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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245827

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There has to be some tell tale signs of Dogfight addiction....

You might be addicted to dogfight if:
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245829

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When on a country road, an oncoming car cresting a hill makes you nervous.
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245833

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You park your car and while stepping out quickly scan around for a tank.








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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245836

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When you see a red car and hit press the horn
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245842

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You keep an extension cord close to your playing chair so you can plug in while playing...


BTW, in case you're wondering, Mrs GHOSTRIDER really appreciates the bright yellow cord stretched across her floor most evenings
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....when before putting your car in gear, checking if there suddenly might be a tree on your driveway.


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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245846

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We you see a hummingbird zig zagging around the window and you automatically yell DROPPER CAMPER,
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245847

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You post your weekly stats to a spreadsheet which keeps track of your kdr, coins, hangers, wins, etc.

You purchased an Ipad solely for the purpose of playing the game.

You agreed to pay $1.99 a month to play and this does not make you unhappy.

You are considering replacing your home computer and equipping it to play dogfight.

You cant wait till the little women dozes off in the evening so you can play unabated. That is without the looks and comments.

Responding to this text is the first thing you did upon arriving at the office. Coffee was first.
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245849

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When you're sitting on the can playing df and you're legs have fallen asleep while dropping the bomb.. :whistle: :oops:
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245850

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When looking for the fire button on the steering wheel when someone pulls out in front of me.
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245852

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You read a really well composed email at work, and are momentarily confused when you can't find the Thank You button.
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245854

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At Starbucks when asked for your name you say Doom without a second of hesitation.

At home Whip calls me Doom, and I call hip Whip.
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245856

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my connection to the internet has been messed up since sunday. in 4 days i spent about 120 seconds online...a good 90 of those seconds was spent attempting to log onto the forum. addicted? yes very much.


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245860

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When your driving on the highway and you spot a plane fly past so you start zig zagin in on coming traffic.

When your wife kills the eligible cause she hasn't seen you in days.
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245877

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....If all of the gifts your family gives you for holidays and birthdays are related to WW 1 aviation. :)
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245881

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Read my version on the thread started by McFate

dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/new-lun...venture-story#224025
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245885

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When driving in car see a Red Baron plane fly overhead (yep, there is one near where I live) and wish your car was your upgraded DF plane to fly up and turn fight with it!
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245895

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if a oncoming car passes you, you instinctively want to do a split s and get on their six

if you can hop on world chat at any time of day and know somebody who is on

if your device has wear marks on the screen that correspond to the buttons for dogfight
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245916

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When you feel bad all day cos you missed a 2am squad meeting. ( was threaten with castration by Mrs P after I set the alarm for one once ).
When you get up in the morning and play DF
When you play DF during your lunch break.
When you play DF every evening before tea.
When you play DF every night in the bath.
When you pretend to be asleep in the chair so the wife goes on to bed and you can get another game in.
Mmm think that's me addicted then. :whistle:
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245921

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when u layoff work and find out the next day u don't have a job...lol
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....when you are on vacation you drag your family to the one wifi hotspot you have managed to find every single day, just to check in on the forum.


....when you realise you haven't looked at your emails for six weeks but you know what every post on the forum was about in the last 6 days.


....when your family offer to buy you a copy of the latest GTA game and you reply with, 'No thanks, I won't get the time to play it'!


....when you realise that in the last 11 months the total days you haven't played or looked at the forum can be counted on your fingers and toes.
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #245930

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When you have a 152,800 kills
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When you're afraid of wiping because you know you gonna crash!
When you can't "put it away" cause you'll crash!
When you sit in the Walmart parking lot till 2 am just for some quiet playing time.
When you have to charge your phone 3-4 times on your day off!
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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: When you have a 152,800 kills


Wow! Congrats Davy!

Lol, Davy is the top addict!

It would take some serious dedication to catch up!

I've got a print out of the top 100 from June 25, 2013 (yes I'm a df addict/geek) :whistle:

In the last 591 days Davy has:

125,234 kills (avg 211.9/day)
4197 hangars ( 7.1/day)
38,479 deaths (65.1/day)
4161 crashes (7/day)
20,144 wins (34/day)


34 wins average/day?!!!!

I'm playing a lot if I get in 34 games a week, nevermind wins per/day!

DANG! :blink:
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When u have two tablets or devices and one is strictly for Dogfight...
When it's Friday and ur happy cause u been working all week and have been looking forward to playing for hours on hand.
When you spend more money on the game then ur wife or gf.
Misfit 4 life
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You might be addicted to Dogfight if.... 10 years 7 months ago #246093

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lol ...when u dream theres a server that's all done up in white with stars around it just for capture the flag cause u never seen it and everybody else has an makein u green with envy cause u havnt lmao :pinch: :S :side: :oops: :blink: :dry: :unsure: :( :P !!!!!!!!!!!......ps true story !!!!!!!
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oh and everything on ur desktop is built around dog fight ...lol
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When you wake up and your first words are "BANDITS AT 8 "0" CLOCK!"
I find flying is only a problem when the ground gets in the way.....
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That reminds me, the other night my wife woke me in the middle of the night. She said, "What are you going on about, you woke me up". Apparently, I had been muttering the word, "bully" repeatedly in my sleep! ;)
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Kamikaze King wrote: That reminds me, the other night my wife woke me in the middle of the night. She said, "What are you going on about, you woke me up". Apparently, I had been muttering the word, "bully" repeatedly in my sleep! ;)


"Incoming!" (said in your sleep) ;)
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