get to my tank .

If they put Hero in charge of the nuke we have nothing to worry about he doesn't know how to carry a bomb

No no no were building I I'm carrying it
Does that make more sense

M.O.M.M.Y. Stands no chance againt the [M]ad Rabbit of Caerbannog






Look at the Bones!!!

I for one soiled my own armor i was so scared

TXLAWMAN wrote: You don't frighten us with this sophisticated gadgetry. We have machines that go "ping!" The simple, lethal elegance of the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. will negate any advantage of your so called nucular (Texan accent there) bombs!



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Well... War Birds has gadgets that go Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!

IT! IT!! IT!!! You and your ni machines stand no chance against M.O.M's D.U.M.B.A.S.S.!

WB|2p!Italy Hawk wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: You don't frighten us with this sophisticated gadgetry. We have machines that go "ping!" The simple, lethal elegance of the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. will negate any advantage of your so called nucular (Texan accent there) bombs!



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Well... War Birds has gadgets that go Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!

TXLAWMAN wrote: IT! IT!! IT!!! You and your ni machines stand no chance against M.O.M's D.U.M.B.A.S.S.!

WB|2p!Italy Hawk wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: You don't frighten us with this sophisticated gadgetry. We have machines that go "ping!" The simple, lethal elegance of the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. will negate any advantage of your so called nucular (Texan accent there) bombs!



Well... War Birds has gadgets that go Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!

Arrrg! Not the forbidden word!
But you and your D.U.M.B.A.S.S. Will never get past our Bridge of death!

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

We saw what happened when Wig developed your last secret weapon .

Ouch!! Don't be a smartaleck with M.O.M! Wig sacrificed himself asa distraction. It worked beautifully. Beware of the D.U.M.B.A.S.S.!

[*M] CC RIDER wrote: We saw what happened when Wig developed your last secret weapon .

WB|2p!Italy Hawk wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: IT! IT!! IT!!! You and your ni machines stand no chance against M.O.M's D.U.M.B.A.S.S.!

WB|2p!Italy Hawk wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: You don't frighten us with this sophisticated gadgetry. We have machines that go "ping!" The simple, lethal elegance of the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. will negate any advantage of your so called nucular (Texan accent there) bombs!



Well... War Birds has gadgets that go Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!

Arrrg! Not the forbidden word!
But you and your D.U.M.B.A.S.S. Will never get past our Bridge of death!

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

European or African swallow.Idk bye bye

TXLAWMAN wrote: IT! IT!! IT!!! You and your ni machines stand no chance against M.O.M's D.U.M.B.A.S.S.!

WB|2p!Italy Hawk wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: You don't frighten us with this sophisticated gadgetry. We have machines that go "ping!" The simple, lethal elegance of the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. will negate any advantage of your so called nucular (Texan accent there) bombs!



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Well... War Birds has gadgets that go Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!

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[*M] CC RIDER wrote: We saw what happened when Wig developed your last secret weapon .

Yes like.you guys watch the stupid mushroom cloud.I'm gettin a beer!

I definitely would have watched the mushroom cloud! Lol

TXLAWMAN wrote: I definitely would have watched the mushroom cloud! Lol

Me.too but I'd have a beer

You Doooont Frighten us M.O.M. Pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah, blow my nose at you, so-called "TXLAWMAN" You an all your silly Machines!!!

When we asked our technical plant in a not to be disclosed city in Germany to come up with something to outgun the worst whiners in the game......

They came up with this gun to outgun the wurst wieners........sigh.