i am jking

I'm kicking about in game and in here. Totally noobed out my face and I'm praying that this game is as fair and clean as you guys say it is.
The last game I was on was filled with every cheat/hack under the sun and I left because of it.

I'd rather die with honour than win with a hack.

However... that is totally NOT going to stop me, when I'm in an empty game, from trying to land on the airship!

Catch you in the game, catch me if you can and may your gods go with you.

Peace out.

|111th| MissHell wrote: Found a blood patch for Dogfight.
Message me to get download link.

Why blood patch? We're waiting for the nude patch.
Oh my goodness, Missy. You can be soo 2013.

Lucy in the Sky wrote:

|111th| MissHell wrote: Found a blood patch for Dogfight.
Message me to get download link.

Why blood patch? We're waiting for the nude patch.
Oh my goodness, Missy. You can be soo 2013.

Why are you waiting? Oh right, nude patch is 18+.
Oh my goodness, Lucy. You will be soo 2015.

Wow Lucy, well targeted perfect headshot by yourself
See you, try never to take a selfie while fighting hahaha

I knew what will happen but it was the quickest way to find her. Dang I broke my phone and lost her number but now I can ask. Wazzaaaap Hannaaaabanaanaaaa r u playing here? cmon let me see ur new plane

PS:
@ Hannah & Missy

Omg why did you broke your phone? What a kind of girl are you that you can do that?
There are a lot of girls they would love to get that phone and you bumpkin broke it.
Btw I know how you can get her number without getting such epic beat-downs.
Ask Ha HaHa HaHa Hannah ba baba baba babyyyy. That's Me if you wonder.
But so easy is probably too boring for the big boss of the lucy-gang, I'm right?
Ba ba baba baba babyyyy yeah baby yeah

PS: @ Lucy & Missy

Where is tha mountain?

North of the map behind german base. If you need a break while trying to land on the duck there is an place to sit down near the statue. The password to come into the mountain is WASSABBI. If you play the german side is the password NIGGAZZI
Don't break the duck or we'll get a problem

Just make sure you get the password correct or your plane will disappear , and it's a long walk back down to base.

[M]Reckless wrote: If you are hit, turn upside down and press the bomb button and you'll be fixed. That's the one I use most

Lmao, this one made my day

hey.... if you didn't know..... if you fly north or south of your base and fly off of the map.... you will telaport to the other side of the map (thats how we pros finish games quickly)

Fly around the entire map 3 times in your slowest plane, (carrying bomb of course) spin 10 times, thank this 359.132222 times and fly upside down and hit the bomb button for unlimited coins.

[DD]FuzzyFlyer3 wrote: Fly around the entire map 3 times in your slowest plane, (carrying bomb of course) spin 10 times, thank this 359.132222 times and fly upside down and hit the bomb button for unlimited coins.

omg.....i tried that.... i'm already filthy rich from cheats mentioned earlier on.....but now i'm even richer now....(i might be able to pay U.S.'s debts now....lol.... jk...not that rich yet)