Oh man, I clicked on this thread by mistake and I'm in an area with poor signal. I'll be on my deathbed trying to tell a loved one something and I'll croak because I wasted that time here

Now I have to determine how much time I lost so I know how much I have to shorten my "last words" to my wife, daughter, or son (or whoever is with me when I kick it, perhaps a nurse, priest, or hospital janitor - these things are hard to predict).
Click on wrong thread + loading time = 7 seconds
Time to realize what just loaded + read popcorn prices = 5 seconds
Write this post + check spelling = 49 seconds
Uncheck reply notification + post message = 8 seconds
Return to "Recent Topics = 7 seconds
So, that's 1m16s I'll never get back and I have nobody to blame but myself. Let's all learn from this - accidental thread clickage can be avoided! But since I'm here......WarEagle, I'll take a medium with a Coke please