Haha, very impressive! Hovertanks were outlawed by the 13th Zuperman convention of 2010, very interesting that you've got them up and running again!
Send the folks at [e]nigma one of those fancy little boxes and a magic wand, and we'll bring out our secret weapon from loooong ago! Back when we and the Falcons were the two main squads, we had a secret weapon up our sleeves... Then when MOM took over, it was declassified.
That's our "SOPT", or "Sawed-Off Plane-Tank". Shoots high velocity incendiary shells at a disappointingly low RPM of 75, but the shortened gun barrel makes it easy to fire during turn fights!
Boudicca, I can assure you that this is all 100% true, and we'll use it almost EXCLUSIVELY from our secret Windows 13.4 machines. Very nice operating system, makes cheating at online games very easy.